Author(s) Note:

Bob: guess whose back! Me! Being gone for a month was awful. The doctor said I only had to be on bed rest for two to three week, but my boyfriend didn't want to take any changes, and then ShyGuy and KittyCat were grounded. Anyway I'm just glad to be back! ShyGuy and KittyCat aren't here due to hard grounding… but we manage to get together and were able to write something. (Only a three days left of their punishment)

: Just start the story, no one inserted in your random talking….

Bob: …o.k.

Warning: Bad ass language! Boy on boy and all crappies of Sasuke behave!

Disclaimer: Bob: I have brain danger, I'm not stupid. I don't own Naruto…yet

This is so wired! Naruto watch as Sasuke violently ate his food. Naruto took a hard look at this guy, he so call had a crush on, and he sat there in all black leather, with chain on with his hair spike in the back like a duck butt. "Hey waiter," Sasuke shouted trying to flag down the waiter. "We need a refill on the sauce. Do you're fucking job, and hurry up!" the waiter jump up, and rush too our table. Who the hell is this guy? Sasuke turn to Naruto, making Naruto jump. "Why aren't you eating?" because your scary! He picks up a small amount, and starts too nimble on it. Not taking his eyes off Sasuke, Sasuke frowned "Stop acting like a baby, and chow down!" He starts to shoved food in his mouth. He so scary! Sasuke smiled, "I like to watch you eat, you're cute when you do." "Really," Sasuke nodded, making Naruto smile, "people tell me I eat a lot," "you do, you eat like a starving orphan." Wait…what! Was that a compliment or an insolent? "Are you done eating?" "…umm" "good, then you can pay." With that Sasuke gotten up and left Naruto just sitting there. Naruto took one look at the check, and nearly fainted.

A month, a month allowances- gone! Naruto walked out of the store, into a cloud of smoke. He starts to violently cough. He manages to stop coughing long effect to see Sasuke smoking a cigarette. He froze there, just stare at Sasuke.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke just rolled his eyes, "What does it look like, smoking" "I'll got that, but your under age." Again Sasuke rolled his eyes, but this time he put out his cigarette. He lifted his arms to stretch, showing off his nice abs. that when Naruto notice a belly ring. That's so hot. Sasuke caught Naruto stare, and smiled when he blushed.

Sasuke turn away from Naruto, and smiled evilly. "We're going to go and see that," Naruto give a confused look a look in the direction Sasuke was pointing. An exotic, bizarre, horror movie- rated R. No. No. No. No. "Come on" Sasuke grab Naruto hand, "I don't want too." Naruto was whimpering, and holding on to the light pole- very tightly. "Stop crying like a baby." Although Naruto had a good grip on the pole, Sasuke is much stronger.

So there they sit, in the movie theater. Naruto turn his head, left and right. I hope no one I know see me here. "Sit straight!" he'd stop abruptly, and faces forward. He's so demanding… Naruto turn to Sasuke. He just stared at him. He really is beautiful…a jerk, but a beautiful jerk.

Finally, the movie was over. What was left of Naruto was gone with that disgust movie. Sasuke seem unaffected by the whole thing. "That was a good movie," good! Are you crazy? What kind of man are you? I feel like throwing up. "What the hell is this?" Naruto turn to the direction Sasuke was looking, and notice that it has start to rain. Sasuke turn to Naruto, "Naruto…" "What? You want to make a run for it." "What? No, why would I'd run when I have you? Go and get me an umbrella." cold hearted bastard! Naruto nodded and took off in a sprint, for the nearest store. Why me!

When Naruto return with an umbrella in hand, He saw Sasuke on a phone-shouting at someone. "Find the bastard then, and take him out." What did he just say? "I'm only going to tell, you one more time, hunt him down and kill him." With that he ends his conversation. He snaps his head in Naruto direction, making Naruto jump. His eyes soften a little, but didn't change from the glared he had on. "I have your umbrella," he handed Sasuke the umbrella, and back up a little. Sasuke signed heavily, "look, I have to leave, this date is over." With that statement Sasuke turn and left with out another word. Soon as Sasuke was out of sight, Naruto broke down and screamed. "Sasuke, who the hell are you!"

The next day, Naruto was hiding behind ever counter, hoping not to see Sasuke. When he finally did made it to class. Who else does he bumps into too when he walk into the classroom. "Naruto, I'd was just looking for you," Naruto back up a little, "oh, where you?" "Yes, I feel trouble about leaving you yesterday on our date. Did you get home safely?"

"Oh, you guys had a date yesterday" some kid asked. "Yes, we are." Sasuke looped his hand with Naruto. "Was it wonderful?" another student asked. "It was just a normal date, but it was wonderful because I was spending it with some I care about."

Naruto watch as the whole class swooned with every word Sasuke said. He was beyond pissed. He tight his hold on Sasuke hand. "Can we talk for a sec?" Naruto pulled Sasuke into an empty hall way.

"Alright, who are you ready." Sasuke just shrugged. "I have no idea what you're talking about" Naruto blow up, "don't play dumb, you over absorb jackass!" Sasuke frowned, "clam down," Naruto was shocked by Sasuke burly hard, scary voice. "Why are you so surprise, I warn you who I'm really am," "when?" "So, your responsible for-"just then the bell rang, "that's the bell, goodbye boyfriend." And once again he left without another word. Naruto just stood there, again frozen.

What do he mean responsible? Responsible for what? He so confusing, it really piss me off. Naruto ball his hand into a fist. I'll need a plan…

Bob: sorry for the short chapter, hopeful the next one would be longer. I'm so glad I am able to type again, so free to do what I want!

Choppy: not really, I'm going to be on your ass until the next chapter out!

Bob: crap, I forgot about you!