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Disclaimer: Eiichiro Oda
Ice Cream Man Part 3
Hancock got unforgettable service ever, thanks to Sanji.
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Hancock was a little surprised that Luffy was selling the ice cream with an attractive young partner. She couldn't explain why, but she would love to kick out that girl as fast as she could from Luffy's side. Even though the girl was far behind the ice cream counter and Luffy was wandering between the chairs, taking the dishes, but Hancock still felt that way—the way of hot burning feeling inside her chest made her hard to breathe. Is it called jealousy? What am I talking about? No, I'm not fucking jealous!
"Sister, are you okay?" Sonia asked Hancock worryingly. Hancock face wasn't calm and cold like usual. She looked different, completely different. Yet she couldn't find the right word for explaining Hancock's current condition. Didn't know what to do or say, Sonia observed the surroundings around and guess what? They were in Grand Line area, but Sonia didn't see any cafés or dining places. Where was Hancock taking her?
Hancock closed her eyes, trying to control herself. She kept on repeating a chant in her head. I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous!
As she found herself in her normal state, she got off from the car in her usual elegant way. Right, I'm here just to meet him, making sure he has no effect on me. He is nothing. Monkey D. Luffy is nothing but a boy who will be killed soon. Nothing more than that!
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"We meet again, Luffy," Hancock greeted them, combing her long silky hair with her fingers. However, she couldn't hide her killing aura around Nami, who stared back at her with suspicious look on her face. Hancock turned her head and said, "well, here we are, Sonia. Pick anything you like, it's my treat."
Sandersonia completely stammered. When Hancock asked her earlier about new ice cream place, she had expected a luxurious café or fancy restaurant. Looking at the poorly decorated ice cream stand with tacky chairs and tables, stupid looking ice cream boy and sexy ice cream girl made Sonia questioned Hancock's health. Is it the place? Is this really the place? Does sister consume new drugs lately? Is she hallucinating or what? Goddammit sis! This place's even unfit for our maids!
"Are you kidding me? Today isn't my birthday, sis."
Hancock looked irritated, but she ignored Sonia's harsh reaction. She walked directly to the chair where Luffy was still standing, looking at him with haughty expression. "What is the best menu here?"
Luffy snarled, "like I care!"
"No matter what had happened between us, now I'm your costumer, Luffy." Hancock threw her sweet innocent smile which could melt anyone's heart. However, Luffy remained cold. He was always immune to Hancock's charm. Hancock resented that fact, yet that was why she was so attracted by Luffy in the first place. "Well, is this the way you treat your costumer?"
"This is the first time I'm visiting this kind of ice stand. Is it clean or what?" Sonia held the tip of the tablecloth with her fingers.
Luffy glanced at Sonia. Sonia looked down on his stand, making Luffy angry more. "You and your sister don't belong to this place! Go away, you snobs!"
"I've got lots of money to spend and I could be your regular costumer. Are you still asking me to go?" Hancock smiled, teasing Luffy.
"YOU HEARD MY WORDS!"
Sonia didn't believe Hancock was still fine with those rude words. Her sister usually never tolerated such bad manners. The strange thing was Hancock seemed happy. She looked so happy having verbal fighting like that! Her sister was insane!
In the other hand, Nami was so shocked seeing Luffy's reaction. Luffy was never bad person even though his mouth was sometimes poisonous. She hurriedly ran toward Luffy and Hancock. In no time she pinched Luffy's cheek with all her might. She yelled out loud to his left ear, "CUT IT OUT YOU MORON!"
Hancock and Sonia were speechless.
"Nyammi, but she is…" Luffy tried to defend himself but he couldn't talk properly since Nami pinched his cheek so hard. "Nyou don't nyunderstand, she…"
Nami obviously knew the price of the car, the branded bags, and clothes that both Hancock and Sonia were wearing. They are damned fucking rich costumers! How could Luffy act like shit?
"All of our costumers deserve good service, don't you remember? Do you need Mr. Zeff to remind you about our regulations?" Nami warned him.
"But Nyammi, she's …"
"I demand you serve them good service, Luffy or I'll send you to hell myself." Nami fully threatened Luffy that time. She remembered that Sanji had told her that sometimes he taught Luffy some service skills in his meantime. Since Sanji was student in hospitality department and he told her many times how flawless his skills and experiences, Nami believed Sanji had passed his superb skills to Luffy. So Nami whispered slowly besides Luffy's ear, "Luffy, I heard Sanji has taught you some service skills. Am I right?"
Luffy shook his head repeatedly.
"Okay, now, give our precious guests your skills that Sanji has taught you. Listen, give them good service or else. You know me, I hate giving warning twice."
