I come with an update! Well now that we're done with Riven, Lux's next partner will be…

Lux woke up with a start. "Is the match over? Did they skip me?"

Heimerdinger, who was reading a book, turned his attention to Lux with a grin. "I have some very interesting news for you." The horrified look on Lux's face was priceless. "Don't give me that look, young lady. Turns out there will be a delay in your match due to the fact that Miss Fortune, one of your opponents, decided it would funny to get really drunk right before the match. As a matter of fact, she was so drunk that she caused a riot between the champions of Piltover and Bilgewater."

Lux was completely confused. "How did she-? Never mind. I don't think it's possible to understand her." Lux shook her head then eyed Heimerdinger wearily. "Why are you here? Shouldn't you be helping the Piltover side?"

"I am insulted! Are you assuming that I would hide during this desperate time to represent Piltover?!"

Lux felt guilty for thinking of that. "I'm sorry professor. It's just that-"

"Well to be perfectly honest with you, I am in hiding." Heimerdinger said with confidence.

"…You have no shame." Lux said blankly.

"Hey, it's not my fault! Caitlyn said and I quote, "A hindrance is the least we need at the moment.", and they left me here!"

Lux rolled her eyes. "Of course. Who else is involved in the fight?"

"Hmm, let's see… On the Bilgewater side, we have Miss Fortune, Gangplank, Graves, Fizz, and Twisted Fate. Then on the Piltover side, we have Caitlyn, Ezreal, Vi, Jayce, and Corki. Do you believe it?! They sent for Corki but not me!" Heimerdinger whined.

"How long has their fight been going on? And why haven't the summoners stopped them yet?"

"Well Lux my dear, the fight has been going on for nearly two hours now. As for why the summoners haven't put an end to the fighting…"

BAM!

"AHAHAHAHA!"

"Damn it Ziggs! Stop blowing up the corridors. We need to stop the fights"

…

Heimerdinger turned and smiled at Lux. "Does that answer your question?"

Lux stiffly nodded her head. "Just curious, how long will my match be delayed?"

"Not exactly sure. Maybe the others will come and tell us what happens? Oh, maybe we'll have enough time for another round of your dream experience!"

Lux sat in horror. 'Not again.'

"I'm telling you Caitlyn, we had it in the bag until SOMEONE slipped up!" A loud voice shouted.

"I did not slip up! As a matter of fact, I was charging up my attack until SOMEONE 'accidently' punched me to the other side of the room!" Ezreal exploded.

"Silence the both of you! It's bad enough that the summoners interrupted our battle and claimed we were disturbing the peace, but to think that that trouble maker Fortune shrugged it off and got drunk again sours my mood." Caitlyn grumbled.

Lux looked at Heimerdinger questioningly. "Why would she take offence to that? Miss Fortune is practically always drunk."

Heimerdinger shrugged. "It stung her pride?"

"Yeah whatever, I'm out of here! Why the hell are you guys over in the Demacian quarters anyway?"

The door opened to reveal an obviously angry and annoyed Ezreal. "None of your business, you punchaholic ass!" He shouted and shut the door behind him.

"Goodbye Vi. I'm sure you'll have more fun doing what you do in your spare time than attempting to process our work." Caitlyn opened the door and swiftly walked in before shutting it in Vi's face.

Vi blinked at the door in front of her. "…I think I was insulted."

…

Heimerdinger clapped his hands. "Now that we have assembled, what is the news?"

"Lux's match will be delayed for four hours." Caitlyn said with a smirk. "That means we have more than enough time to use this." She held up the potion.

Ezreal immediately cheered up. "Did you get a hair strand?"

Caitlyn removed a hair strand that was lying on her shoulder. "Don't know who this belongs to exactly but I'm sure we'll find out soon enough."

Lux watched in horror as they mixed the potion and readied the dream potion as well. "Wait a minute, I'm not ready for this. My heart isn't prepared."

"Don't worry, it's not your heart we want. It's your brain." Heimerdinger said happily. "Now, Ezreal please hold her down while Caitlyn gives her both potions."

Ezreal held Lux down while Caitlyn straddle her. "This is wrong and immoral in so many ways!" Lux complained.

"Just drink the potion." Caitlyn forced both potions down Lux's throat.

"Goodnight world…"

…

Lux fidgeted on the bed. 'This is so comfy. I'm not moving for the world!'

'Well too bad we're not the world, eh? Anyway it's morning time Lux.' Heimerdinger commented.

Lux scowled. 'Go away. You're nothing more than a mere figment of my imagination.'

