A//N: I think I'll take a break for this comedic fluff from my other fics. And I'm happy. I got reviews from different people. Not that it's bad for the other ones, but it just makes me happy that diff people now read. So happy. SOOO…to all my reviewers, this chapter is for you. (And Sugador, I think I liked that line. Hehe. Credit to you for giving me an idea)
You guys and girls make me oh so happy. (GLOMPS)
And Shiznat, I'm not abandoning ShizNat/NatShiz, I'm just going to start writing other pairs. It's a win-win-ish situation.
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"Ne, Kazuko, you sure you're okay?"
"I'm fine, but thanks for worrying, Na-tsu-ki-koiiiii…"
Natsuki stuck her tongue out at Kazuko until he saw a shadow appear behind her.
Shizuru suddenly appeared behind Natsuki, making the bruised, cut, and battered Kazuko fall on his butt, making another bruise. He smiled while his eyes pleaded for mercy; he got enough beatings for one day. Backing off, Shizuru smiled and hooked her arm through Natsuki's. She eyed Natsuki seeing no bento with her, which meant she was about to head to the cafeteria.
"Natsuki, I made lunch for us!" Shizuru had a childish smirk as she deviously planned her feeding Natsuki from her bento. "It was too big for me, so I want to share- it- with- youuuu!" Shizuru used the same accenting that Kazuko did with Natsuki's name, but this time, Natsuki blushed.
"Ah…okay…T-thanks Shizuru!" Natsuki said giving Shizuru one of her sincere smiles.
Kazuko grinned. "Ano, Kazuko here. Poor. Hungry. Lend food? Or may I share with you ladies?"
Shizuru's eye twitched when Kazuko interrupted her drool-worthy daydream of much consisted NC-17 Rated content that was related to Natsuki and Chopsticks (if you know what I mean XD) and glared at him.
The hair on the back of his neck stood up, and a secret message was delivered to him. If you still want to bear children then run. Now. Or else.
Kazuko took that as a threat and backed away. "Oooooooooonn… second thought, I'll meet you guys on the rooftop since no one is there. I'll…um…go to the cafeteria."
Kazuko still noticed a stern look on Shizuru's face.
"On third thought, I'm going to check out the music room and leave you two alone…"
He gulped.
"…to eat from that giant bento."
Natsuki looked innocently from Shizuru's face to Kazuko's and looked at the bento. She sniffed and her magical moe-moe tail appeared and wagged.
Kazuko used that as his escape route, running and covering his manhood.
"PLEASEDON'TKICKMYNUTSSSSSS!!!"
Suddenly, he bumped into a big man.
"Ah. It's Mr.Big-Hero-Manly-Savior."
Once the thought of Kazuko's savior entered his young mind, he went ga-ga. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Mis-ter Big- Hero- Man-ly- Sav-iorrrrrrrrrr…."
Natsuki and Shizuru sweat dropped as the rose garden suddenly appeared around Kazuko and his girly-ish words. "Ore…Ore wa…."
Kazuko held up the buff-savior-dude's hand and looked with the bubbly eyes. "I am Kazuko Masashi. Thank you for saving me…my…my life is in your hands…."
Suddenly, The buff dude and Kazuko went 'poofy poofy' and Kazuko was in a white dress with a mask on and the Buff Dude was in a Tuxedo….with a mask on. The two started to do the waltz and spin and spin and spin.
Natsuki looked disturbed. "Ne Shizuru."
Shizuru looked at Natsuki's disturbed face. "I don't have a problem with these sort of stuff…"
Natsuki doesn't have a problem with homosexuality!!! Win-win!!!
"Y-yeah…and?" Oh kami, she's going to talk about us…my gaydar is ringing! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! OH MY GOD SHE's GOING TO SAY IT!!! Shizuru started to fidget inside, and her heart beat faster and faster.
Natsuki scratched her chin in a very cute manner.
"But why is Kazuko in a dress?"
Shizuru slumped over. Damn you gaydar! Work better next time! She's not going to talk about us, of course she's going to talk about this…beautiful-in-a-weird-manner scene! GR!
Inside Shizuru's mind, she saw Natsuki's lips moving, but she watched the battle that her Chibi-knight-self was fighting her Chibi-dragon-self (imagine Shizuru in a chibi knight outfit fighting a big black dragon with her head. Yes. Strang indeed…).
Chibi-knight-Shizuru Flung her magical sword at the dragon. "You evil dragon! How could you have done that!"
The Chibi-Dragon-Shizuru huffed. "I will huff and puff but those piggies would never come out!!!"
…
"What the fuck? No no, Chibi-Dragon, you represent Shizuru's gaydar."
"Oh."
…
"So."
The Chibi-Dragon looked at the Chibi-knight.
"Yeah?"
"You wanna go clubbin' later?"
"Nahh…I have to go guard the Chibi-Princess-Natsuki."
"Oh, then I'll go 'save' her later."
"Okay. So, you wanna grab a drink now? I could make tea."
"Only if it's the Cow-Blood-Tea for me."
"Deal."
"Peace for now?"
Chibi-Dragon smiled. "Peace. Oh yeah, don't forget to serve rice crackers."
"No prob, you bubuzuke-monster."
"…and suddenly he poofed! Shizuru, ne, are you listening!?"
Shizuru shook her head from the even-more disturbing thoughts to Natsuki. "A-ha…you…said something about poofing."
"No, I just said it like a stage director-ish. Kazuko and Buffy, I mean, Buff Dude just poofed/disappeared, so I sarcastically remarked, 'And Suddenly he poofed!' I don't understand why there are three dots next to it…but shall we head to the roof top?"
Shizuru smiled. "Okay."
Shizuru picked up the bento and walked with Natsuki up the freshman section stair to the rooftop. Suddenly, an annoying-to-Natsuki blonde curly haired girl appeared behind the two at the bottom of the staircase.
