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Chapter 3
Death
'Rrrring, Rrrring, Rrring' My eyes snap open. Why the hell is someone calling me at…I glance at the clock… 5:30 in the morning? I grab my phone from my nightstand.
"Hello?" I say in a irritated voice.
"YOU FUCKING SLUT WAKE UP YOU STUPID BITCH! I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME LAST NIGHT AND YOU DIDN'T! YOU KNOW WH-" The voice boomed on the other line, I took the phone away from my ear before my ear bled. I was definitely awake now. Damn it, I forgot to call Ino and now I have to sit hear listening to another one of her morning fits. I left the phone on, and left it laying on my bed as I stood up and opened the curtains of my apartment letting the morning light flood into the room. I tied my hair back into a ponytail and noticed I still had my clothes from the night before. I go back to the phone.
"-WORRIED ABOUT YOU AND I JUST RECEIVE A GAY EMAIL FROM YOU I WANT YOU TO EXPL-"
I set the phone down again, I walked into my kitchen and poured myself a glass of milk, and grabbed a banana out from my fridge, I peeled it and took a big bite of it. I turned on the shower and let the water warm. I walked back into my room and grabbed the phone.
"-GOUS GUY? WHO IS THIS?! YOU DON'T EVEN DESCRIBE HIM WITH ENOUGH DETAIL, IM NOT A MIND READER! I CANT JUST SUDDENLY KNOW EVERY SINGLE DETAIL OF YOUR LIFE! YOU KNOW WHAT SAK-" I drop my arm and walk out to my balcony. I take a sip of the milk and look out at it. Finally the line goes silent.
"What do you have to say about that? Huh?…Sakura?" I put the phone to my ear as her screaming eases, just as I'm about to respond she yells into my ear.
"SAKURA ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!" the unexpected shout makes me cringe, and I loosen the grip on my glass cup, I watch as it plummets down from the fifth story balcony. It crashes into a car down below.
"FUCK!" I yell as I duck before the screaming man brings his car to a stop. I run back inside and shut the balcony.
"INO YOU FAT PIG! YOU JUST MADE ME DROP A FUCKING GLASS CUP ONTO SOME GUYS CAR! STOP YELLING YOUR STUPID SISSY FIT AND MEET ME AT STARBUCKS IN HALF AN HOUR STUPID!" I yell into the phone.
"Okay you need to cal-" I hang up the phone, cutting her off. What a dumb ho. She's making my luck even worse when she rambles on like an idiot. Exasperated, I drop the phone to the floor and quickly run into the bathroom and take a 10 minute shower. I don't want to take too long before Ino makes me listen to another one of her hour speeches. I wrap a towel around my body and walk back into my room as I brush my hair. I look around in my drawers trying to find something to wear. I spot a pink mini skirt in the corner of one of my drawers. What the fuck is this? It's like a skirt for a Barbie doll. Hell no, I aint wearing that. I bet you thought I was going to wear that? Pssh, no way. I grab a pair of black skinny pants, and a plain dark green t-shirt. I grab a pair of black flats, with white polka dots, and sit down at the edge of my bed as I put them on, I put my wet hair into a messy bun that doesn't look too bad over all.
I grabbed my bag from the counter and grabbed my keys and phone from the floor, and made my way out of my apartment. I locked the door and swiftly walk to the elevator. Once I'm down, I say a quick hello to Ihiru and then get into my Ford Focus. I change the stations on the car radio until I find a song by The White Stripes. I sit there in my car jamming as I turn into the Starbucks parking lot and try to find an available space. Why the hell is it so crowded? I decide to just park on the other side of the street. So I backup and go to the other side and park at the way back, because with my luck someone will end up backing up into my car, and no I don't have insurance. I know I'm stupid but whatever its my life. I get out and begin walking across the street to Starbucks. Wow, there is a bit of a problem. Anyone notice something? Let's make sure this is a lesson to all of you out there with luck like mine. Look.Both.Ways.Before.Crossing.The.Street.
So, you might be saying 'So what, you didn't and you aren't dead.'..yet. What do you think happened? Or a better question which is more realistic?
A) I die right here and now and this story ends short.
B) A night in shining armor comes galloping in a horse and saves me.
C) The car stops and suddenly the man is getting out and yelling at me.
Which one is more likely to happen to me, is a much better question.
C right? Ding, ding, ding! That WOULD be correct for 1) being more realistic, and 2) because my life sucks. But no. Something miraculous happens. As I stare into the front of a semi going at 60 MPH, what happens? Letter B happens. Something, or more like someone pushes me out of the street. Yes. I'm in shock too. Me, something that only happens in these gay little fairy tales, or gay little drama shows, happened to ME! I would jump for joy if my head hadn't just collided into a tree. I would stand up and kiss this person on the lips if I hadn't noticed that it was Sasuke. Lucky huh? Being saved by Sasuke. No, not lucky! Your stupid if you think that's lucky, ha I'm just kidding, no your not stupid but its pretty darn ridiculous. What does he ask me? Am I ok? No.
"Next time, look both ways." That's what he says to me before stalking off like he's Mr. Hot Shot or something. What a dyke. Just kidding he can't be a dyke he's a freaken guy. Anyways, I stand up and my head is pounding. Yours would too if your head had just been slammed into a tree. I narrow my eyes into little slits as I grab my bag from the sidewalk and walk into Starbucks, everyone is mumbling something like: "Who doesn't look both way before crossing the street?"
Fuck you. That's what I have to say. I'm rubbing my head in pain as I make my way to the table where Ino is just staring out the window with her eyes opened in shock. She wears this pretty little sundress. Emphasize the word 'little' and her long blonde hair is down her back. I'm standing next to her waving my hand in front of her face.
"Okay, I'm leaving." I turn around to walk away. When she suddenly snaps her head back and turns to me.
"Please don't tell me that was you that almost got crushed by a semi." She looks at me her eyes wide. I sit down at the booth.
"Do you even have to ask?"
"And that was Sasuke Uchiha who just saved your life right?" She asked still unable to believe it. I nod.
"Remember 'gorgeous man' from my email? The one and only." She looks at me like I'm crazy.
"Honey you should stop opening your eyes so wide before you make me gouge your eyes out with a spoon." I threaten. She quickly closes her eyes as if I'd actually do it. This girl's brain dead. I look at her.
"Consider me dead Ino, I'd rather die then have to live like this." I say sighing.
Hope you liked this chapter. This story is so much fun to write. Okay, well review and until next time!
-Goose-