Chapter 3: The Aftermath
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Larry: (sarcastically) What else is new?
Otto: Anyway, why did you want us here?
DanMat6299: Oh, because, I LOVE YOUR SHOW!
Rabbit: And what is that +KERPOW+ thing, anyway?
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Numbuh 2: Uh, okay?
Tuddrussel: Rabbit does not own KND, Time Squad, Harry Potter, South Park, DanMat6299, "Time Squad +", "+KERPOW+"...
Larry: TUDDRUSSEL!
Tuddrussel: ALRIGHT! Bottom line, she doesn't own anything except her fan-kids.
[In a dark room]
Numbuh 6 was on a cold solid floor, still knocked out. But she was back to her human form and not a werewolf. Slowly, Numbuh 6 began to wake up. She felt something wrapped around her right ankle. It must have been a chain. But she also felt something furry rub against her. She couldn't see what it was but she did know that it was making noises like a dog.
"It must be a dog." Numbuh 6 thought to herself. But whatever it was kept rubbing against her. "Vat do you vant?" She asked whatever was rubbing on her.
The thing barked a reply.
The lights in the room turned on with no warning. Numbuh 6 sheilded her eyes from the light. (Rabbit: My mom always blinds me to death every morning when I wake up. x_x Numbuh 2: Did you ask her for a wakeup call? Rabbit: NO! Someday I'm going to unscrew that damn light bulb if its the last thing I'll do. Numbuh 2: Thats a good idea.)
A door opened and seven familiar figures came into the room. They were The Delightful Children From Down The Lane and Professor Chaos along with General Dissaray.
"We see that you're awake, Numbuh 6." The DCFDTL said.
"Yeah, I'm awake. Now vat ze bloody 'ell do you vant from me?" Numbuh 6 asked in her brave sounding tone.
"Its nothing that we want from you. Its something that we want to show you. Just look behind you." The DCFDTL said, smirks on all of their faces.
Numbuh 6 thought that if she turned her back she would be sneaked up on and attacked. But she turned around anyways. She gasped at the sight of what she had seen. And she now knew what was rubbing against her. It was one of those fat wrinkly dogs, but this was a puppy. It had on goggles and a pilots helmet on its head.
"You sons of bitches." Numbuh 6 said. She got up off the floor, the long chain dragging as she went as close the them as possible. A glare look on her face as she stared at the Delightful Children and Prof. Chaos and Gen. Dissaray. " You dirty little bastards!" Numbuh 6 said and reached into her pocket and pulled out some weapon. "I've been saving zis forzis kind of situation." She said.
It was a little okay to turn her into a werewolf and get away with it. But never ever turn her boyfriend into a friggin' dog. Numbuh 6 had a real gun in her hand. But it wasn't just any kind of gun. It was her favorite: The Uzi. She closed her eyes tightly, ready to pull the trigger. That was until she heard Prof. Chaos voice.
"P-put the gun down, R-rabbit." Professor Chaos said, his voice behind and far away from Numbuh 6.
She whirled around to find Prof. Chaos holding a knife to the whining little Numbuh 2's neck.
"Put the g-gun down." He repeated himself. Numbuh 6 had no choice but to put it down on the ground. "N-now put your hands behind y-your back." Professor Chaos stuttered.
Again , she still hand no choice and put her hands behind her back. General Dissaray came over to Numbuh 6 and handcuffed her with those metal toy handcuffs. But Numbuh 6 couldn't find the switch to get them off. He unlocked the chain that was on her right ankle.
"Now if you are ready, we want to show you something esle. Follow us." The Delightful Children From Down The Lane said.
Numbuh 6 was following them. But whenever she was lagging behind, General Dissaray would push her so that she would hurry up. And Professor Chaos still had the knife to Numbuh 2's neck. If he or Jessie made any wrong moves, Numbuh 2 would be dead.
They lead her to a room where two teen kids were hanging above a boling tub of something. But the two teens looked so...familiar.
"Kearra?! Anthony?!" Numbuh 6 shouted.
"Jessie! Help us!!!" They both shouted. Atleast they thought it was Jessie.
"Remember, any wrong moves and your boyfriend is gone." Professor Chaos said.
"I-I can't..." Numbuh 6 said to her two best friends. Frustration and sadness was taking over her body. She would never want her two friends to die, and she wouldn't want Numbuh 2 to die either.
