AN/ okay the part you have all been waiting for. Or those of you who have actually been reading it, which is, like what 10 people? Okay so this is where we hog tie Jacob.
Disclaimer: If I owned Twilight, my friends and me really would gang beat Jacob.
Kylie's pov
We drove in to La push and told my mom to stop the car. (AN/ what? You thought we were driving? I am so not old enough to drive. Yet. Lol.) I grabbed the stuff and we walked a couple miles.
We
finally came to a house that looked like a tiny barn.
"That's
it." I said. The others were confused. Only Daytona had even read
the first book.
"And how do you know which house is his?" she asked. I explained the description in New Moon.
We walked in through the door.
We sneaked through the kitchen and rolled into the living room, adjusting into our spy poses. Of course the living room was too small for all three of us to roll around and I hit my head. But hey. Maybe if I had hit it a little harder I would finally be normal.
Billy Black obviously wasn't home. I sent Daytona to watch the door. She was holding the baseball bat to knock any one that came in out.
Sam and I tip toed to the little bedroom at the end of the hall. When we walked in, we saw Jacob black on his too small bed asleep. Awwww! I thought. It wasn't my fault! He was kind of cute asleep. But then Sam pulled me out of it. Thank God for Sam.
I was once again reminded of my evil plot!
"Mwahahahahahahhhahahaahha!!!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH!!!" I screamed before I realized what I was doing. I clamped my hand over my mouth quickly. Thankfully, Jake didn't even move.
"Wow." Sam stated, "He is a really deep sleeper!"
"Okay. That's good. Lets get to work." I said.
We tried to lift him off the bed and on to the chair on the other side of the room, but that didn't work.
"Sam! Get him off of me!" I yelled. We had finally gotten him off the bed, but he landed on me.
"Okay." Sam said and tried to pull him off. It didn't work.
"Sam." I said, though my voice was strained from lack of air. "He is CRUSHINGmy lungs!!!"
Sam started to pull harder but fell and so now we were BOTH stuck under this stupid werewolf!
"DAYTONA!!" we both called at the same time. "GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE AND GET HIM OFF OF US!!"
Daytona came rushing in.
"What happened did he wake up!?" she asked, panicking. Until she saw us of course. Then she burst out laughing.
"Okay. Hahaha! Funny moment over. Get him off!" I said.
"Right. Sorry, Kylie." She said pushing him off.
She helped us drag him to the chair and tie him up with the chains that we sent Sam to get out of his garage. Then we got the stuff.
I put the catnip in front of his nose and waved it around. Jacob sneezed and woke up. He looked around for a moment.
"What the.."
"Hey! No swearing!" I interrupted.
"Sure, sure." He said.
"His signature." I told the others. They nodded in understanding. Jacob just looked confused.
"Um, yeah who are you?" he asked. But then he noticed the ' I love Edward Cullen' shirts, 'Jacob black sucks' headbands, and 'please bite me' pants. Absolute horror overtook his face.
"Oh, crap. Not again." He said.
AN/ you know I had nothing against Jacob in New Moon. I liked him. Not as much as Edward, but he was a good friend for Bella. Now I just want to kill him. So I think I will. Lol!