'Wakey wakey Lux! It's time to explore the world.' Ezreal said excitedly.

'No.'

'Wake up or else you'll never find your teddy bear in the real world.' Caitlyn threatened.

Lux snapped her eyes open. "Mr. Fuzzy?"

'Oh you're awake. Good for you. Now it's time to discover the world around you!' Heimerdinger shouted excitedly.

Lux groaned and got up from the bed. She immediately stopped. 'Guys, where am I?'

'Hmm… Walk over to the wall please. I think I have a hunch as to where we are…' Ezreal mused. Lux nodded her head and walked over to a mirror. She looked at herself and frowned. "I don't look that old… this must be recently in the future." Lux mused.

'I knew it!' Ezreal shouted with excitement. 'The designs on the wall are no doubt similar to Piltover's design! Now look out the window Lux; I want to see how much Piltover has changed.'

Lux turned her body and looked for a window. She spotted a small one not too far from the bed. 'What do you guys think it will look like?'

'A magnificent land full of the best and wondrous creations!' Heimerdinger said proudly.

'It would probably be the same except for few changes, which will make it way better than Zuan.' Ezreal added nonchalantly.

'The best land with a crime rate of zero.' Caitlyn announced it as if it were a fact.

'… You guys are full of it.' Lux sighed as she stood in front of the window. 'Now it's the moment of truth. Let's see how Piltover looks like.'

Lux opened the window only to be greeted with two blue eyes. "Good morning love. At the rate we were going last night, I was sure you wouldn't be able to move. Although it's nice to know you're ready for more." The person smiled a feral grin, but soon a look of confusion took over her face as Lux fainted. "Hey blondie, you alright? I would've thought she'd be used to me by now…" The person mumbled as she carried Lux's body.

'…Caitlyn, was that who I think it was?' Ezreal questioned with a horrified look on his face.

'…'

'To think you got her hair piece and gave it to poor little Lux on her second try.' Heimerdinger said with pity dripping from his voice.

'Zip it Dinger! Lux will just have to… survive.'

…

Lux opened her eyes. Her vision was blurry. "What's going on?" she groaned.

"She's alive!" Someone shouted much to Lux's chagrin.

"Shut it Ziggs, do you want her to kill you?" A familiar voice grumbled.

"I'm sorry. Next time I promise to be quieter… NOT!"

"Come back here, you little piece of shit!"

Lux got up from the table and looked around only to see that she was surrounded by machines from every angle. "Where in Runettera am I?"

'You're in Piltover, silly!' Heimerdinger's voice erupted in her head.

'Dinger, don't shout that loud, you nut! Anyway Lux, we have news for you about your future and… about your spouse.' Caitlyn said grimly.

Before Caitlyn could continue someone wrapped their arms around Lux's body and pulled her on their lap. "Finally decided to wake up, did you sweetheart?"

Lux was stunned by the voice. 'Please tell me it's not her…'

'It is…' Ezreal said solemnly.

"Were you that shocked to see me moving around after how much stamina I used up last night? Don't forget I'm full of energy for you, love."

Lux gulped before turning around and looking at the person. "V-Vi."

Vi smirked at Lux. "What is it babe? Did you miss me that much? I know how to make it up to you." Vi leaned close to Lux with a dangerous gleam in her eyes.

"Watch out!" A mechanical arm slammed onto Vi's face. Vi was now on the floor. "Err… Sorry about that?" Lux turned to see an older version of Ezreal standing in front of them.

"Ezreal?" Lux asked in shock.

"'What is it?'" Both Ezreals said at the same time.

"I feel a headache coming up." Lux said holding her head.

"Oi, punk! Who the hell do you think you are, giving my girl a headache?" Vi shouted as she got off the ground.

Ezreal's eye twitched. "I see you're still alive, savage. And did you just call me a punk?!"

Vi stood face to face with Ezreal. "You heard me, punk!"

'Hey Lux, I think now is the best time to run away from here. I'd hate to think what will happen if you get caught in the fight.' Lux flinched knowing what Ezreal was implying.

'Rodger that. I'll sneak out without either knowing. I'll be like a special awesome ninja!' Lux thought with determination.

'Whatever. Just get the hell away from there. They're already charging.' Caitlyn muttered.

…

"I finally made it out! Fresh air!" Lux said with a grin as she started to skip around the city.

"Hey Lux, what are you doing over there?"

Lux turned to see Jayce walking over to her.

"Good morning Jayce, how are you?"