"But Nyammi, Sannji saaid…"
"No whining, just do it," Nami still pinched Luffy's cheek as hard as before. Luffy hesitated first, so Nami added some extra power. "Luffy, what's your answer?"
Finally Luffy nodded his head, making Nami release her hand. He pouted his mouth, "If you want it, Nami! No problem!"
"Great, finally you understand that clearly, Luffy…" Nami sighed heavily. She quickly shifted her eyes on Hancock, apologizing for the whole scene, "I'm sorry, miss. Sometimes our ice cream man acts beyond control."
Hancock was so jealous when she realized Luffy and Nami's good relationship. Yet she tried to control herself. She knew her position well. Without Nami's help, Luffy might refuse to obey her order. "No, that's absolutely fine. So, Luffy do you mind?"
Luffy pouted his mouth again. Nami noticed that and pinched his butt, whispered again behind him, "do what I say, Luffy."
Luffy shrieked like a trapped mouse, "fine."
Nami smiled and nodded. She walked toward the stand, believing everything would be all right. Finally I would get big bonus from Zeff! Having regular costumers like them would be a great benefit…
Luffy walked closer to Hancock, watched her carefully, and stared directly at her eyes. His acts made Hancock nervous since he was so close with her. Luffy suddenly opened his uniform's button one by one, revealing his bare chest. Hancock almost collapsed when she saw shirtless Luffy. Her last night dream flashed through her mind. Her face flushed real red like beetroot. Is this called dream comes true? Those sharp eyes and creamy lips… check out those abs muscles…
Then, surprisingly Luffy gave a lazy smile to Hancock. "What do you want me to do, mademoisture?"
Hancock could feel sudden blow in her head. Her eyes widened and her heart beat numerous times faster. She asked anxiously, "you will do whatever—whatever I want?"
Luffy smiled, taking her hands to his chest, "whatever you want…"
Hancock didn't believe that day was actually happening in her life. She really wanted to slap someone to prove that she wasn't dreaming. Luffy… Luffy… Luffy treats me so sweet, so tender… Oh, I have no regrets if I die now…
Luffy stared at her, waiting. The heat of his chest and his soft affectionate eyes. Oh, Luffy…
"Would you mind opening your trousers?"
Those words flew from Hancock's mouth. She didn't believe she had said it! Her face was getting redder and redder. Sonia dropped her jaw, screaming, "SISTER!"
Of course, our young Luffy automatically obeyed that order. He unzipped his trousers. Hancock's eyes grew wide as she looked at the tip of his underwear. Hot blood flew from her nose. She was going to faint!
Several people stopped and watched them. They were curious, looking at shirtless ice cream man in front of lovely costumers especially the one in red dress.
Nami had just finished taking all of the dishes in the back of the stand when she saw everything was going to a point that could make blood in her veins boiling drastically. What is that idiot doing that time? Oh, fuck it! Fuck!
"I'm practicing some new skills nowadays. Sometimes I asked Luffy to train together, Nami-swan." Sanji spoke softly on the phone. "Perhaps one day I could give you my service."
"That's lovely. I'm waiting for it."
"Yes, how about our plan in Thriller bark? You still remember that one, right?"
FUCK SANJI! He should tell me specifically that he was learning host service! That crazy ass Luffy must be stopped at once!
"LUFFFYYYYYYY!" Nami bolted like lightning. She punched Luffy's face furiously, sending him flying far away from Hancock. "WHAT KIND OF SERVICE IS THAT?"
"You said Sanji's service!" Luffy snarled. "Why did you punch me?"
"I have to! Probably I will rip your skin alive if you're not wearing your fucking uniform! Wear it NOW!"
Hancock sighed, busily wiped blood on her face. She definitely loved that kind of service. She had forgotten her motive. She stared at Luffy, didn't want to loose him even for one single second. The more she spent time with him, the more she liked him.
"Please," Hancock interrupted Nami and Luffy's fighting. "That's okay…"
"You're bleeding, miss… wait, I'll get you tissue. Luffy, you jerk!" Nami glared at Luffy, who was fully dressed that time. "Can you use your brain for seconds?"
Hancock shook her head. "You'd better stop blaming Luffy, I'm all right. Ah, where's the menu after all? I want some ice cream."
"Ride on, miss." Nami gave her all-for-money smile. "Luffy, give me the menu!"
Luffy tapped her shoulder lightly. "That's much better! You'll get wrinkles sooner if you're always angry, Nami."
Nami's face flushed red. She was ready to blow. "LUFFY!" Nami screamed once more, and then she turned her attention to the street, looking at the crowd angrily, "AND YOU PEOPLE STOP WATCHING US! WE'RE NOT COMEDY SHOW!"
"Shishishi…" Luffy laughed happily, "Of course we're not comedy show, we're in fanfic…"
"You knucklehead! You're the reason why many people came in the first place! Now go and get the menu!"
