Harry watched in amusement as Sirius and Renji got into a staring contest. Surprisingly the two had become best friends in the short time they had known each other. Remus and Harry both laughed when Sirius blew air into Renji's eyes making the redhead blink.

"You cheated!" Renji said glaring at Sirius hatefully.

"Nuh uh, you were just delaying the inevitable…" Sirius said grinning madly.

"Whatever" Renji said huffing slightly.

The four were taking a flight to London seeing how Remus' mother wasn't connected to the Floo, and Renji was a little nervous about stepping into fire.

"All boarding flight 333 to London" came a bored voice over the intercom.

The Remus and Sirius watched in amusement as Harry covertly added his luggage on top of the pile that Renji was carrying. They were soon boarding the plane to London.

KHKHKHKHK

Renji and Harry had ended up sitting two rows behind his fathers. They were squeezed close to the window by a woman that reminded Harry of his aunt Petunia thinking about her made him shudder.

"Move over fatty!" Harry hissed at the redhead as he was crushed against the wall.

"I'm not fat!" Renji growled back at the raven-haired youth whom just raised one eyebrow.

"Sure you aren't…" Harry said poking the black silk shirt they had gotten the Shinigami.

"I'm not! You damn brat, if we weren't in a public place I would prove it…" Renji growled withholding the urge to smack the brat.

"You just don't want anyone to see your flab, that's why you wont show us here." Harry aid grinning maliciously.

"Fine, if you want it that way" Renji said lowly.

Harry watched in bemusement as the older man grabbed the bottom of his shirt and pulled it up and over his head.

He couldn't take his eyes away from the muscled skin that had wicked tattoos marking the skin in a sinful way.

"Like what you see?" Renji asked the teen whose mouth had dropped open.

Harry blushed and looked out the window trying to get the images out of his mind and hoping that his blush would go away.

Almost as if he was under the imperious curse Harry found his head and eyes turning back toward the half naked man beside him. The startling contrast between the black ink and the pale skin was fascinating and he had to consciously stop himself from reaching out to trace them.

"I…It's a trick, there is no way that you aren't a fatty" Harry said quickly getting his mind back on track and taking a deep breath to steady his nerves.

Grinning Renji pulled the youth closer and watched a delicious dark red blush spread across the pale smooth cheeks.

"If you say so" The older man chuckled holding the boy even tighter against him to emphasize the hardness of his toned body.

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By the time the plane had landed Renji had already put his shit back on much to Harry's relief. He and Harry had been getting evil looks from the woman next to them much to his amusement.

"Come on brat!" he called over his shoulder walking down the isle to where Remus and Sirius where waiting.

"Shut up bastard!" Harry growled smacking the man on the back of the head earning himself a look from both of his fathers.

Remus and Sirius led them to a cab where they rode to Mrs. Lupin's house. Harry watched Renji's eyes widen comically as he took in the sight of the giant mansion that they had pulled up to.

"Hello Boys!" the old woman called out to the four as she ran down the steps in her five-inch heels, two pounds of makeup, and various items of gold jewelry.

Remus hugged her kissing her cheek and laughed as Sirius grimaced from the mothball smell as she hugged him.

"Hello Harry dear!" She squealed as she caught sight of the boy.

"Cassandra! It is wonderful to see you…" He replied kissing the smooth, but gnarled fingers of her hand.

"Ooof!" Renji found himself in a hug faster than he could comprehend and also grimaced at the smell.

Remus chuckled at his son and mother's interaction knowing they were worse than old hens when it came to gossip and small talk.

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"So darling how has school been? Have you gotten that rotten bat of a potions master back for his tasteless attitude?" Cassandra asked looking at Harry over her tea.

"Schools been great, my wand snapped though… and the bat is as impossible as ever…" Harry said as the two sat at the table talking as the other three looked at them in shock.

"Oh dear! You wand snapped did you get it taken care of?"

"Yes I made a staff whilst picking my own cores…" Harry said adding a few more sugars to his tea.

"Oh that means you exceptionally strong to have an adaptor that large… And personally I think the bat just needs to get laid." She said as Harry choked on his tea and the other made 'ewww' faces.

Suddenly the old woman turned to Renji, "Mr. Abarai, what did you say you do for a living."

Renji blinked at the fact she had blatantly cornered him, "I work in a special division of Magical creatures office." Renji lied smoothly.

"Hmmm. And what sort of jobs do you do for them?" She asked sizing him up and looking for any sign of a lie.

"That's classified." Renji said firmly.

"Okay then, how old are you?" the woman asked, undeterred by his answers.

"I'm 26, I live at Hogwarts to help the headmaster, I don't have a car, I am a real redhead, and my favorite color is green!" Renji said in annoyance.

Chuckling Harry watched as a satisfied smile crept onto Cassandra's face. Remus and Sirius both had to stifle laughter and pointedly looked away. Renji realized that he had fallen for her plan all along.

"Well Mr. Abarai I think you're the perfect man for my grandson." Cassandra said calmly setting down her tea and walking out of the room.