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A/N: This won't be fully true to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, so don't kill me in my sleep. This is only based off the idea of that book, but it is a mixture of all the Harry Potter books. Oh and anything that is in italics commentary, bold is the person speaking/singing, and anything in "" is spoken not sung. Oh and sorry if the majority of the lyrics are not changed, only because the original ones fit what I wanted.
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The Chamber of Secrets: The Musical
-ActThree-

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley were on their way to the North Tower for their first class of the day, the joys of Divination with Professor Trelawney. Even though neither of them were saying anything they shared the same two thoughts: what would be the easiest way to get out of going and who was the Heir of Slytherin. Harry and Ron finally reached the silver step latter that lead up into the Divination classroom. Harry climbed up first followed by Ron. They squeezed their way between tables, chairs, books, teacups, crystal balls, and other things to sit at a table near the back wall, as far away from Trelawney as possible. Lavender Brown sat near the front and raised her hand to ask Trelawney a question.

Professor Trelawney:
"Yes Miss Brown?"

Lavender Brown:
"Umm…Professor…who do you think the 'Heir of Slytherin' could possibly be?"

Professor Trelawney:
"Why, that is such any easy question to answer. It's Mr. Harry Potter of course. Who else could it be?"

Harry felt the eyes of every student in the class fall upon him. Harry jumped to his feet.

Harry Potter:
"What! I'm not the HEIR!"

Before Trelawney could utter another word, Ron sheepishly raised his hand.

Professor Trelawney:
"Mr. Weasley?"

Ron Weasley:
"What exactly is said to be in this secret chamber?"

Professor Trelawney:
"No one really knows."

After that statement, Professor Trelawney started that days Divination lesson. The bell rang to end class. Harry and Ron were picking up their scattered parchment and quills as the rest of the class left. They were the only ones left in the room other than Professor Trelawney. As they were about to leave, Professor Trelawney grabbed Harry's arm. She had a look of distance in her eyes.

Professor Trelawney:
Like yellow parchment is his skin
A great black hole serves as the nose that never grew
You must be always on your guard
Or he will catch you with his magical spells!

Ron Weasley:
"What is she rambling about?"

Professor Trelawney:
Those who speak of what they know, find too late that prudent silence is wise
Ronald Weasley, hold your tongue! Keep your hand at the level of your eye!

Harry and Ron look at each other slightly in fear. They dart for the door and fight each other to get down the latter. A few minutes later, they stop to catch their breath outside a set of bathrooms, one has a OUT OF ORDER sign on it. They look at each other again and Ron doubles over in laughter. Harry tries to fight it but can't. He also begins laughing at the thought of what just happened. A sound of sobbing is faint in the air around them. While doubled over, Ron notices that the floor has at least an inch of water on it. He taps Harry's arm. They wonder where it's coming from, then they realize that it's coming from the OUT OF ORDER bathroom.

Harry Potter:
"Let's go in."

Ron Weasley:
"But that's a girls bathroom!"

Harry rolls his eyes and then pushes the bathroom door open. The floor was drenched in water. He followed the sobbing which turned to faint singing coming from a stall at the far end of the room.

Female Voice:
Child of the wilderness, born into emptiness
Learn to be lonely, learn to find your way in darkness
Who will be there for you, comfort and care for you

Learn to be lonely, learn to be your one companion

Never dreamed out in the world there are arms to hold you
You've always known your heart was on its own

So laugh in your loneliness, child of the wilderness
Learn to be lonely, learn how to love life that is lived alone

Learn to be lonely, life can be lived, life can be loved alone

Harry walked over to the stall door and knocked…