I hope you guys like this one. It's not really a DxC oneshot, but it has a lot of it in it. This is the alleged 'Almost Wedding Crashers' episode that I would've much more enjoyed than 'Million Dollar Babies' The episode was okaaaay, but not da bomb. Did I just type it again?! Cue Harold... GOSH!!!!
DxC Oneshots
The Almost Wedding Crashers
Chris sits on a lawn chair in front of the cast trailers, waiting for the camera crew to start filming. The sun was rising, giving the abandoned film lot an eerie tint. Chris was wearing his 'Guilded Chris' ceremony tux, and his million dollar smile.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action! The castmates were sent back to the stone age, and competed in challenges to test their prehistoric fierceness. But no ones fiercness could compare to Courtney's. She got the Grips out of their pathetic loosing streak, and a mamoth sized barbecue. Heather went nut-so trying to get hair, and Duncan fell for Courtney. Again. What do we have planned for our competitors today? Let's just say our contestants will be forced to kiss and make up. Coming up, on Total Drama Action!
Theme Music!
The Screaming Gaphers sat at their table, picking at Chef's failed attempt at making oatmeal. The Grips sat at the table across from the Gaphers, eating the mush.
Grips...
"So the plan is to throw the challenge, and get rid of Courtney?" Lindsay asked, for the billionth time that morning.
"Very good Lindsay!" Justin exclaimed, with fake enthusiasm. Beth took a bite of her oatmeal, then responded.
"I dunno guys. We should at least see how far she can take us. She DID get us our first win in a while..." Beth remarked. Justin thought it over for a minute, and agreed.
"So wait, we aren't voting her off?" Lindsay questioned. Beth explained the situation to the blonde. "Ohhhhh!"
Gaphers...
Harold shoved another spoonful of crud into his mouth, and nearly choked. Heather scrunched her nose, as the geek spit up mush onto the table. LeShawna handed him a napkin, while Duncan leaned back in his chair, not really paying attention to his surroundings. His mind kept wandering to a certain mocha skinned brunette.
Confession Cam:
Duncan: What is up with her, she's acting even more bratty than usual! Is that even possible?
Back to Reality
Courtney entered the craft services tent, with her wet hair up in a purple towel. She made her way over to the Grips side of the tent, ignoring the glares she got from the other contestants. She sat down beside Justin, and across from Lindsay and Beth.
"What's up with your hair?" Beth asked, noting Courtney's wrapped hair. Courtney glanced up at her head, then back at Beth.
"Oh, it's because someone cut out a chunk of my hair, and I had to fix it." Courtney responded, sending daggers at Heather. Heather glared back.
"Karma's a bitch, isn't she?" Heather smirked, holding her head up with her wrists.
"Not unless her name is Heather." Courtney retorted.
"Guys, guys! Why can't we all just get along?" Chris asked, entering the tent.
"Uh, because we hate eachother?" Duncan replied, with a 'Duh, isn't obvious you sadist?' tone.
"Not the point. Today's challenge is all about the love, and the funny! Can somebody guess the genre?"
"Ooh! Ooh! Is it the romantic comedy?!" Beth exclaimed. She seriously gets too excited about this stuff...
"Correct! Your first challenge starts in in ten. Change into your swimsuits, and meet me at studio 15!" Chris said, exiting the tent.
After changing, the contestants lined up in front of thier host, split into their teams.
"Alrighty castmates. You will be competing in three challenges, and the best of three wins the reward, while the losers send someone home. The first challenge is a race to the second challenge. You will climb up to the top of this ladder, get onto the ledge, and strap into the pair of cupid wings. You will 'fly' to this pool of water, and drop into it swimming to shore. The next person cannot start until the last person makes it to shore. The first team to get all of their members to the next challenge first, wins an advantage in the next challenge! On your marks... get set... ACTION!" Chris announced, as Heather and Beth sprinted past. Heather made it to the ladder first, with Beth only a few seconds behind. Heather strapped herself into a pair of cupid wings, and took a leap of faith. Beth had trouble trying to get in.
"Come on Beth, hurry up!" Courtney shouted. Lindsay and Justin glared at her.
"I'm trying!" Beth called back, finally getting herself strapped in. She ran off the platform, and swung above the pool of water. She jumped in about 5 seconds after Heather. Heather was a few feet away from shore, but her wig fell off, and started to sink.