"We were going to add you to the little collection but we wanted you to tell your Kids Next Dumb members of whats going on. But it may be easy to see this now. But when you come back with the rest of your members. It won't be easy with all of the obstacle courses you all with have to go through. You've got till tomorrow at midnight to save your sorry friends. So goodbye, Numbuh 6." The DCFDTL said and pushed a button.
The handcuffs were also a jet pack too. Professor Chaos tied Numbuh 2 onto Numbuh 6. Soon Numbuh 6 took off on the auto controlled jet pack handcuffs.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Numbuh 6 screamed as she was heading towards the Kids Next Door treehouse HQ.
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[Back to your regularly scheduled program]
[KND Treehouse HQ]
"Where are Numbuhs 2 and 6?" Numbuh 1 wondered out loud. He was pacing back and forth.
"Maybe they went out or somethin'" Numbuh 4 said.
The quiet one hushed everyone because of an akward sound.
"Listen" She said.
The was a loud scream. Then there was a sudden --
CRASH!!!!
The KND operatives looked at what had crashed. They found Numbuh 6 with a fat wrinkly puppy tied to her. Numbuh 6's hands were now uncuffed. They ran over to her, untied the puppy and helped her up and got her to a couch.
"What happened Numbuh 6?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Ze Delightful Children 'ave Kearra and Anthony. We've got until tomorrow at midnight to save zem both. Or zey vill die. Zey also said zat ve 'ave obstacle courses to go through, so it won'te be easy saving zem both." Numbuh 6 said.
"Great, first they kidnap both Numbuh 2 and 6...wait. Where is Numbuh 2?" Numbuh 1 said.
"Numbuh 3 is playing with him." Numbuh 6 said. Numbuh's 1, 4, 5 and 6 turned they're heads to Numbuh 3. She was playing with the wrinkly puppy with the goggles and the pilots helmet on its head.
"They turned him into a puppy?!" Numbuhs 1, 4 and 5 asked all together.
"Yes, zey turned him into a poor puppy." Numbuh 6 said with a frown.
"Will you quit talking with that accent." Numbuh 4 said.
"I can't help it. I vas vondering vhy I vas talking like zis. It must 'ave been zey Delightful Bastards zat did zis to me." Numbuh 6 said, pounding her fist on the arm of the couch.
"Well, I guess we will have to prepare all day tomorrow, until we have to go to the Delightful Childrens mansion. Let's get some shut-eye." Numbuh 1 said. All of the KND operative left, except for Numbuh 6 and 2.
"I guess you'll 'ave to sleep in my room." Numbuh 6 said and picked up Numbuh 2. He licked her face to show his appreciation. She smiled at him.
Numbuh 6 took Numbuh 2 to her room. She got ready and got into her bed. Numbuh 2 tried his hardest to jump onto Numbuh 6's bed. She giggled and picked him up and put him on the end of her bed.
"Goodnight, Numbuh 2." Numbuh 6 said and shut her eyes. The lights had went out, the hamsters stop running at ten.
(Rabbit: So cool. Numbuh 2: Why did I have to be turned into a dog?! Rabbit: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!! =/ Numbuh 2: Okay, okay. O_o Rabbit: Now shut up and let everyone read the movie trailer. Numbuh 2: Movie trailer?! I thought it was a fic trailer. Rabbit: Its the same damn thing! Now just shut up for a minute.)
[Movie...::ahem!::...Fic trailer]
Narrarator: Coming soon to a fanfic near you. Six operatives.
Numbuhs 1 through 6 are standing side by side.
Narrarator: Three movies.
Three dvds with the titles "The Evil Dead", "The Evil Dead 2", and "The Army of Darkness" are on a table.
Narrarator: Saying the passage of the Evil Dead in a treehouse on a Saturday night is not good.
Voice on tape recorder: Tantir-ah-mis-trobeen-ha-zar-ta. Tantir-man-ov-mis-hazen-sober. Kanda!
Kanda! Kanda!
Some rushing camera (but you can't see it) is going up to the treehouse. Its really an evil force.
Narrarator: Because the Six operatives will experience something they are not meant to experience.
(They are all 18 or 19 in this fic for the scenes)
[In one scene]
Abby: Kuki, wanna play some cards?
Kuki: ::Turning with a smile:: Uh-uh.
Kuki turns to face the window again.
Abby: Hey, tomorrow morning, we'll find some way around dat cliff into town okay?