"Ah, Fujino-sam…Fujino-san! Would you like to have lunch with me?"
Natsuki glared at the blonde girl. What was her name…oh yeah, Serui…gr…annoying bitch… Turning to Shizuru she gave her the puppy-dog-look Please Shizuru…I don't like her…I don't want to be selfish but make her go away…
Shizuru saw the pleading look on Natsuki's face and inside she smiled. Seems like Natsuki doesn't want this girl. "Kanin na…Serui-san, Natsuki and I we're planning to eat together already…"
Serui smiled at Shizuru. "Oh, I-It's okay then. I'll see you later then!" Serui walked away from them and an angry look took upon her face. That damn Kuga…with out that girl, Fujino-sama would be with me… She suddenly bumped into a spike haired boy who had an angry face.
"Ex-cuse me!"
The boy glared at her and went past her.
Takeda looked at the blonde making her shut up. He went down the hallway until he reached the staircase, where luckily, Shizuru and Natsuki happened to still be going up.
"Ano, Excuse me!"
Natsuki and Shizuru turned around, again. This time though it was Shizuru's turn to glare. Takeda sent an evil look at her then at Natsuki. "Excuse me, I'm Masashi Takeda, older brother of the annoying poop Kazuko."
The chestnut haired girl continued to glare at him. "Kazuko…kun, is not annoying at all."
Takeda sighed, ignoring the girl. "Look, I'm sorry for what happened this morning? I don't want to be on the bad side with you two, so I'd like to start again." He smiled, which made Shizuru gag. "I'm happy to meet you, and I'd like to have this 'restart' by taking you…two…out to lunch!" And somehow get rid of this red-eyed devil…
Natsuki looked at Takeda. "Umm…sorry, I'm having lunch with Shizuru. However…I guess I forgive you?," Natsuki continued to stare down not knowing Shizuru had turned her eyes to focus on Natsuki. Don't give him your name Natsuki, don't give him your name, pleassse don't give him your name… "Ano…Masashi-san, I'm Kuga Natsuki."
Takeda flashed a smile at Natsuki. Score. If she didn't come with me, I'm still lucky I got her name. "Ah, well, Kuga-san, I shall see you later then." Takeda walked off, a bit too cocky, and went back to the Junior's side of the school.
"Natsuki…"
Natsuki turned to Shizuru who had a somewhat disappointed look on her face. "What?"
Shizuru didn't answer and started to keep climbing the stairs. "What, Shizuru?" Natsuki ran up the stairs, following Shizuru. Shizuru opened the door to the empty rooftop, and sighed. She went to the gated side where there was a bench, and sat down.
"What's wrong Shizuru?"
"Mou…Natsuki, you shouldn't give your name out to random people…"
Natsuki tilted her head confused. "Why?"
Because! Perverts like that one will keep following you thinking you like them just because you gave him your name!!! Mou Natsuki, you need to understand more about these things…
"Nothing…"
Shizuru covered up her anger with a brilliant fake smile, yet Natsuki knew something was wrong. However, she knew if Shizuru was wanting to lie about what she was feeling, Natsuki would play along since it seemed like Shizuru wasn't in the mood to talk about it.
Shizuru set the bento between them and opened it. She looked at Natsuki who was staring at it, with her eyes widened. "Sugoi…Shizuru…so much food…but…one pair chopsticks…"
Shizuru smirked, her plan for feeding Natsuki was going to work! "Ara, I must have been so careless."
Natsuki reached for them but Shizuru snatched the chopsticks.
"Ara, I did make it. You only get to eat with one exception."
Natsuki squinted at the devious girl. "..And that it…?"
"I get to feed you."
Natsuki froze and a war raged in her mind. Food, or pride. Food or pride. Of course, Pride! As Natsuki opened her mouth to reject the delicious food Shizuru made, Shizuru took out a little package. Of mayonnaise. My pride can go to hell! Food it is!
"Mou…Fine!"
Natsuki crossed her arms while Shizuru elegantly picked up some food. "Okay, say 'Ahhhh'"
Natsuki's vein popped on her forehead. "Shi-zu-ru!!! There's no way I'm doing that!"
Shizuru grinned. She picked up the Mayonnaise pack, tore it open, and let some drizzle over the top. "'Ahhh'"
Natsuki glared at Shizuru, closed her eyes, and said, "Ahhh."
Shizuru's heart jumped. Hehe, we're like a married couple now…usual arguments, stubborn Natsuki, and now the make up…feeding…hehe Giggling, Shizuru directed the chopsticks to Natsuki, however, she her Natsuki's cheek.
The mayonnaise on the little food got smeared over Natsuki cheek, who looked disappointed. Grabbing the chopsticks from Shizuru, she picked up her own portion of food and ate it. "Ano…Natsuki…you have mayo on your cheek…"
"I do??"
Shizuru grinned mischievously. Reaching out, she wiped the smudge off of Natsuki's face and waved it in front of Natsuki. Natsuki, hypnotized by its beauty, immediately grabbed Shizuru's waving hand…
And to Shizuru's surprise, Natsuki began to lick and suck on Shizuru's finger.
TBC.
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A//n:: Don't you love my 'TBC' signs . Hehe.
This little end of my fanfiction is just going to be pointless anime stuff . I love the OP for Zero no Tsukaima Second season and Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai. A Lot And I can't wait for episode 13 for Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS. I want Vivio! Lucky girl, she got to sleep in between Fate and Nanoha. GRR! And I need to catch up on Seto no Hanayome. Hilarious anime indeed. :) Catch you all later. If I updated two in one day, you know my next update will be either tonight, or tomorrow. Actually not tomorrow, its my cousin's birthday. So yeah. HAHA!