"AHHH!!!! My wig!!!!" Heather wailed, turning around, and swimming back for the sinking Pebbles-style hair piece. She dove under water, but couldn't get to it. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Confession Cam:
Courtney: *smirking* Karma really IS a bitch!
Back to Reality
In the meantime, Beth made it to shore, and Lindsay started to run towards the ladder. She started to climb the ladder, while Heather trudged to shore. Harold started running to the ladder, and started to climb as well. Lindsay quickly strapped herself into the cupid wings, and swung over the pool. Harold had now strapped himself in, and swung across. Lindsay power swam to shore, and got herself to land, with Harold close behind.
Justin and LeShawna ran to the ladder, with LeShawna only behind by a second. LeShawna made her way up the ladder ahead of Justin, and strapped herself into the wings.
"Uhm Chris, those wings totally clash with my swim trunks, do they come in a different colour?" Justin asked, jerking a thumb towards the tacky wings behind him. Courtney stared at him dumbfounded. Chris shook his head. "Bummer..."
"What are you doing?! You're letting LeShawna get the lead!!!!" Courtney screamed. Justin rolled his eyes, and strapped himself into the wings. He swung across, and dove into the pool. LeShawna was a good 15 feet ahead of him, until Justin started to swim really fast. He tied with her, and Courtney and Duncan sprinted to the ladder neck and neck. The climbed the ladder and strapped themselves into the wings. They swam to shore, Duncan making it a milisecond before Courtney.
"We have our winners! The Gaphers!" Chris declared. They cheered. Courtney glared at them.
Confession Cam:
Courtney: Sure... Laugh it up now, but I swear that will be your last win, if I can help it!
Back to Reality
Next Challenge
"Okay Gaphers, here is your reward." Chris said, handing Harold 4 arrows.
"Arrows?" Harold questioned.
"Shhhhhhush. Your next challenge is to make like the love guru Cupid, and try to shoot the most people with arrows." Chris explained.
"You mean we're going to be impaled by sharp sticks with feathers on the end?!" Lindsay gasped.
"No way! We can't afford anymore lawsuits... You'll be wearing targets, and the goal is to get the most points by the end of the match. Gaphers, since you won the last challenge, you each get an extra arrow. The match will be five minutes long." Chris announced, handing the castmates their quivers, bows, and arrows. He lead them to a room. On one half of the tall room, was a platform with the 'Screaming Gaphers' logo, and on the other side had the 'Killer Grips' logo. The contestants went to their sides, and put on their archery equipment. "Aaaaaand... Action!"
Courtney quickly drew and arrow, and aimed at Heather. She got her right in the bulls eye, and then moved her range to Harold. Lindsay tried to draw an arrow, but failed. She pulled back the string, and let go. Unfortunately, she was holding the arrows the wrong way, and shot herself.
"OW!! Chris, does that count?" Lindsay asked, rubbing her now tender arm. Chris smirked, and nodded. "Bummer..." Courtney grabbed the arrow from her hands, and turned it around.
"Here, try holding it this way!" Courtney shouted, before getting shot in the chest by Duncan.
"Whoopsidaisy, my bad..." He smirked. Courtney turned red in the face. Not literally- that only happens in cartoons. She drew two arrows, getting Duncan in the bulls eye. He scowled, as Courtney smiled smugly.
"No no... I believe that it was my bad." She replied, before shooting LeShawna. Beth shot Harold, then Heather in the chest. Beth beamed her in the face.
"Owww!!!!! Ugh, nice aim dweeb! My target is HERE!!!!" Heather screehed, rubbing her tender nose with her free hand, then motioning to her chest. Courtney, after dodging a projectile from Harold, came up to Beth.
"Nice shot." She congratualated. Beth smiled uneasily.
"Thanks." Beth replied nervously. It came out more like a question. Justin aimed blindly, and shot rapidly. He ended up only hitting LeShawna. He got her just below the target.
"Dang... I guess my aim is a little off." Justin remarked, tapping his chin. He dodged an arrow. Everyone ran out of arrows, and only Courtney was left with one. She smiled deviously. The Screaming Gaphers looked like deer in the headlights. Harold gasped.
"She can't get us all, quick!" Harold yelled, grabbing Heather and LeShawna by the wrist. He dragged them with him as he ran away from the frozen Duncan. Courtney drew the arrow, and shot Duncan with incredible force. He fell to the ground.
