The clouds halted and the bustling cars of South Chestnut Pike ceased in their tracks to witness the commotion as the swirling vortex spewed out a boney looking thing along with a hippopotamus and a little green dog toy.
"Miguel Brizzle has returned to Mopmall from the wonderful kingdom of Zobotron!" Miguel proclaimed. "Please welcome the wonderful Caroline my wife and my son, Charlie!" Miguel introduced.
"For the love of God please tell me that that thing is not named after me." Charlie said disgustedly.
"Why of course it is, sister dear! It was Almanzo's idea!" Miguel exclaimed.
"Almanzo, the Unicorn-Leppurchaun…You took the advice of a Unicron-Leppurchaun…" Charlie mumbled.
"Well, I wanted to name him Pipaya in honor of my friend whom the wretched ruler Santa had executed!" Miguel ranted.
"You have serious issues." Betty chimed in.
"Ash doesn't think so, right Ash?" Miguel said.
"…Um, no comment." Ash replied.
"Says the one who travels around the mythical land of Pokémon enslaving these creatures in magical balls and forcing them to fight each other for your own amusement." Emma retorted.
"What are you a member of Team Plasma? Pokémon must battle to build a strong bond between each other!" Ash said profoundly.
"Ugh, not that crap again after fourteen seasons your Pokémon friendship-bond crap gets old. Face it, you put them in cock fights and you make money off it, I would know I played the games, it's a gamble. It would be illegal in our world." Miguel said.
"What is this attack Ash day!" Ash shouted defensively. "And thank you to my loving wife who always stands up for me!"
"No problem!" Charlie said sarcastically while tweaking at a technological contraption over outside the long standing McDonald's. All of a sudden the loud thundering roar of motorcycles could be heard plummeting through the streets. "Oh, no…Not them." Charlie groaned.
"Whomever could it be! Oh I shall go into hysterics in a mannerly fashion at the aforesaid time accordingly!" Caroline squealed as she fainted from fear into Miguel's arms which squished him into the street as an entire chunk of the street cracked open and split up from the road creating a steep, slope-like, incline. It was Tom, Kathy and Marie, rolling down the streets in their Harley Davidson's.
"What else could go wrong, next it'll be Team Rocket!" Ash groaned. The motorcycle gang that called themselves, The Muffy Motor cyclers and they had a fast pace and were going at least 40 mph despite the speed limit. Tom shoved Kathy off her motorcycle and laughed with an insult quick to follow.
"Hahaha you stupid fat retard!" Tom shouted, using the same insult he had been using for the last 40 years of his life. Kathy got up and pulled Tom down with her and they wrestled in the street as Marie watched with a sigh.
"Guys, let's get out of here while we still can! Let's head over to the CVS!" Emma cried as they fled from the Muffy family. As they all dashed down to the CVS they passed familiar stores which surprisingly had remained in business all these years. At the CVS, much to everyone's surprise Juliana was shopping there.
"Juliana? Is that you?" asked Betty.
"Betty, hi! What in the world brings you here!" Juliana replied with a pleasant greeting.
"Me? What about you? I thought you were at Hogwarts pursuing your studies?" Betty asked.
"I was but, I just graduated and now I'm a wizard!" Juliana exclaimed.
"Hey, Charlie, look it's Juliana!" Emma exclaimed. "Hey, Juliana, long time no see!"
"Juliana, hi! We're running into everyone down here! It's like a coincidental St. Anna's reunion!" Charlie exclaimed as they rushed over to greet Juliana.
"When I was still at Hogwarts I heard that Cecelia finally getting married! Unlike….Emma." Juliana informed.
"Really, to who?" Emma exclaimed.
"To this creepy guy named "N" Juliana explained. "He's like 55 years old…it's creepy.
"Ew! But N is a part of Team Plasma and they're bad people!" Ash screamed in horror sounding like a ten-year-old.