Luffy instantly ran toward the counter, taking the menu with him. Raging Nami was a horrible idea and he didn't want to put himself into trouble. In the same time, the crowd dismissed too, one by one.
Hancock couldn't help laughing. She was never been so happy like that day. She definitely made Sonia surprised. Since the last tragedy in their family, Hancock had never smiled nor laughed from the deep of her heart. Yet she was laughing! Her sister was laughing!
Luffy watched them from the counter. Funny, that snob killer could laugh like that…
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"Do you want more? Is it enough?" Sanji asked Luffy curiously. He watched his roommate carefully, his blue eyes looked so sad. Nami had ignored him when he picked Luffy in the stand. She didn't even look at him at all. That made Sanji depressed.
"Hmmm," Luffy chewed his paille with all his heart. "This is lovely. You should make it more…"
"What the hell is happening with you two! Why Nami-swan became so harsh and cruel to me today when I picked you?" Sanji turned into his mellow mode. "She even avoided meeting me!"
"Shishishi!" Luffy took another piece of paille, biting and chewing it. "Nami just hated the service skill you taught me."
"WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" Sanji's deep voice turned into high-pitched one. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT? THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SECRET!"
"Nami forced me."
"She what?" Sanji tumbled down to the floor. He hit the floor miserably with his knuckles. "I learnt all of those so I could give Nami best service in our wedding night. Yet you ruined all, Luffy…"
"What's done is done. Eh? Wedding night?"
Sanji inhaled his cigarette, dropping his body to the bed. Nami certainly hated him. She would refuse his wedding offer if things continued that way. Hey, wait a second….
"You have night shift tonight, right Luffy?"
Luffy nodded, "yep!"
Sanji puffed the smoke into the windows. "I'll replace you tonight. I'll explain all to her!"
"HEY!" Luffy protested, "Can't be! I have to—"
"I'll cook whatever you want for a week."
"Deal!" Luffy grinned widely. "Whatever sounds yummy to me…"
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The room was filled with lots of antique and priceless ornaments. White crystals lamp sparkled, as Hancock turned it on. She wiped her nose once more with alcohol. She had never been that happy. She was so happy. Seeing Luffy and watching him made her feeling better. Suddenly she remembered the agreement that she had made between her and Zoro. Hancock's face turned pale.
"Damn! I forgot! I must meet him otherwise all will be too late!" Hancock jumped from her bed and took fresh clothes from the closet. She had to cancel their agreement. Let Zoro take the money but he had to spare Luffy.
She knew she was deeply in love with the boy.
A cute smile bloomed on her face as she remembered Luffy.
In the other place inside the mansion, Sonia was thinking deeply about Hancock. Is Hancock possibly in love with that boy? He seemed too young and ridiculous to be her sister's crush! Wait a second, is that boy the junior that has been rumored in the college? Gosh…
"No! Sister couldn't fall for that guy! He's shorter! He's much younger! Above all he's so ugly!" Sonia insisted. "But he could make sister so happy… I haven't seen her real smile in years…"
Sonia still remembered what had happened to their family when they were much younger. Those pains and cruelties. She had received countless pains, but her sister Hancock had suffered most. The pain left Hancock troubled for months until she lost some memories and completely forgot what had happened to her. Hancock had suffered great pain for Mari and her, so Sonia truly wished her sister could gain happiness. Well, if the boy could make Hancock happy, so she decided to do her best to support her.
Sonia's stomach curled again. The sensation left her motionless for seconds. Asshole! I must get to the doctor soon! Sister, how could you do this to me? I'm really sensitive with those kinds of ingredients…
"Miss Sonia, Miss Hancock told me to bring those ice creams to your room," one of the servant knocked Sonia's door. "Please open the door…"
"TAKE IT! EAT THEM WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"
"Thank you, Miss Sonia!"
Recently, Hancock had ordered so many ice creams and forced her to eat all. She also bought some ice creams stocks. Guess what? All her sister had done in the stand was watching that Luffy without eating a single fucking spoon! I never believe I become the fallen victim of her love… yeah, I knew love needs sacrifices but why me? Why my stomach? Whatever! TOILET!
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Nami was so angry. She was so furious. In front of her, Sanji was standing. Where's that knucklehead? Why Sanji is here, replacing him? Just great, what could be worse than Sanji and me, night shift, and hot torturing night?
"Nami-swan, I'm here for explaining." Sanji entered the stand, standing behind her with mellow eyes. "Please listen to me."