"Wow..." Lindsay marvelled.
"It looks like The Killer Grips are the winners of the second challenge! And join us after the break to see our dramatic tie breaker, that will grant one team immunity, and the reward, while the other team sends someone packing. Coming up, on Total Drama Action!" Chris declared. He became visibley more upset, after the camera men switched to commercial. "Make up!"
The Killer Grips cheered as they headed to their trailers to change. Duncan got up sorely, and joined the Gaphers.
"Nice. Going. Idiot boy." Heather seethed, crossing her arms. Duncan glared at her.
"Oh yeah, it's my fault after you guys ditched me alone like a sitting duck!" Duncan protested.
"Blame us for actually trying to win! You were too busy staring at a certain councillor in training!" Harold retorted, ajusting his glasses.
"All we're saying, is don't let her throw off your game." LeShawna clarified.
"Because if you do, you'll throw off our game. And if you throw off our game, we'll make sure that you get thrown into the back of the Lame-o-zine tonight! Got it?!" Heather hissed. Duncan scoffed.
Grips...
"Uh, nice going out there." Beth said, buttoning up her vest. Lindsay smiled and gave Courtney a thumbs up. Lindsay brushed her long blonde hair, then headed towards the dresser. She pulled out her clothes, and started to put them on over her bathing suit. "Umm, Linds? Aren't you going to take off your bathing suit first?"
"I would, but all my underwear is in the laundry." Lindsay replied, pulling up her skirt.
"Sorry guys if I seem a bit mean. It's just, losing isn't really an option for me... After Harold cheated me out of last season, something in my mind just snapped, and took over. I may do things that will hurt many people, but I don't care. I'm going to win this competition... And no one, is going to stop me..." Courtney muttered under her breath, leaving the trailer. Lindsay and Beth looked at each other, then shrugged.
After the commecial break...
The cast joined Chris in front of the make up confession, dressed in their normal clothes. The camera man motioned Chris, and he started to bring ther viewers up to speed. "Welcome back to Total Drama Action--"
"Welcome back? But we didn't leave..." Lindsay said. Chris dashed up to her, and glared at the ditzy blonde.
"Yes, I know that Lidnsay. And DON'T INTERRUPT ME! EVERRR!!!!" He fumed, flicking her nose. Chris continued to pace in front of the castmates. "Our competitors started to feel the love after competing in todays romantic comedy challenges. The Gaphers won the first challenge, but the Grips made like William Tell, and shot down the Gaphers hopes of a quick victory in the second challenge. And now it's time for our drama inducing, extra dramatic tie breaker!"
"Someone's excited..." Heather remarked, raising an eyebrow.
"Which means pain for us, no doubt." Duncan added, crossing his arms.
"As much as I love physical pain, I love causing you mental damage too. Which what this next challenge is all about! A female member and a male member from each team will by tailored in wedding attire by the other two team members. After the contestants are dressed, they will stand at the end of this wedding chapel obstacle course." Chris explained, gesturing to the crudely decorated set. There were barriors, and other things to try and stop the 'bride' and 'groom' from making it to the end of the hall. On the side were paintball guns and garden hoses. "You will try to make it to the alter so you can 'tie the knot' in under a minute, while the other team tries to stop you. The team that makes it with the best time will win! The bride for the Gaphers will be... Heatherrrrr!" Chris drawled, putting an arm on her shoulder. She sent him a 'remove-your-arm-or-else-I-will-castrate-you-you-creeper' look. He grimaced, and backed away slowly. "The groom will be... Duncan!" It was now the other contestants turn to grimace. Duncan smirked slightly, and walked next to Heather. Courtney sent them the deadliest death glare she could make, while Duncan and Heather glared back. "For the Grips, the bride will be... Courtney! Which means the groom will be Justin."
Justin and Courtney walked over to the other side of the host, waiting for him to say action. "All the supplies you will need, are in the make up trailer. You have ten minutes to change. Aaaaaaand... ACTION!" Chris exclaimed, while both teams ran into the make up trailer.
Confession Cam:
Lindsay and Beth dashed around the trailer, and grabbed random stuff for Courtney and Justin to wear. LeShawna pulled out a long skinny white dress, with silver bows on the bottom, and held it out for Heather.
