Niou is capable of organizing a play

Part One

Middle of Third Year

"Gather round!" Yukimura shouted one faithful day during morning practice.

"What is it Seiichi? Did Niou bring a sloth onto campus again? NIOU!" Sanada shouted as he ran into the woods, searching for the teen.

"I assume this is about the fundraiser, Seiichi." Yanagi calmly said. "Should I go retrieve Genichirou before he intentionally mauls Niou?"

"That would be very kind of you."

"So as you all know, we are running low on funds for the tennis team." Yukimura started.

"I didn't know that!" Kirihara informed everyone, thank you Kirihara…

"Thank you for sharing that, Akaya." Yukimura smiled his 'you may be cute, but don't interrupt me again' smile. "Anyway, as I was saying. We are low on funds, so I've decided that we need a fundraising event, any suggestions?"

"How about a kissing booth?" Niou suggested with a sly smirk.

"Didn't you hear the captain? We NEED money. No one's going to pay to kiss you." Marui said.

Kirihara raised his hand and waited patiently for Yukimura to call on him.

"Yes, Akaya?"

"If Niou-senpai is paid to kiss people, would that make him a prostitute?"

"No Kirihara, stop trying to find out what a prostitute is." Marui said.

"A talent show?" Jackal proposed.

"An intellectual debate on Human philosophy?" Yanagi injected.

"Can we have a petting zoo?" Kirihara asked excitedly.

"Kirihara-kun, do you understand what a fundraiser is?" Yagyuu questioned.

"I support Niou-kun's idea of a kissing booth. In fact, I think we should start organizing that now." Yagyuu said again. Hey, wait a minute…

"Niou! Stop impersonating Yagyuu. Ten laps around the court!" Sanada roared like a dinosaur.

"Fine." The fake Yagyuu muttered before taking off to do his laps…hopefully.

"I was thinking we could put on a play." Yukimura said.

"Seiichi, are you sure? You're not exactly the best at acting…" Sanada trailed off as Yukimura shot him his 'don't you dare finish that sentence' glare, patent pending.

"That's a great idea, Seiichi. What play were you thinking?" Yanagi said quickly, in the hopes of saving Sanada before his ass is handed back to him on a shiny silver platter.

"How about Romeo and Juliet?" Yukimura said with a sadistic gleam in his eyes.

"I call director!" Niou shouted from the other side of the court.

"...So was Juliet a prostitute?" Kirihara asked desperately.

And thus chaos ensued…

AN: Hello peoplez. I'm back! Well to be fair, I never left. Anyway, this is one is going to be split into a few different parts. I'm not sure how many yet, since I still need to write them, but I would say at least three parts. But give me some feedback and tell me what you think. I have to say though, this isn't going to be pretty. Romeo and Juliet fans look away now!

Crossroader32: It is indeed a new one. But I thought it was a fitting reaction. DATA IS EVERYTHING! I don't think it was the first time Niou was accidentally sold...Gas stations doctors are a cheap and reliable way to get your kidney removed. Don't dis the GSDs...I just made that up.

Hey there: HIIIIIIII! :D And I totally agree, hit that button people. It up there...or down here. Never mind, don't listen to me, I'm just text on a screen. I'm not responsible for any of these character's actions.

mcangel1976: No...okay maybe yes. I just want to make friends. Damn, she's onto us, run Yagyuu! *Barrel rolls out of the room*Yay I make people happy! ^.^ I is happy also.

midnightstealth: You're welcome. :) BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!