I'd like to apologize in advance for reusing this one gag over, and over again. You'll figure it out.


Shenzi and Ed had run off into the dessert beyond the Outlands for a good while. They had seen no other hyenas, odd are they died in the Outlands or had run out here and were close to death from the heat of the dessert sun.

Yet eventually the blazzing heat, and fatiuge of running caught up with them. And they stopped.

Ed looked back to the Outlands and said something

"Zira...didn't follow?" Shenzi panted exausted, then looked back. Tears began to form in her eyes as Banzais death replayed in her mind.

"CURSE YOU ZIRA!" Shenzi cried then broke into full blown sorrow. This was the first time Ed had ever seen her like this.

"Why? Why did have to be him? Why didn't I help? Why'd you stop me Ed?"

Ed said something

"Queen or not we're friends, and friends don't bail on friends!" Shenzi said

Ed talked more

"Yes he did save my my life but..." Shenzi was at a loss for words. Ed was right

"Oh what dose it matter anyway Ed?" Shenzi said crying still, if Zira didn't get us we're surley going to die out here."

Just then Ed saw something in the distance

"You see what Ed?" Shenzi said

Ed pointed to the unknown object in te distance.

As the duo got closer they saw it was a giant oasis. Timon and Pumbass old oasis home to be exact

Ed said something

"Yeah Ed," Shenzi said still depressed about Banzai "We're saved,"


"Woo-hoo!" Ma said as she jumped into the pond were all the other meerkats were "C'mon Max the waters fine,"

"No honey I'm fine," Uncle Max was on a log eating some bugs

"Oh this is the life," he said "And for once Timon did cause..."

"Max!" Ma cried

"What?" Max said

"H-h-h-hy-hy-hy..." Ma said scared

"Why are you said hello to..?" Max suddenly got eaten by Ed

"AH!" Ma and the other meerkats screamed

Since they all believed they had no more fear of hyenas, they didn't dig anymore.

And so they were easy pickings for Ed

Ed called Shenzi over to join him. Tey were just how she liked them. Scambled, and a little bit run.

Yet not even the joy of killing and munching on meerkats could free her from the sorrow of Banzai she still felt.


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