Kuki: Okay.
Outside the window, Hoagie and Wally go and chop more wood for the nights fire. Nigel turns on the tape recorder to listen with the ear plug.
Voice: March 12th 2008. Lizzie came after me and almost murdered me. My own girlfriend. At first I thought it was a mental or physical disorder because of what had happened to her eyes, but I was only fooling myself. I knew what it was.
Outside the window, Hoagie and Wally continue to chop and gather wood. Jessie, still engaged in cards with Abby, holds up one in particular.
Jessie: Okay, guess this card.
Abby: How am I gonna know what card dat is?
Jessie: Guess, I'm going to see if you're psychic.
The card is a two of clubs.
Abby: Okaaaay...is it a queen?
Jessie: Right!
Abby: Really?
Jessie: Yeah.
Abby: Hey Nigel, I guessed da card right.
Nigel: ::indifferently:: Truly amazing Abby.
He is listening intently to the log as it continues.
Voice: Three days have passed since that thing has been down there. I was hoping to weaken it without food or water. Nothing worked. Finally, in desperation I dragged her out to the shed and dismembered her so that whatever it was could not get up again.
Jessie: Kuki, did you see that?
Kuki remains with her back to them staring out the window.
Jessie: Try this one.
She removes a nine of clubs from the deck and holds it up.
Abby: Okay, lemme think, uh...
She puts her hands to her head in a curved funnel formation as if to direct her thoughts to the card.
Abby: ...Um, it's a seven.
Jessie: Oh my God, what suit?
Abby: Diamonds, no wait! I mean hearts!
Jessie:That's right- seven of hearts!
Abby: Hey Nigel, did you see that? I guessed two cards in a row.
Nigel: ::Still not paying attention:: How do you do it Abby?
He is concentrating on the tape.
Voice: This is when I saw the dark figures moving about in the woods. I should have never tampered with the "Book Of The Dead." I now know that whatever it is I have resurrected through this book, is coming for me.
Abby: You know, I always thought I had some sort of extra sense. You know, like e.s.p or something.
Jessie: What's this one?
She holds up the queen of spades.
Abby: Another seven!
Jessie: I don't believe it!
Kuki: ::Still looking outside:: Queen of spades.
Jessie looks at her card then back to Kuki. She holds up another card.
Kuki: Four of hearts.
The card is a four of hearts. Jessie bites her lip in fear and reaches for another card. Nigel and Abby listen in silence.
Kuki: Eight of spades.
Jessie picks up the card. Kuki is correct again.
Kuki: Two of spades- Jack of diamonds- Jack of clubs-
Faster and faster she calls them off. Even before Jessie can flip them to keep up. Suddenly, Kuki turns toward the group. Her eyes are bone white. Jessie's deck of cards slip from her hand and scatter across the floor. Kuki's body is hoisted up to its feet and jerked about like a white-eyed marionette. She speaks in a voice unlike her own.
Kuki: Why have you disturbed our sleep, awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die. Like the others before you. We will take you one by one. All of you!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
She screams in a low gruff voice and collapses to the floor.
[end of the one scene]
Narrarator: But you get the point. Numbuh 1 and 5 will be the stars in "The Evil Dead", Numbuh 3 and 4 will be the stars in "The Evil Dead 2" And Numbuh 2 and 6 will be the stars in "The Army of Darkness". Ladies and Gentlemen. May I present to you the title of the next fic:
Operation: E.V.I.L.-D.E.A.D
Even
Very late
In the night,
Learn that the-
Dead never
Ever dies
And
Demands you to be part of their army
Coming soon...to a fan fic near...YOU!!!!
DanMat6299: Hi, everyone! That was a great chapter!
Rabbit: Thanks!
DanMat6299: OOps! I mean, that was a great chapter for a KND fan! Which I am!
All: Whatever.
Numbuh 2: Is he always like this?
Otto: Always.
Larry: Ah, well. Please review.
(Here are the translations for some of the words Numbuh 6 was saying. Ze = The. Vat = what. Zey =they. Zis = this. 'ave = have. Zem = them. Vill = will. Zat = that. Vhy = why. Vondering = wondering (duh). Vas = was. Ve = we. And if there are any I left out...then just guess. I know, I play Conkers Bad Fur Day too much :P)
DanMat6299: I am DanMat6299 and I LOVE CARTOONS!
Larry: (sarcastically) What else is new?
