A/N I'm sorry about erratic updates! This fic ranks low on my list of importance. But to be nice, I'm giving you a double update :) Btw, for those who requested the Clarabelle fic, it's in my collection of oneshots.

This chapter has the same questions as the first one with different characters, but the next chapter will have new questions. Scapegrace, Thrasher and Sanguine in here by request. Enjoy!

1 Valkyrie Cain

2 Dexter Vex

3 Skulduggery Pleasant

4 Thrasher

5 Clarabelle

6 Tesseract

7 Sanguine

8 Vaurien Scapegrace

9 Madam Mist

10 Melissa Edgley

What would the children of 3 and 10 be like?

Skulduggery and Melissa Edgley? That's not possible, but if it was, I think Valkyrie would be fairly furious.

6/1 or 6/8?

Tesseract/Valkyrie or Tesseract/Scapegrace? Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. GAH! Okay, Tesskyrie. At least she's the right gender :)

Would 9 and 2 make a good couple?

Madam Mist and Dexter Vex? AWESOME! I now HAVE to find a fic on that :) :) :) That would be awesome!

2 and 4 get married. 7 is jealous of 4, while 6 is heartbroken over 2. What happens at the wedding?

Dexter Vex and Thrasher get married (O_O). Sanguine is jealous of Thrasher (okay…) while Tesseract is heart-broken over Vex (well, he is hot). I don't even want to even imagine the wedding… a psychotic Russian murderer, a zombie, a psychopath and a man that every-one's in love with…

8 gets married to 9, then runs off with 2. What does 9 do?

Scapegrace gets married to Madam Mist, then runs off with Vex (Why is he so popular?) Evil spiders… Duh-duh duh-DUH

5 and 6 are in a happy relationship when 5 dies. Heartbroken, 6 turns to 2 for advice. 2 tells 6 to go on a date with 1. Does this work out?

Clarabelle and Tesseract are in a happy relationship when Clarabelle dies (the world miss mourn the loss of craziness). Heart-broken, Tesseract turns to Vex for advice (I suppose Vex is currently an expert at all things romantic). Vex tells him to go on a date with Valkyrie. ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Would 7 and 3 make a good couple?

Sanguine and Skulduggery? I don't want to even imagine that… OOC much?

What would the kids of 2 and 3 be like?

Dexter Vex and Skuduggery? Part skeletons. EXCELLENT at getting into trouble. Witty. Brave. Very annoying.

3 falls in love with 4. 4 secretly likes 3, but is in a relationship with 10. Who does 4 choose?

Skulduggery falls in love with Thrasher. (?) Thrasher secretly likes Skulduggery, but is in a relationship with Melissa Edgley. (She apparently has a thing about dead people…)

1 is single and drunk. On her/his way home, they meet 7, who is also drunk. What happens?

Valkyrie is single and drunk. On her way home, she meets Sanguine, who is also drunk. EPIC FIGHT!

A/N There! Done! I love doing these :) Please review :)

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