There's no need of explaining. I'm fully aware that you're teaching Luffy to seduce girls. How great your achievement so far? Nami sighed. She wanted to say that directly to Sanji. However, she acknowledged she would sound jealous. Boys hated possessive girls. In the matter of fact, they were nothing but friends. Sanji hadn't asked her to be his girlfriend yet. Moreover, the cute nickname that Sanji used to call her seemed annoying to her ears. What the heck Nami-swan?
"You're here for Luffy, right? Get work then." Nami refused to hear his explanation. I must be very stupid to think that he's the right man for me. What a pervert!
"Nami-swaaan—please listen, there must be a misunderstanding here."
"It's okay. It's over anyway. Can you change into uniform? I believe we have stocks in your size."
Sanji grabbed Nami's arm closely, "just give me 5 minutes to explain, then I won't disturb you anymore."
Nami sighed. "Fine, what?"
"Recently I learn host skills for One Piece Annual Fair, since my class will open a host club. Actually I improvised a lot for my own benefit… please stop staring at me like that."
Nami pouted her mouth, mimicking Luffy. Hey, it's quite effective for releasing anger! Improvised your ass! You did that for attracting girls, right?
"Well, I told Luffy not to show it to anyone but girl he loved, besides, I taught him for practicing only, perhaps one day you and me."
"You and me?"
"Ahh…" Sanji's face turned red. He slipped his words. "Nami-swan, I didn't mean…"
Nami's face was as red as his. She quickly turned her body, didn't want him to catch her red face. I have received so many love confessions before, but why this pervert could make my face red? Sheeesh!
"It's been 5 minutes. Hurry, wear your uniform."
Sanji's heart cracked into thousand pieces. The pieces of his broken heart were instantly vanished by the cold blowing wind from the North Blue, his hometown. That is so depressing! Nami is still mad at me! CRAP!
"Don't forget to pick me on time on Sunday," Nami added, smiling. "I like parade, my mom used to take me once with my sister. I'm looking forward for it."
In seconds, Sanji's eyes turned into heart shape. He danced happily, making a hurricane. A hurricane of love. "Nami-swaaan!"
"Gee, Sanji! It's hot around here! Stop your circling movement!"
Nami tried to stop him but her effort ended tragically. Both she and Sanji slipped and fell all together to the floor. Sanji's breath was becoming short as Nami looked at him with that kind of look. Sanji dropped his cigarette, moved closer to her, and gave her sweet kisses. She tasted so fresh and fruity. Her delicate lips were so soft, softer than those in his dreams.
His dreams. Sanji longed to kiss her for a long time, since the day they met. He wanted to kiss her in a very romantic place with candles and chocolate…
Heck! What am I doing right now? Nami deserved better place and…
"Nami-swaaan, I'm so sorry." Sanji whispered, trying to help her. "I'm so sorry to kiss you this way…"
"Meant you're not sorry to kiss me?"
Sanji didn't know what to say. He curved his curly brows, "Ahh?"
Nami pulled him back and kissed him passionately. What could be worse than spending a hot, torturing night shift with man she secretly attracted with?
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It was almost midnight when Luffy heard his cellphone ringing twice. He barely opened his eyes. He decided to answer it next day, probably. The phone rang again. It rang again and again. Luffy tried to grab the phone without opening his eyes, answered it with hoarse voice.
"Yeah! Oh! Rayleigh!" Luffy answered, his eyes fully opened suddenly. "How about Merry? You did? Thanks! Can I go to your place now? I can't wait!"
Luffy heard Rayleigh approved his coming in the end of the line. "Okay! I'm going there Rayleigh!"
Luffy quickly rushed in the dorm hall. He wasn't expecting Merry to be fixed so soon, but that was even better. His mood was extremely high. He could eat all food in Sanji's storage, raw and cooked. However, he had to be fast! Merry is ready! Yay!
Luffy had practiced too often with Merry. Before going around the world, Ace had told him to keep practicing everyday. Luffy always obeyed his big brother's words. Apparently, after years of everyday practicing without any single day of repairing or maintaining, Luffy had broken Merry's ribs. It was hard to replace Merry. Moreover, Merry was part of his family treasures. It was made by famous luthier hundred years ago. So, Luffy had brought it to the one of the best violin luthiers, Silver Rayleigh. Rayleigh used to be his violin teacher long time ago, so he approved Luffy's request.
Luffy bumped and fell hard on the floor as he hit someone in the dark hall. He narrowed his eyes, trying to see the man. He was a green-haired man. His eyes were sharp and his appearances reminded Luffy of wolf. Luffy quickly apologized, "I'm so sorry, but I'm in a hurry!"
"Whops, not so fast boy!" the man blocked him, pulling him to the floor once more. We've got a business to do."
Luffy raised his eyebrows, "what do you mean? Are you ice cream supplier? I'm not working tonight, sorry!"
Zoro raised his voice, "I'm your God of the death, moron!"
"What the?"
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