First off! The amazing Contrary to Popular Belief drew Audrey's proxy mask which can be found, uh here - skyslashercat. deviantart art/Muerta-389315869? ga_submit_new=10%25 3A1375155291
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And second, I FUCKING LOVE WRITING TRENDERMAN. GODDAMNIT. He reminds me of one of the managers at my workplace. Who ALSO uses the term 'bitch' as a term of endearment. Be sure to read Trender's dialogue in a fabulously gay voice. Like so flamboyant, it's flaming. It's 23456763 times funnier that way.
PLEASE READ! I'm thinking of throwing in a chapter that contains *mhm* MATURE content. Where Slender and Audrey finally make the sex. But I really don't want to if you guys aren't comfortable with that. I mean, it won't be like Fifty Shades of Grey graphic, but I mean it'll be enough. Maybe like Twilight graphic. I don't know. Anyway, please tell me what you guys think!
READ AND REVIEW BITCHES 3
I shivered like a little bitch as I tiptoed down the stairs. Slender scared me. I'd never heard him so angry or frustrated. Static was making me go insane again. I peeked around the corner, shaking. I could see Slender being viciously hugged by Splendor while he babbled about how much he missed him. Trender was bitching about Slender's suit and offering fashion tips. I could practically smell the anger radiating from the Slenderman.
"AUDREY!" he roared again. I flinched and ducked down. Tears stung my eyes. I didn't want him to be angry at me. He was so terrifying.
"Slendy, you're scaring the poor baby! C'mere, honey." Trender walked over and picked me up, cradling me gently. He glared daggers at Slender. "That's no way to treat your lady!"
I looked up sadly at Slender. He could see how bad he'd shaken me up. He instantly relaxed and reached out, taking me from Trender's arms. He kissed my forehead gently.
"I'm sorry, darling," he murmured. His apology was full of sorrow. I smiled gently and kissed his cheek.
"I know. It's okay."
Splendor and Trender burst into a chorus of 'awwww's. Slender snarled at them, tentacles snapping out in anger. "Shut it you two!"
Splendor giggled. "Sorry, big brother! It's just been so long!" he cooed.
"Splendy's right. We haven't seen you like this in ages!" Trender seemed to smile at me. "Actually, we haven't seen you at all in ages! But thanks to this bitch, we get to visit you!"
"Do not call her that!" Slender spat protectively.
"Calm down, hun, it's a term of endearment!" He twirled a lock of my hair around his finger, but Slender pulled me away. He nuzzled my head and hummed gently. "So how've you been?"
"Fine," snapped the Operator. "Just fine."
"Oh? What about the encounter with our old friend Jeffy?" chirped Splendor.
Slender set me down calmly and then quickly tackled Splendorman. He snarled in his face, choking him with his tentacles. "Do not speak of that evil little insect. He is worthless. And the next time I see that little spawn of Satan, I'll snap his neck and use his bones for my furniture."
The room grew silent and tense. I shivered, cowering down. Trender stood in front of me, spreading his arms out as though to shield me.
"Slen-"
"NO!" he roared. "That pathetic little maggot tortured Audrey for hours before slitting her throat! I will show him no mercy."
"Slender…" I whispered, stepping in front of Trender. "Let him go." He didn't move. "Slenderman, please. Let him go."
Reluctantly, he released his younger brother and stood up, straightening his tie. I rolled my eyes. Splendy seemed unfazed by his brother's aggression and hugged him tightly. He was still chirping about how much he missed his big brother. I thought it was so cute. Trendy cocked his hip, putting his hand on it. He was the epitome of sassy, flamboyant bitch. But I liked him a lot already.
"Okay, boys, give him a break," I wiggled into the mass that was Splendy and Slender and started to pry him away. "C'mon. Let him breathe."
"C'mon, Splendy, I'm sure there's a couple spare rooms in this ugly ass house!" Trender skipped up the stairs with Splendor and away from Slender's burning irritation. I watched them disappear and turned around to face the wrath I knew was coming.
"Why the hell would you bring them here?" he growled softly.
"They're your brothers! And they aren't that bad! They were happy to hear about you and I. They said it had been a really long time…" I looked down at the floor. I was pissed off and depressed. I thought it would make him happy.
"Indeed it has. It has been…a very, very long time. No human female has caught my eye for centuries." He sounded slightly upset, as though he was remembering an old flame. That made me jealous, and it hurt me. Tears pricked my eyes, and they swam down my cheeks. I don't know why it stung so badly. I should've known there were others, I mean, he had existed for thousands of years. I sighed and wiped my face. I was being stupid.
Slender noticed my inner turmoil and cradled my face in his palm. "What's the matter, darling?" There was genuine worry in his deep, rumbling voice. I looked down.
"Just…jealous, I guess." I shrugged, trying to avoid the subject. He turned my head gently to look at me.
"Audrey, sweetheart…they were thousands of years ago." Slender ran his fingers through my hair. "They have long been dead and rotted in the ground. You are here now. I can't love a corpse."
I winced a little, thinking of my proxy name. My other half was a corpse, a spirit of death. Slender sighed, realizing the bad choice of words.
"Darling," he purred. He took my hands and pressed close to me, making my heart beat wildly. "You are mine. I would not trade you, or anything about you, for anything. Do you understand that?"
I smiled and nodded.
"Good." I could hear the grin in his voice. He put his hand on the small of my back and dipped me down, kissing me while kept me suspended in the air. I felt like I was flying. I wrapped my arms around his neck, kissing him deeper. His black tongue licked my lips gently. He sat me down on the kitchen table, pulling my hips against his.
"Slender," I breathed as he ran his hands down my back. "Goddamn, Slendy."
He froze. So did I. Did I really just say that out loud? During a moment like this? The Operator looked at me, horror and confusion written across his featureless face. I couldn't hold back. I busted out into hysterical laughter. I buried my face in his chest, laughing in sobs. I was crying, because I was laughing so fucking hard. Slender couldn't help it. He started laughing, too. The thought of me calling out 'Slendy' was just too much for either of us. It was so un-sexy. We laughed for a long time.
"S-s-sorry," I managed to squeak out between giggles and hiccups.
"That's alright." He touched his forehead to mine, chuckling softly. "Audrey, you make me very, very happy. Something I have not known in a long time."
I looked up at my monster, seeing a little more human in him. "I'm glad I could make you so happy." I beamed up at him. "Thank you, by the way," I whispered, snuggling closer to him.
"For what, little one?"
"Saving me. Twice." I hugged him tight. He was mine. He was my protector, my lover, my master. I needed him as much as he needed me. Even if we wanted to, we couldn't get rid of each other.
"You don't need to thank me." Slender cradled me close, voice soft and affection. "I love you, Audrey. I will fight to the death for you."
My heart skipped. My eyes swam with happy tears. He loved me. "I love you, too," I rasped, voice cracking under the strain of my crying. I hugged his neck and kissed him with salty lips.
After a few more minutes, he carried me upstairs and laid me in bed. "Have you decided what power you will take?"
"Yes. But we can wait until tomorrow. Right now…" I snuggled up in my bed and patted the open area beside me. "Will you stay?"
Slenderman nodded, slowly stripping his jacket, tie and shirt. I smiled, eyes fluttering before I drifted into a deep sleep. Just as I was slipping away, I could hear the Operator murmur something in my ear.
"Sleep well, darling. I love you. I will be here to chase away you nightmares. Rest easy, Audrey…"