Heather: *crosses arms, and sticks up her nose* Oh, I am NOT wearing that. It will make my butt look big.
LeShawna: I don't care! I bet all the dresses will make your butt look big. Just put on the dang dress! *shoves the dress into Heather.*
Heather 'Hmphed' and snatched the dress. She went into the changeroom, and came out in the ill-fitting dress. LeShawna handed her a veil.
LeShawna: Here.
Heather: *rolls eyes*
Lindsay handed Courtney a white dress that flowed at the bottom. It looked like a white version of the 'Sleeping Beauty' dress, that Briar Rose wore at the end of the Disney movie, as she danced with the prince. After Courtney changed, she turned around so Lindsay could zip up her dress. She handed her a pair of silver heels, and Courtney put them on. Harold gave Duncan a black tux, with a silver tie. Dunacn changed, and tried to tie the tie. He ended up going to Harold for help, which made him feel even worse than his crushing defeat at the cold hands of his ex, Courtney. Justin wore a black tux, with a gold tie, and waited for Courtney to get the finishing touches on her gown. Beth handed her a white transparent veil, and fixed her hair into a bun, before attaching the veil. Courtney slipped on her gloves, and grabbed her fake flowers.
Lindsay: Wowzers, you two look perfect together!
Duncan overheard this, and jerked his head towards Courtney and Justin. Courtney looked beautiful... The gown swept the floor when she walked, and the dress hugged her curves in all the right ways. Lindsay had done her make up, making her cute freckles stand out on her nose. Her lips were red and just begging to be kissed. Justin- well, he was already a male model. Enough said. He just looked even more glamourous than before. Justin held out his hand for Courtney to take. She hesitated, but took it anyways. Duncan narrowed his eyes. That should be him! HE should be the one taking the CITs pretty little hand! That angered Duncan. It did more than make him angry... It made him jealous. Heather shuffled her way over- the dress was limiting her span of movement, and tapped Duncan on the shoulder. Duncan rolled his eyes. Wait, he could use Heather to make Courtney jealous! Sure, it was a douche-y move, but she started it! Taking the male models hand, and looking hot in that wedding dress... How could she! He put his arm on Heather's back, and started to walk. Heather grabbed his arm, and shoved it in a very awkward position on Duncan's body. She narrowed her eyes at him.
Heather: Let's just get this challenge over with. And if you value this arm, you will keep your hands OFF OF ME you sleaze!!!!
Back to Reality
"Grips. Since you won the last challenge, you get to go first! Gaphers, get to your stations! Courtney, Justin! On your marks, get set... ACTION!" Chris yelled, and Courtney and Justin started to run down the aisle, hand in hand. Courtney jumped up onto the ledge, but she couldn't pull herself up in the dress.
"Here!" Justin shouted, holding his hand out for her to step on. She used his hand to push off, and got up.
"Thanks!" She called back, while she held out her hand to help Justin up. Heather shot Courtney in the shoulder with her paintball gun, sending her back a bit. Justin stopped her from falling, and jumped over the ledge.
"Jump, I'll catch you!"
Courtney jumped off the ledge, and Justin caught her bridal style. Fitting, considering the circumstances... The continued down the ailse, and crawled under a ledge. LeShawna and Harold drenched them using the garden hose. Courtney's make up ran down her face, temporarilly blinding her. She stopped for a second, and rubbed her eyes to remove the eyeliner that had dripped into them. Heather smirked, and shot her repeatidly.
"Ah! Ooh! Eeh! Uh! Ow!" Courtney cried, cringing after each blow. She ran and caught up with Justin. They slid under the last barrier, and made it to the alter, with only three seconds to spare. Chris appeared in a preachers costume, and fake reading glasses.
"We are gathered here today in holy matromony to join these two competitors together for their win. Justin, do you take Courtney to be your loftley wedded wife?" Chris asked, with a terrible accent.
"I do?" Justin replied, not really sure what to say. Courtney and Justin looked at each other unsure if this is part of the challenge.
"And Courtney, do you take Justin to be your loftley wedded husband?"
"Umm..."
"You need to say yes, in order to win."
"I do."
"I now pronounce man and wife. You may now kiss the bride."
