"eragon u are the sexist man ever," i said.
"i know but its so hard." he cried a singel tear and boughed his head.
"eragon tell saphira to land. my shirt keeps flying up."
eragon winked. "U're hot. and saphire can;t land or the razac will eat us."
"OK."
saphira's scales glittered like the sun and were as smooth as eragons face. i was glad eragon shaved b/c guys with beards crepe me out.
suddenly eragon ejaculated:we're here!"
"OMG" i said.
Saphira flew thru the hologram and we landed inside the razacs lair. it smelled like dead fish and bug guts. cuz thats whatt he razac eat.
The cave was open at the top and the sexy moon shone thru. alagayseea has three moons,and rheir names are Rohan, Death Star, and Pern.
"OMG Amy look out." stated eragon. He jumped in front of me and the razac stabbed him with its five foot beak.
"damnit." replied eragom. "if only zarroc was still 5 feet long."
"eragon you're hurt!" i cried and cried and the razac kidnapped me.
"weve got something good pkanned for you deerie," they said.
they took me to a dark room and i almost slipped on the wetness. I gasped. "OMG" i said, Far in the back aria was locked up in a tube filled with pale liquid.
"we;re going to turn you into aria," explained the razac.
"NO!" i scrame but it was too late. they combined are RNA abd i was an elf.