Welcome to Part 3.
Soren and Linkara head down the road and encounter a house.
Linkara: We might wanna rest here for the night.
Soren: You sure?.
Linkara: A friend of mine lives here.
Linkara's Friend: F**K!. Goddamn blob.. thingys!.
Linkara: He's incredibly insane by the way.
They enter the house and meet Linkara's friend.
Linkara: Hi, Spoony.
Spoony: Linkara!, help me beat this abomination!. It's pissing me off!.
Linkara: Spoony, that's not important right now.
Spoony: Then what is?.
Soren: I'm on my way to see the person who runs this nation.
Spoony looks at Soren who is carrying Vyce's weapon.
Spoony: ARE YOU S**TING ME?.
Linkara: I know it's baffling but trust me, he is the hero we're looking for.
Spoony: Bulls**t!. Prove it by destroying this pile of crap!.
Spoony holds up Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge and Soren blasts it.
Spoony: Okay, I believe you.
Soren: That's a little bit simple.
Linkara: We're just here to rest for the night so we can start fresh in the morning.
Spoony: Well if you're going to see the President then I wanna come too!.
Soren: Why?.
Spoony: BECAUSE I WANT A TELEPORTER TO TRAVEL TO THE HOME OF PAUL W.S ANDERSON AND PUNISH HIS ASS FOR RAPING THE RESIDENT EVIL FRANCHISE... TOO MANY F**KING TIMES!.
Linkara and Soren look on in shock at how pissed off Spoony was at the Resident Evil movies.
Soren: Well... that was unexpected... and disturbing.
Linkara: Agreed. Let's get some sleep.
Soren, Linkara and Spoony have a good night sleep to get ready to continue the journey.
Will Spoony ever get to kick Paul Anderson's ass?. Tune in for Part 4.