"What?!" Justin, Courtney, and Duncan exclaimed. Courtney and Duncan looked at each other. She bit her lip, and turned back to Justin. They slowly leaned in, while LeShawna, Harold, Heather, Lindsay, and Beth moved as far away from Duncan as they could, bracing for impact. Courtney and Justin were closing the space between their lips... Duncan was running out of options... Chris was biting his manicured nails, imagining the praise from upstairs after they see this shows ratings... Duncan looked around, and grabbed onto Heather, dipping her as he looked over her. She looked frightened, and shocked. He crashed his lips onto hers, while Courtney and Justin had the most picture perfect kiss. Except for the fact that they looked like drowned rats. Courtney pulled away after four seconds, and gasped. She saw Duncan mackin on Heather, and her heart stopped. She narrowed her eyes, and stomped over to her team, as Duncan and Heather broke apart. When Courtney wasn't looking, Heather slapped Duncan across the face. Courtney and Justin left to go change.
Confession Cam:
Courtney: *crying slightly* How could he? I only kissed Justin for the challenge... *angry* Stop it Courtney... We don't care anymore. I mean, we never cared, but... *angry, pulls out her PDA* Duncan better have a good lawyer!
Heather: *rubbing her tongue* Ugh...! My lips may never recover! Blech!!!!!
Duncan: Ugh, she tastes like EVIL!!!! Pure EVIL!!! Ugh... That probably wasn't the best plan, but I had to do something!!!
Back to Reality
"While I'm loving this show of hostility, we need to move on. Duncan, Heather. Get ready! Aaaaaaaand... ACTION!!!!" Chris shouted, as Duncan and Heather ran down the aisle. Duncan jumped on top of the ledge, but Heather- due to the restricting dress -couldn't jump high enough to pull herself up. Duncan held out his hand for Heather. She reached for it, but before she could grab it, Duncan got shot in the back by paintballs, courtesy of Courtney. He fell over the side. He sent Courtney a glare, while she grinned evilly. He hoisted Heather over the wall, and climbed up after her. He dropped over the side, while Heather fell, and landed face first.
"OWWW!!!" Heather cried, as Duncan continued down the course. "Is anyone going to help me up...?"
Duncan rolled his eyes, and ran back, helping her up. They ran and ducked under the next barrier, and continued to run. Justin sprayed them with the hoze, making them slip and loose their balance. Only ten seconds remained. Heather kicked it into high gear, sliding under the last barrier. Courtney became nervous. She couldn't let them win!
"Hey Duncan!" Courtney called. He continued to run, but looked at her. She lifted up her shirt, and exposed her bra. He lost focus, and ran into the barrier, falling backwards with a hearty 'Oof!' The clock ran out.
"And it looks like the Grips are today's winners! You win a... Three day cruise, while the Gaphers stay here... With Chef! So go pack, and be at the harbour for 9:00 p.m.! Screaming Gaphers, sucks to be you. I'll see you at the Guilded Chris Ceremony..." Chris declared, strolling off, while the castmates glared at each other.
"Thanks a lot Big Loud and Proud. Thanks to your terrible fashion sense, we lost!" Heather sneered. LeShawna glared at her.
"Oh helllll no. Because of your terrible movement skills, we lost the challenge!" LeShawna yelled back. Heather scoffed, and stomped off. Harold and Duncan started to leave, until LeShawna pulled them back. "Okay guys. She has seriously got to go. Who's in?"
Harold and Duncan looked at each other, before nodding.
Guilded Chris Ceremony!
Chris walked to the podium, in his baby blue tux. He pulled the results out from inside his pockets, and put on his signature 'Chris' grin plastered across his fake face.
"You have cast your votes. Whoever doesn't receive a Guilded Chris is out of the contest. And can never return. Ev-errrrrr. The awards go to... Harold, and LeShawna. The final award of the night goes to... Duncan." Chris announced, tossing the rewards to their recipiants. Heather hastily got up, and stalked off to the Lame-o-sine. LeShawna and Harold started to walk to the mess hall to get something to eat.
Duncan left for the showers. He felt that he needed to wash the Heather residue away, in fear of getting an STD. He removed his clothes, and hopped into the showers. After his shower, Duncan started to head towards his trailer. He was about half way there, when he felt a tug on his left arm... This could be one of two people: 1) A man eating ninja that Harold claimed he saw. or 2) Courtney. It was Courtney... Right now, he would've prefered a ninja eating his brains out than talking to her.