"I'm great, thanks for asking. It's lovely having nice people like you around. Oh and speaking of nice people, head over to Caitlyn's office. She's seems to want you for something."

"Thank you Jayce, I'll do that." Lux started to skip to where Caitlyn's office is.

'I wonder what Caitlyn wants from innocent little Lux?' Heimerdinger mused. 'But what Caitlyn wants isn't that important right now. We managed to get news about you and Vi!'

'Oh, what is it?' Lux asked curiously.

'Yes, please tell us what made Lux insane enough to date that psychopath.'

'I see you still have a sense of humor, Caitlyn. Well Lux, apparently you were visiting Piltover so you could attend one of my lectures. For some godforsaken reason, your family and the scientist department were high enough to send Vi as your escort. Both of you seem to be okay with each other. Blah, blah, blah, and then you reached Piltover. Blah, blah, blah, and then later that day you and Vi hit the bed… That was quick.'

Lux's face was horrified. 'How is all that possible?'

'Look alive Lux. You made it to Caitlyn's office.'

'Thanks Ezreal.' Lux took a deep breath then walked into the large building. "Now, if this is the same as it used to be, her office should be here…" Lux walked over to a door.

"Enter." Lux gulped at the tone. Caitlyn was not happy.

Lux walked in the room and regretted it immediately when she saw the glare Caitlyn was giving her. "Have a seat Lux, we have a lot to discuss." Lux sat down and fidgeted in her seat as Caitlyn turned and rummaged through a file cabinet.

"… Why am I here? Did I do something wrong?" Caitlyn stopped her search and looked at Lux.

"Oh, heavens no! You're just an angel Lux." Lux let out a relieved sigh. "But I can't say the same for that creature you live with."

Lux looked at Caitlyn confused. "What creature? Is there something wro-"

BAM!

Lux flinched at the huge file that Caitlyn dropped on the table. "…This file is?"

Caitlyn gave Lux a very big fake smile. "Why, it's the records of all the nice deeds your creature has done."

'I see your sarcasm hasn't diminished at all, Caitlyn.' Ezreal commented.

'And even in the future you still look like a pussy.' Caitlyn shot back.

Lux's eyes widened in realization. "Is this Vi's file by any chance?"

Caitlyn blinked then hollered in laughter. "You-you think this is Vi's file? HA!"

Lux fidgeted uncomfortably in her seat. "Then why am I here?"

BAM!

Lux whimpered as Caitlyn placed a humungous file on the table. "This is Vi's file, and only for this month." Caitlyn replied bitterly.

Lux leaned close to the file and read a page.

Assault report: The criminals are filing a report against Vi for beating them very badly.

Terrorist attack: Zuan is filing a report on Vi and Ziggs for bombing their lab… again.

What the hell report: Bilgewater are 'missing' their brew maker… Vi's name and signature was on the wall where the brew maker was.

Confused report: Bandlecity are confused why Vi was setting yordle traps all around their city.

Fuck you report: Katarina demands war on Vi for going all the way to Noxus and telling her "Haha, even though I'm married I still get laid more than you! And my wife's hot, not like your strippers."

Damage report: Vi 'accidently' destroyed eight buildings looking for a cat.

Lux stopped reading. "…I see."

"That devil is a different story. Right now, we are on the topic of that little creature of yours." Caitlyn glared at the door to her right. "Come in, you damned creature! Your mother is here."

"Jeez! Can you shut it for a few seconds? I can hear your voice all the way from here you damned banshee!" Lux's eyes widened at the child in front of her. The girl had vibrant pink hair and glowing blue eyes. She was wearing baggy pants and a t-shirt with 'fuck off' written on it in big letters. The girl didn't look over 6! The girl turned her attention to Lux and her eyes lit up. "Hi mom. Finally decided to see my work of art?"

Lux sat in silence, her face becoming paler and paler by the second. '…Heimerdinger, please explain.'

'Well, how do I put it? That little girl over there is you and Vi's love child. Even though you bore the child, she unfortunately seems to have more of Vi's genes.' Heimerdinger shuddered at the thought.

'Lux, by the divine you gave birth to a psycho! Not surprising, seeing the other mother… but still!' Ezreal said with horror.

Caitlyn simply grumbled. 'Great, I really have my hands full in the future.'

'Sorry.' Lux whispered. Lux turned her attention to Caitlyn. "So… what did she do wrong?" Lux winced at the glare Caitlyn gave her.

