I hope the eye thingy between Tobi and Will isn't getting on people's nerves...because I think it's funny! Try putting up with that in real life...IT'S TERRIBLE! But funny...when you're not trapped in a room with the people saying it! Ok...now read on and leave me in my own little world! hahahaha!

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Everyone was sick of being in Davvy Jones Locker! The water was gone! The rum was gone! And of course, Cynthia and Meaghan had eaten all the fortune cookies. But it didn't matter to Tobi and Will because they were staring into each other's eyes….again.

"What color are your eyes?" Will asked.

"I don't know….tell me what the color of my eyes are!" Tobi giggled.

"I love you, Tobi."

"I love you, Will."

"You're so beautiful!"

"I know!"

"I love you!"

"I love you more!"

"I love you more than that!"

"No I do!"

"No I do!"

"Oh my god! If I don't die of heat and thirst, I'm going to die by listening to them!" Cynthia yelled.

"I WANNA FORTUNE COOKIE!" whined Meaghan! "CYNTHIA ATE THEM ALL!"

"NOW….what are the color of your eyes?" Will asked.

"I don't know what are the color of my eyes now?" Tobi giggled.

"AHHHHHHH! SHUT UP! I'M DYING HERE!" yelled Cynthia who was lying on the floor. Jack was spinning the spinney map. "Up is down! Now that's just maddening the unhelpful! Why are these things never clear?" Then he started talking to himself again. Meaghan rolled her eyes. "Jack! What have I told you about talking to yourself?!?!" she exclaimed as she walked over to her future hubby.

"I love you!"

"I love you more than you love me!"

"No you don't!
"Yes, I do!"

"SHUT UP!" screamed Cynthia. "Some of us are trying to die in peace!"

Suddenly Jack jumped up. "What's that?" He ran over to the side of the ship. Gibbs followed. "What IS that? What do you think? Ah!" Jack over to the other side. Everyone except Tobi and Will ran over.

"NOW what are the color of your eyes?" Will asked.

"I don't know….what are the color of my eyes?" Tobi asked.

"AH!" Everyone ran over to the other ship of the ship.

"He's rocking the boat!" exclaimed Gibbs.

"Aye! He's on to it!" exclaimed Barbossa.

"Huh?" Tobi and Will snapped out of their own little world!

"Up is down!" exclaimed Tobi. "Come on, Will!" She joined her buddies….then screamed: "STOP!" Everyone stopped and looked at her.

'Uhhhh…this deserves a song! Rock the boat! Don't Rock the boat Baby! Rock the boat! Don't tip the boat over!"

Everyone just stared. Then Meaghan and Cynthia started singing,"Rock the boat!"

"Come on people! It's not a hard song to sing!" exclaimed Meaghan!

"Rock the boat!" Everyone started to sing. They all started running again. "Rock the boat!" They all ran over to the other side and grabbed on. The boat was about to flip under water!

"Now up….is down!" Jack said as the ship flipped completely! Now everyone was hanging onto the ship….underwater. Jack was next to Meaghan, who was next to Cynthia, who was next to Tobi, who was next to Will. Cynthia was still singing "Rock the Boat "still….but that doesn't really work underwater….so she was like inhaling sea water. Suddenly, there was this weird boom sound. Then there was a sucking sound. The Black Pearl was sucked into the swirling thingy. Everyone let go of the ship. Tobi landed on the deck coughing. She sat up. They all made it! They were back!

"It's the sunrise!" she said pointing. "Everyone looked. Suddenly Barbossa pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Will. Will pulled one out and pointed it at Jack. Jack pulled one out and pointed it at Cynthia. Cynthia pulled one out and pointed it Barbossa. Meaghan and Tobi looked at each other wide-eyed.

"Where did THAT come from?!" Meaghan exclaimed Cynthia just laughed.

"Now, Jack the Brethren is gathering. And you and I are going, and there will be no arguing."

"I is arguing with what! And if the pirate lords are gathering I'm pointing my ship the other way and me and Meaghan are gonna get married.

"Meaghan Margot Sparrow! I like it!" Meaghan decided.

"Jack, they kill us all of til' there be no one but you." Barbossa said.

"I like sound of that. Captain Jack Sparrow….the last pirate!"

"And you'll be left to fight Jones all by yourself. And how doe that fit into your plan?"

"I'm still working on that." Jack smiled. "But there's one thing I'm certain of is that I'll not be going back to the locker, mate count on that!" Jack fired his gun, but it didn't go off. So did Barbossa and so did Will and so did Cynthia. When hers didn't go off…she laughed.

"Wet powder!" mumbled Gibbs.

"Awwww…too bad….I was looking forward to seeing my hubby kill your hubby!" said Tobi to Meaghan.

"NOOOOOOOOOO! It would be the other way around!"
"NO!"

'YEA!"

"NO!"

"YEA!"

Will pulled out the map. "There's a fresh water island over here. We can re-supply there and get back to shooting each other later!"

"You lead the shore party while I stay here with my ship!" Jack said to Babossa.

"I'm not leaving you here with MY ship!" Barbossa said.

'Why don't you both go to shore and leave the ship in my command….temporarily!" The two captains nodded in agreement.

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"YEA!"

Meaghan and Tobi pulled out pistols and pointed them at each other.

"You know the powder's wet! It won't work!" Meaghan said.

"We can still use them as clubs!" Tobi laughed. The two girls started hitting each other with their pistols when Jack came over and grabbed Meaghan.

"You're coming with me love!" he replied.

"Ok!" Meaghan followed her hubby. Will walked over to Tobi.

"What are the color of your eyes?" he asked with a smile.

"I don't know….what are the color of my eyes?" asked Tobi, with a giggle.

"Here we go again!" sighed Cynthia!