Otto: Anyway, why did you want us here?
DanMat6299: Oh, because, I LOVE YOUR SHOW!
Rabbit: And what is that +KERPOW+ thing, anyway?
DanMat6299: It's a sound-effect that one of my forum members came up with to represent when Time Squad time travels.
Numbuh 2: Uh, okay?
Tuddrussel: Rabbit does not own KND, Time Squad, Harry Potter, South Park, DanMat6299, "Time Squad +", "+KERPOW+"...
Larry: TUDDRUSSEL!
Tuddrussel: ALRIGHT! Bottom line, she doesn't own anything except her fan-kids.
[In a dark room]
Numbuh 6 was on a cold solid floor, still knocked out. But she was back to her human form and not a werewolf. Slowly, Numbuh 6 began to wake up. She felt something wrapped around her right ankle. It must have been a chain. But she also felt something furry rub against her. She couldn't see what it was but she did know that it was making noises like a dog.
"It must be a dog." Numbuh 6 thought to herself. But whatever it was kept rubbing against her. "Vat do you vant?" She asked whatever was rubbing on her.
The thing barked a reply.
The lights in the room turned on with no warning. Numbuh 6 sheilded her eyes from the light. (Rabbit: My mom always blinds me to death every morning when I wake up. x_x Numbuh 2: Did you ask her for a wakeup call? Rabbit: NO! Someday I'm going to unscrew that damn light bulb if its the last thing I'll do. Numbuh 2: Thats a good idea.)
A door opened and seven familiar figures came into the room. They were The Delightful Children From Down The Lane and Professor Chaos along with General Dissaray.
"We see that you're awake, Numbuh 6." The DCFDTL said.
"Yeah, I'm awake. Now vat ze bloody 'ell do you vant from me?" Numbuh 6 asked in her brave sounding tone.
"Its nothing that we want from you. Its something that we want to show you. Just look behind you." The DCFDTL said, smirks on all of their faces.
Numbuh 6 thought that if she turned her back she would be sneaked up on and attacked. But she turned around anyways. She gasped at the sight of what she had seen. And she now knew what was rubbing against her. It was one of those fat wrinkly dogs, but this was a puppy. It had on goggles and a pilots helmet on its head.
"You sons of bitches." Numbuh 6 said. She got up off the floor, the long chain dragging as she went as close the them as possible. A glare look on her face as she stared at the Delightful Children and Prof. Chaos and Gen. Dissaray. " You dirty little bastards!" Numbuh 6 said and reached into her pocket and pulled out some weapon. "I've been saving zis forzis kind of situation." She said.
It was a little okay to turn her into a werewolf and get away with it. But never ever turn her boyfriend into a friggin' dog. Numbuh 6 had a real gun in her hand. But it wasn't just any kind of gun. It was her favorite: The Uzi. She closed her eyes tightly, ready to pull the trigger. That was until she heard Prof. Chaos voice.
"P-put the gun down, R-rabbit." Professor Chaos said, his voice behind and far away from Numbuh 6.
She whirled around to find Prof. Chaos holding a knife to the whining little Numbuh 2's neck.
"Put the g-gun down." He repeated himself. Numbuh 6 had no choice but to put it down on the ground. "N-now put your hands behind y-your back." Professor Chaos stuttered.
Again , she still hand no choice and put her hands behind her back. General Dissaray came over to Numbuh 6 and handcuffed her with those metal toy handcuffs. But Numbuh 6 couldn't find the switch to get them off. He unlocked the chain that was on her right ankle.
"Now if you are ready, we want to show you something esle. Follow us." The Delightful Children From Down The Lane said.
Numbuh 6 was following them. But whenever she was lagging behind, General Dissaray would push her so that she would hurry up. And Professor Chaos still had the knife to Numbuh 2's neck. If he or Jessie made any wrong moves, Numbuh 2 would be dead.
They lead her to a room where two teen kids were hanging above a boling tub of something. But the two teens looked so...familiar.
"Kearra?! Anthony?!" Numbuh 6 shouted.
"Jessie! Help us!!!" They both shouted. Atleast they thought it was Jessie.
"Remember, any wrong moves and your boyfriend is gone." Professor Chaos said.
"I-I can't..." Numbuh 6 said to her two best friends. Frustration and sadness was taking over her body. She would never want her two friends to die, and she wouldn't want Numbuh 2 to die either.
