OKs so I promised some friends :coughJessica and KelseycoughI would update today but since I'm grounded from the computer I can only type at school...in eighth period...every other day or two :we do not have block schedules I just have a large Journalism class:...FOR AN UNREASONABLY SHORT TIME!!!!

Well anyway I only typed one page so please forgive me. I promise to update again sometime next week and it will be a longer chapter so try not to kill me yet.

This has been a really long AN so on with the chappie X3

Naruto and Sasuke in unison: "She doesn't own us. If she did there would be at least hints at yaoi in every episode of the anime."

:P.S. I'm borrowing perverted Genma from FastForward aka Sarge so please no fanfic writer sue-ing, Because I disclaim it. It's not mine he belongs to FastForward. I repeat The Perverted Genma Belongs To Sarge!!!!!! that is all

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"Naruto your partner is Saku-" Kakashi paused for a dramatic effect.

"Kakashi I volunteer to be Naruto's Partner!" Sasuke yelled from the back of the room. Naruto looked up at him confusion and suspicion clear on his face. Sasuke just smirked at him.

"It's obvious he needs all the help he can get and who better to do this than your best student?" Sasuke stopped smirking long enough to stare his teacher in the eyes.

"I'm not sure. I mean, I don't see me getting anything from this but a headache when Naruto comes to complain because he hates you." Kakashi look up slightly as though deep in thought. "Yeah that just doesn't seem fair."

Sasuke reached into his bag and pulled out something that looked like a manuscript. Kakashi's eyes bulged.

"How did you get that? That's not even on the porn black market! I Want It! I Want It!" Kakashi began jumping up and down and stomping his feet.

"It's really good, you should read it. Unfortunately it hasn't been released to the public yet. How sad." Sasuke's smirk was growing but he was trying to stifle it.

"Fine you can partner up with Naruto. I'll do anything just let me read it." Kakashi was giving the begging Genma a run for his money. He looked really pathetic.

Sasuke threw the pack of papers at him and sat down just in time to see a glare from Naruto. Sasuke smiled suggestively and waved his fingers at him and Naruto's glare deepened and there were traces of a blush on his cheeks.

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Please forgive me for such a short chapter, I'm a bad girl. So yeah I'll update next week and it will be longer I promise.

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