"We need to talk." Courtney said. Duncan's eyes widened. Oh crap, this better not be Thee talk... Yes, thee. Pronounced as such. Duncan clearly looked nervous, and not mentally fit.
"NO!!!!!" He blurted out. Courtney looked at him funny.
"Would you please let me finish? I wanted to ask you if--"
"Uhh... I think I left my waffle iron on... Gotta go turn it off!" Duncan said, breaking free from her grasp. He started to run as fast as he could.
"Why do they always run?" Courtney sighed with annoyance. She sprinted after him, then tackled him to the ground.
"AHH!!! If you're going to kill me, could you make my death the quick and painless kind?" Duncan asked, scared. Normally Duncan would wrestle the person who tackled him, then dangle loogies over their face. He could never do that to Courtney... 1) because she'd kick him in the balls. 2) because she'd knee him in the balls and 3) both. He stared up and her expression. It was filled with anger, worry, confusion, and a hint of lust.
"I'm not going to kill you!"
"Come again?"
"Why would I want to kill you?"
"Hmm, let's see... One, because I shot an arrow at you; Two, because I teased you to no end; Three, because I flirted with Heather to make you jealous; and Four; I kissed her..."
"Now that you mention it, why don't I want to kill you... Oh yeah. Come with me on the cruise."
"What?"
"COME WITH ME ON THE--" Courtney yelled, before Duncan clamped a hand over her mouth. She narrowed her eyes at him. She looked around, and noticed their current position. Duncan was laying on his back, with his legs sprawled open, with Courtney laying on top of him, with his hand over her mouth. Not looking very good on her part. God, it looked like she was fricken' jumping him! Duncan removed his hand.
"Wait, so let me get this straight. You want to sneak me onto a swanky cruise ship..." Duncan questioned. Courtney nodded.
"Me? A delinquent?"
She nodded again.
"Ha! I knew you liked me!" Duncan boasted, getting up, and doing a VERY LAME, happy dance. Courtney rolled her eyes.
"You are SO full of yourself. Now shut up, and go around back. Meet me on the sky deck in an hour..." Courtney said, walking off.
Courtney leaned against the bars, letting the air whip through her hair. On this boat, it reminded her of the boat ride on Total Drama Island... Look where it landed her. Hated by the entire nation for actually wanted justice. It's not fair! Harold should be the one hated, for cheating! Ooh, when she get's home, she is SO sueing him. She looked up to the stars, and felt the breeze tingle her senses. Wait, it wasn't the breeze, it was Duncan. He had come. He laid a hand on hers. She slowly turned over to him, trying not to show that she was crying. He furrowed his brow.
"What's wrong?" Duncan asked, squeezing her hand a bit to comfort her. Damn it. Was she always this readable?
"N-nothing," she replied, sniffing. "I'm fine. Sea air, waters my eyes."
"Sure sure Princess, whatever floats your boat."
"Fitting, considering we're on a cruise ship."
"Seriously, what's wrong?"
"Oh, just thinking about how everyone hates me because I'm SOOO mean. Also about how none of this would've happened if Harold didn't switch the votes."
"I don't hate you..."
"Yeah, I know that, mostly because all you're after is my--"
"Uh, NO! I'm not like that... I may be this totally hot danger boy, but underneath that, I can actually care for someone."
"That was actually kind of sweet Duncan." Courtney smiled, giving him a hug. He hugged back.
"What, no kiss? No tongue action?"
"Nice. You just ruined the moment."
"Then my job here is done."
"You're such a--" Courtney started, but was cut off by Duncan kissing her. Courtney closed her eyes, and deepened the kiss, eventually wrapping her arms around his neck. Oh, how they missed those days... They pulled away.
"Don't you know you're not my type...?" Courtney sighed.
"Never stopped you before." Duncan smirked. Courtney elbowed him in the ribs. "Ow!"
Sorry the ending is a bit terrible. But meh! Lol, at school, we've started the POKE WARS! Everyone for themself!!!! Oh, and in our schools musical, I was originally in the chorus, but a lead girl was not coming for any practices, and my friends nominated me for the part, saying I should have it instead cause I was really good. It made me feel SO loved guys! I have now gone from blank, to Silly girl 1! (We are doing Beauty and the Beast) I still remain nameless, but at least I get lines!
Anyways, ciao mi amours!
Alexex!