"We were going to add you to the little collection but we wanted you to tell your Kids Next Dumb members of whats going on. But it may be easy to see this now. But when you come back with the rest of your members. It won't be easy with all of the obstacle courses you all with have to go through. You've got till tomorrow at midnight to save your sorry friends. So goodbye, Numbuh 6." The DCFDTL said and pushed a button.
The handcuffs were also a jet pack too. Professor Chaos tied Numbuh 2 onto Numbuh 6. Soon Numbuh 6 took off on the auto controlled jet pack handcuffs.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Numbuh 6 screamed as she was heading towards the Kids Next Door treehouse HQ.
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Tuddrussel: Wait, wait, wait... go back to that rope part again.
(DanMat6299 groans)
[Back to your regularly scheduled program]
[KND Treehouse HQ]
"Where are Numbuhs 2 and 6?" Numbuh 1 wondered out loud. He was pacing back and forth.
"Maybe they went out or somethin'" Numbuh 4 said.
The quiet one hushed everyone because of an akward sound.
"Listen" She said.
The was a loud scream. Then there was a sudden --
CRASH!!!!
The KND operatives looked at what had crashed. They found Numbuh 6 with a fat wrinkly puppy tied to her. Numbuh 6's hands were now uncuffed. They ran over to her, untied the puppy and helped her up and got her to a couch.
"What happened Numbuh 6?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Ze Delightful Children 'ave Kearra and Anthony. We've got until tomorrow at midnight to save zem both. Or zey vill die. Zey also said zat ve 'ave obstacle courses to go through, so it won'te be easy saving zem both." Numbuh 6 said.
"Great, first they kidnap both Numbuh 2 and 6...wait. Where is Numbuh 2?" Numbuh 1 said.
"Numbuh 3 is playing with him." Numbuh 6 said. Numbuh's 1, 4, 5 and 6 turned they're heads to Numbuh 3. She was playing with the wrinkly puppy with the goggles and the pilots helmet on its head.
"They turned him into a puppy?!" Numbuhs 1, 4 and 5 asked all together.
"Yes, zey turned him into a poor puppy." Numbuh 6 said with a frown.
"Will you quit talking with that accent." Numbuh 4 said.
"I can't help it. I vas vondering vhy I vas talking like zis. It must 'ave been zey Delightful Bastards zat did zis to me." Numbuh 6 said, pounding her fist on the arm of the couch.
"Well, I guess we will have to prepare all day tomorrow, until we have to go to the Delightful Childrens mansion. Let's get some shut-eye." Numbuh 1 said. All of the KND operative left, except for Numbuh 6 and 2.
"I guess you'll 'ave to sleep in my room." Numbuh 6 said and picked up Numbuh 2. He licked her face to show his appreciation. She smiled at him.
Numbuh 6 took Numbuh 2 to her room. She got ready and got into her bed. Numbuh 2 tried his hardest to jump onto Numbuh 6's bed. She giggled and picked him up and put him on the end of her bed.
"Goodnight, Numbuh 2." Numbuh 6 said and shut her eyes. The lights had went out, the hamsters stop running at ten.
(Rabbit: So cool. Numbuh 2: Why did I have to be turned into a dog?! Rabbit: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!! =/ Numbuh 2: Okay, okay. O_o Rabbit: Now shut up and let everyone read the movie trailer. Numbuh 2: Movie trailer?! I thought it was a fic trailer. Rabbit: Its the same damn thing! Now just shut up for a minute.)
[Movie...::ahem!::...Fic trailer]
Narrarator: Coming soon to a fanfic near you. Six operatives.
Numbuhs 1 through 6 are standing side by side.
Narrarator: Three movies.
Three dvds with the titles "The Evil Dead", "The Evil Dead 2", and "The Army of Darkness" are on a table.
Narrarator: Saying the passage of the Evil Dead in a treehouse on a Saturday night is not good.
Voice on tape recorder: Tantir-ah-mis-trobeen-ha-zar-ta. Tantir-man-ov-mis-hazen-sober. Kanda!
Kanda! Kanda!
Some rushing camera (but you can't see it) is going up to the treehouse. Its really an evil force.
Narrarator: Because the Six operatives will experience something they are not meant to experience.
(They are all 18 or 19 in this fic for the scenes)
[In one scene]
Abby: Kuki, wanna play some cards?
Kuki: ::Turning with a smile:: Uh-uh.