"What did she do wrong? Tell me what didn't she do! Look at this Lux, look at it!" Lux's eyes widened at the pictures Caitlyn threw at her. The first one was of the little girl punching someone in the stomach. The second one was of her biting a pipe. In another one, she was carrying a fire extinguisher and shooting cats. "Do you see what this little menace does? You should keep her on a leash!"

'AHA! There we go. Lux, I have some news for you. Turns out that little monster of yours has a name.' Heimerdinger said excitedly.

'No, really? What gave it away? I thought for sure that wasn't the case!' Caitlyn's voice was filled with sarcasm.

'Anyway, her name is Frim.' Ezreal claimed.

'…Frim? I named my daughter Frim?' Lux thought as she looked at Caitlyn and Frim arguing.

'It was either that or Rusty.' Ezreal commented.

'I'm suddenly in love with the name Frim!' Lux declared mentally.

"I told you to get off my fucking case! Shouldn't you be bothering that baboon of a mother of mine?" Frim turned to Lux. "Not you mommy, I'm talking about the pink creature you're married to."

"I heard that, you ungrateful piece of shit!" Vi blasted into the room.

"Only shit would recognize shit, am I right?" Frim said mockingly.

"Oho! I see the little shit face is growing a backbone."

"I've had a bigger backbone than you since I was in my mom's womb, ass kisser!"

Lux stood in shock at the vulgar language coming from both sides.

"Dipshit!" Frim bristled.

"Shit wad!" Vi growled.

"Motherfucker!"

Before Vi could retort, Lux stood up and faced them. "Both of you stop this unsightly behavior! How dare you both say such things to each other?" Lux turned to Frim. "You shouldn't be old enough to know half the words that come out of your mouth!" Frim looked down in shame. Lux turned her glare at a sniggering Vi, who immediately stopped when she saw the look Lux gave her. "And you! How old are you exactly? Five? You shouldn't be saying such vile words in front of a child, or in front of anyone else for that matter!" Vi also looked down in shame. "Now what do you say?" Lux demanded.

They both shifted their eyes. "We're sorry."

Caitlyn looked at what was happening in front of her with a smirk. "I should call Lux to teach them both a lesson more often."

Lux huffed and walked out the door. Vi and Frim both looked at each other before following Lux like lost puppies.

'You go girl!' Heimerdinger cheered.

'Didn't know you had that much guts in you.' Caitlyn mused.

'Great job Lux!' Ezreal complimented.

"Listen Lux, I said I was sorry! I didn't mean to- okay, maybe I did. But that doesn't change the fact that I care about you and I really don't want you to be angry." Vi pleaded.

"Yeah Mom! We're both really sorry. We only- okay, we did cross the line. But it sometimes happens and we slip up!" Frim whined.

Lux sighed. "I forgive both of you. Just don't do it again. Can the both of you stop arguing for five seconds? I'm already getting a headache." Lux mumbled.

"Our lips are sealed."

Lux smiled. "Good."

After 20 seconds of walking.

"You know I bet the reason mom forgave us is because I begged her better." Frim said nonchalantly.

Vi raised her eyebrow. "Really now, you think that she forgave us because of you? Pfft! I bet it was my awesomeness."

Frim stopped. "You think you can beg better than me?" She challenged.

Vi's eyes flared up. "Bring it on!"

Lux face palmed. 'Just my luck.'

'Personally, I find it pitiful that they would challenge each other on who can beg better.' Caitlyn commented.

…

"Finally, home sweet home!" Vi shouted as she jumped on the bed. Lux walked into the room and slumped against the door with a disheveled look. "What's wrong Lux? You didn't like our romantic dinner?"

Lux sighed. "Vi, there is nothing romantic about a club! As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure you weren't the only one there groping me! And what about Frim? You knocked her out and left her here!" Lux opened the bathroom and Frim got out with a murderous glare.

Vi shot up. "…Someone groped you?! Who? Let me kill that bastard!"

"Hey, what the fuck? What about me?" Frim shouted.

"You know what? It's late. I'm cranky and tired. I'm going to sleep so don't bother me." Lux declared as she climbed into bed. She felt her consciousness being taken away as she zoned out Vi and Frim's argument and fell asleep.

…

"Lux… Lux… LUX!" Lux opened her eyes and looked around franticly.

"What?! What's happening? Are we under attack?"

"Lux, hurry and get up. Your match starts in five minutes! Go, go, go!" Heimerdinger shouted.

Lux nodded her head dumbly as she ran out of her room.

"…Does Lux know who she's facing?" Ezreal asked.

Caitlyn looked at the screen in front of her. "Well she's in for a surprise."