"Yes, Ash bad people do actually exist!" Betty said sarcastically to Ash as he sulked.
"I knew it! I knew Cecelia would end up with him all along!" Charlie exclaimed maliciously.
"Oh, yeah and Cecelia told me to tell all of you that you're all invited to the wedding it's on May 25 which is only a week away, I apologize for such short notice. Oh, yeah she also told me to tell you that Kathy, Tom, and Marie cannot show up under any circumstances or she'll kill us all…and Cecelia does not bluff. She also said that we must bring a gift or we will be sent immediately to the guillotine with no exceptions…How pleasant." Juliana explained as everyone panicked realizing that if they didn't show up that the entire planet would probably be destroyed.
"I thought that Cecelia failed at trying to conquest the world and then she tried here, failed again thanks to President Shea and then she reigned over Cambodia awhile under the pseudonym, Paul Pot, before being overthrown by her people." Emma interrogated.
"Oh, you guys didn't know? Don't you watch the Sealandic news?" Juliana said.
"They have that now!" Charlie exclaimed, growing excited.
"Well, excuse me for living in a cardboard box and having to dig through garbage cans to survive in this cruel, cruel world!" Emma ranted.
"Yeah, yeah Emma, no one cares." Betty said in a condescending way.
"Cecelia purchased Sealand from the Bates family a year or so ago and N was hiding there and they fell madly in love." Juliana stated.
"Why do all the terrorist hide in Sealand?" Ash said dumbfounded.
"Who the hell is gonna search in Sealand, that's why!" Emma exclaimed.
"Emma, stop using profanities!" Betty scolded.
"Stop reprimanding me, Betty!" Emma moaned.
"Is Shea going to attend the wedding?" Miguel asked Juliana.
"I'm not sure but, I know she was informed." Juliana responded.
"So what are you guys going to get her for her birthday?" Caroline asked.
"Oh, I forgot you were here…Don't know how I forgot my 800 pound talking hippo sister-in-law was here but, I did." Charlie grunted.
"That is insulting we do not wish to be called hippo that's racist! We prefer Hippopotamus American." Caroline corrected.
"When you're a hippo in a tutu that's a figment of my delusional brother's imagination, you don't get preferences, okay?" Charlie replied which left Caroline in a swirling torrent of blistering animosity.
"Caroline's right, Charlie-we do have to get Cecelia a gift or we'll be done for and we'll forever here the echoing laughter of "haHahaHa" in her mocking tone as we're decapitated…." Juliana said, quivering at the thought.
"Fine, what do we get her? Does she still like books or should we get some hand grenades instead." Charlie mumbled.
"Let's get her a Pikachu everyone loves a good Pikachu!" Ash blurted out.
"They sure do." Charlie said as she rubbed her stomach. "Mmm-mmm tasty little things, especially when deep fried!"
"That isn't funny, Charlie! I loved Pikachu!" Ash cried as Charlie raised an eye brawl at him angrily. "Errrr, not as much as I love you….sweetheart…"
"That's what I thought you said." Charlie mumbled.
"Charlie, you don't give people books as a wedding gift…" Emma said.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, UGH, YOU ARE SUCH AN EMMA!" Betty screamed as Emma quivered.
"Let's just go to the mall, we'll find something there, especially if we go to King of Prussia." Charlie said as she flinched automatically from being so accustomed to Cecelia jumping out her shouting Prussia as a reference to an anime that Shea and she use to obsess over. Sometime they all pondered if that show had any effect on Cecelia's plot for world domination. They all drove to the KOP mall with Charlie in her Ferrari as they picked up gifts for Cecelia, they were things you'd never expect someone to buy for a wedding. They all decided to head over to Sealand prior to the wedding's start. And with that they all got tickets for a flight to England so they could be sent over to Sealand by Helicopter since Sealand was too small to have an airport and they prepared to see Cecelia for the first time since her pursuit to conquer the world and also, to see Shea for the first time in person since her presidential inauguration.