Kuki turns to face the window again.
Abby: Hey, tomorrow morning, we'll find some way around dat cliff into town okay?
Kuki: Okay.
Outside the window, Hoagie and Wally go and chop more wood for the nights fire. Nigel turns on the tape recorder to listen with the ear plug.
Voice: March 12th 2008. Lizzie came after me and almost murdered me. My own girlfriend. At first I thought it was a mental or physical disorder because of what had happened to her eyes, but I was only fooling myself. I knew what it was.
Outside the window, Hoagie and Wally continue to chop and gather wood. Jessie, still engaged in cards with Abby, holds up one in particular.
Jessie: Okay, guess this card.
Abby: How am I gonna know what card dat is?
Jessie: Guess, I'm going to see if you're psychic.
The card is a two of clubs.
Abby: Okaaaay...is it a queen?
Jessie: Right!
Abby: Really?
Jessie: Yeah.
Abby: Hey Nigel, I guessed da card right.
Nigel: ::indifferently:: Truly amazing Abby.
He is listening intently to the log as it continues.
Voice: Three days have passed since that thing has been down there. I was hoping to weaken it without food or water. Nothing worked. Finally, in desperation I dragged her out to the shed and dismembered her so that whatever it was could not get up again.
Jessie: Kuki, did you see that?
Kuki remains with her back to them staring out the window.
Jessie: Try this one.
She removes a nine of clubs from the deck and holds it up.
Abby: Okay, lemme think, uh...
She puts her hands to her head in a curved funnel formation as if to direct her thoughts to the card.
Abby: ...Um, it's a seven.
Jessie: Oh my God, what suit?
Abby: Diamonds, no wait! I mean hearts!
Jessie:That's right- seven of hearts!
Abby: Hey Nigel, did you see that? I guessed two cards in a row.
Nigel: ::Still not paying attention:: How do you do it Abby?
He is concentrating on the tape.
Voice: This is when I saw the dark figures moving about in the woods. I should have never tampered with the "Book Of The Dead." I now know that whatever it is I have resurrected through this book, is coming for me.
Abby: You know, I always thought I had some sort of extra sense. You know, like e.s.p or something.
Jessie: What's this one?
She holds up the queen of spades.
Abby: Another seven!
Jessie: I don't believe it!
Kuki: ::Still looking outside:: Queen of spades.
Jessie looks at her card then back to Kuki. She holds up another card.
Kuki: Four of hearts.
The card is a four of hearts. Jessie bites her lip in fear and reaches for another card. Nigel and Abby listen in silence.
Kuki: Eight of spades.
Jessie picks up the card. Kuki is correct again.
Kuki: Two of spades- Jack of diamonds- Jack of clubs-
Faster and faster she calls them off. Even before Jessie can flip them to keep up. Suddenly, Kuki turns toward the group. Her eyes are bone white. Jessie's deck of cards slip from her hand and scatter across the floor. Kuki's body is hoisted up to its feet and jerked about like a white-eyed marionette. She speaks in a voice unlike her own.
Kuki: Why have you disturbed our sleep, awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die. Like the others before you. We will take you one by one. All of you!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
She screams in a low gruff voice and collapses to the floor.
[end of the one scene]
Narrarator: But you get the point. Numbuh 1 and 5 will be the stars in "The Evil Dead", Numbuh 3 and 4 will be the stars in "The Evil Dead 2" And Numbuh 2 and 6 will be the stars in "The Army of Darkness". Ladies and Gentlemen. May I present to you the title of the next fic:
Operation: E.V.I.L.-D.E.A.D
Even
Very late
In the night,
Learn that the-
Dead never
Ever dies
And
Demands you to be part of their army
Coming soon...to a fan fic near...YOU!!!!
DanMat6299: Hi, everyone! That was a great chapter!
Rabbit: Thanks!
DanMat6299: OOps! I mean, that was a great chapter for a KND fan! Which I am!
All: Whatever.
Numbuh 2: Is he always like this?
Otto: Always.
Larry: Ah, well. Please review.
(Here are the translations for some of the words Numbuh 6 was saying. Ze = The. Vat = what. Zey =they. Zis = this. 'ave = have. Zem = them. Vill = will. Zat = that. Vhy = why. Vondering = wondering (duh). Vas = was. Ve = we. And if there are any I left out...then just guess. I know, I play Conkers Bad Fur Day too much :P)