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Zim's base was about two miles away, and by the time they got there Red and Purple's normally unused legs were about to collapse from exhaustion.

"So this is your base?" Red questioned as they approached a strange little green house with a purple roof, rows of lawn gnomes and pink blowfish, with a sign that read "I (big red heart) Earth".

"Well, that's inconspicuous," Purple commented sarcastically as he stepped onto the lawn. Immediately a guard gnome stepped into action shooting a laser aimed strait at Purple.

"My Tallest!"

Red snagged Purple, quickly pulling him out of the way as the laser shot past them and hit Zim between the eyes.

Zim was thrown about four feet back, landing in the middle of the street with an "Oomph."

He sat up, his wig and contacts falling out in the process, looking over he spotted the Tallests eyeing him from the sidewalk. "Hey it works!" Zim exclaimed excitedly as he quickly picked himself off the ground.

"What works Zim? Your plan to assassinate your Tallests?" Red growled angrily still holding onto Purple's shoulders.

Zim looked dumbstruck for a second, "Of course not my Tallests I am the most loyal Irkin in the entire empire!"

"Also the most annoying," Purple whispered in Red's disguise ear.

"Not to mention incompetent," Red muttered in agreement.

Zim quickly slipped past them, crossed the yard and entered the house; Gir was sitting in the middle of the floor with his pig, it appears that they were having a tea party but Zim didn't stop to elaborate. Instead he turned at the door and entered the security code to disable the gnomes. Zim poked his head out the door, "My Tallests? It's ok my Tallests the defenses are down now. My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Taaaaaallests? MY TALLESTS? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? Hey my Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? MY TALLESTS? My TaLlEsTs? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? My Tallests? Hey, hey my Tallests? My TaLlEsTs? My Tallests?

"WHAT ZIM!" Red and Purple had already crossed the lawn and had been standing at the doorway for the past three minutes.

"Oh, you're here," Zim looked up excitedly, "This," he opened the door and gestured to the inside of his house, "This is the base of ZIM!" He puffed out his chest again, "Pretty impressive huh? Is it not amazing?"

Red and Purple stuck their heads in and peered around. It did in fact look kind of like a structure that some species would live in, so they didn't complain.

Zim crossed the living room, heading to the kitchen.

Once the Tallests were inside they spotted Gir sitting on the floor with a bizarre Earth-creature that was short, pink, and had wrinkled snout. Gir turned towards them, "HI THERE! This is my Pig," he gestured to the pig sitting blankly across from him, "He my friend! We have muffins, MUFFINS!" the little defective robot waved excitedly.

"Hey," Purple whispered to Red, "Isn't that the SIR unit you made out of spare parts?"

Red looked at Gir, who was happily shoving muffins down his mouth and occasionally licking his lips while making smacking noises, "Yeah, and you put a whole bunch of junk you found in your pocket for his brain?"

"Yeah, I can't believe it's actually still functioning."

Gir grabbed the pigs hooves and began to dance with it on the table.

"Sort of."

Red nodded in agreement.

Purple spotted the couch, quickly he dashed over and laid himself down, laying his head on one armrest while his legs flopped on the other. His new dark purple hair tickled his forehead as he lay resting.

Red sighed, swiping a hand through his own crimson colored hair, it was a little shorter than Purples, but not by much.

Crossing the living room, trying to dodge some of the muffin debris sent flying by the insane robot, Red entered the kitchen to find Zim had already gone.

"Computer!" Red yelled into the kitchen.

"What?" it replied lazily.

"Take me down into Zim's base," Red demanded impatiently tapping his foot.

The computer sighed, cutting a ring around Red the computer lowered the tall Irkin deep down into the base.

Red stepped off once the he was on the right floor, thankfully all Irkin bases are designed similarly, at least the underground parts, so that one Irking could work just as efficiently in one base as another.

Finding the controls, he hailed the Massive. There wasn't an answer, only static.

Red let out a growl of frustration, looks like they'd be spending more time with Zim than he'd previously thought.

Just then Red heard something, like footsteps. Quietly he got up from the controls and followed them into a hallway. Zim was there, pacing, talking to himself.

"Ican'tbelievetheTallestsarehere,'tevenhadtimetoconquertheplanetyet!Andwiththearmadacomingthey'llthinkI'matotalfailure!ME!THEALMIGHTYZIM!FAIL?NEVER!" Zim yelled out into the hall making it echo.

Red smacked his hand to his head, Zim just couldn't take a hint. Turning around, he headed back into the elevator and up into the kitchen.

The living room was quiet, Red suspected that the little defect of a robot had probably gone elsewhere with his chaos. He walked in to see Purple, asleep, on the couch, the little robot curled up in his lap.

Red watched closely; Irkins didn't normally sleep. They didn't have to, their PAK units and snack consumption supplied them with all the energy they needed. So even though their bodies were designed so that they technically could sleep, they didn't really do it that often, unless they needed the spare energy.

After awhile Red felt his eyes begin to close, and his muscles relax. Soon enough he fell fast asleep.

Startled, Red and Purple woke to the harsh sound of Gir playing the symbols, scaring them both practically to death. Instantly they shot up and looked around, Purple was still on the couch but had somehow migrated so that he was facing the opposite direction than when he fell asleep, Red was sitting against the wall with his legs folded up to his chest. They both covered their ears.

Finally Gir stopped and headed back into the kitchen screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Red and Purple looked groggily at each other and then at the Earth clock, it was 6:45am.

Zim came into the living room, a stupid grin plastered on his face, "Oh good! You're up! My Tallests, Zim thinks that you should accompany him to the Earth skool, where all human knowledge is learned about."

Red and Purple both looked confused.

"Sooooo? It's like a training academy?" Purple asked.

"In a way yes."

"And you want us to attend?" Red added.

"Not attend, teach. I had the computer send over the Earth paperwork last night. Starting today you're the new student teachers. The human stink people will be amazed at the greatness and wisdom of the Almighty Tallests. THEY SHOULD FEEL HONORED!"

Both Red and Purple looked hesitantly at each other.

"And this skool, will help us to blend in with these people?" Purple asked already wondering what "skool" would be like.

"Yes."

"Alright then, we'll go," Red said already regretting his decision.

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