Dear Diary
I am so freaking excited right now, words cannot even describe my feelings at the moment. Haha kidding; I'm a master of words, so it's only natural I should be able to describe my current feelings.
Excited. Ecstatic. Joy. Hungry. Happy. Annoyed. (Although, the last one is only because Hannah just walked into the room. In my mind I'm shouting at her to gtfo)
Ok, the reason, Dear diary, as to why I'm so currently excited isn't because Claude finally manned up and declared his love for me or whatever (Alas!).
Buuut, guess who was just invited to the Phantomhive estates Costume Ball!
Ok, yeah, they're totally just ripping off my party I had a while back – but it's still gonna be fun.
Im just dying for a chance to humiliate Ciel (who just happens to be my super rival – don't worry, your going to be hearing alot about him later, diary).
Like, a couple of months ago – I saw him sitting with his fiancee whatever her name is, and I started asking Ciel if he had gotten those 'embarrising test results back from his doctor yet' and about how this is a perfect example as to why staying 'safe' with Sebastian is important.
Because, you know, males are much more susceptible to certain 'diseases'
Pft, who cares if he is only 13. He knows what I meant. Dirty little kid.
But damn he went bright red. And whatsherface started spluttering everyone and looking like she was about to faint. But as I was strutting away (Alois Faustus does not walk, he is far too epic for that) I think she had recovered because I could hear her squealing about how "Kawaii" yaoi is. Disturbed little fangirl.
He was so humiliated though. It was so worth it.
For me personally, the best part about costume balls is picking out a costume. Unless of course you have an entirely useless hoe of a maid that happens to be named Hannah. Ugh. Ew. But anyway, as I was previously saying – I adore costumes! They're amazing, you can be anything you want to be, you can even cross-dress and it's totally okay!
And the second best thing about this costume party is that Claude was invited too!
. . .I guess Sebastian was to afraid to invite me without 'someone to keep control of the unruly young Master Trancy.'
Why couldn't they just forget about the last few Phantomhive parties which I attended by myself!
I wasn't that bad!
I mean, sure, I made Ciel cry (victory!), nearly killed that weird gardner kid, and the mansion nearly went up in flames, and I ruined the entire staircase. (I'm personally rather proud of all these spectacular feats)
But they were all accidents! Except for making Ciel cry, that was on purpose.
Haha. He's such an emotionally repressed boy – You just have to strike the right nerve (something about his parents, aunt, how he sucks so much because he's an orphan and it's his fault his parents are dead.) And boom, he's crying more than me every night when I'm alone. . .
Oh shit, diary, I just realized it's nearly time for the party! I have to go and pick a costume real quick! I'll fill you in on the details about the party when I come back, kay?
Ole!
-Alois Faustus-Trancy
AN
What should Alois' costume be? I think I have an idea – But if one of you guys can come up with something better then that would be awesomesauce. And how do you think the party should go? :P
Ps:Because you are all so super amazing you should go vote on my poll :D