A/n: Thanks for the two reviews i own nothing but the plot and ideas
When Hermione and Draco got to the great hall, they parted ways to go and eat their meals with the respectable tables. On entering the Great hall, it was loud with shouts and chatter of people talking over each other trying to be heard.
Hermione made her way to Gryffondor table, seating herself in-between Nevielle and Ginny across from Harry and Ron. "So Hermione, you're really going to throw a party, like music and…drinking?" Nevielle whispered this so only she could hear.
"Yup Nev' the whole lot. I'm thinking a pool to, not sure yet though. It's going to be one wicked party." Hermione smirked, a devilish one. Nevielle turned pink at what she said.
"I still have to get permission to hold this party, oh I should go ask the headmaster if I can have a meeting with him tomorrow about this whole deal. Be back in a few!" Hermione exclaimed cheerfully getting out of her seat and walking to the head table to have a word with the headmaster.
The whole entire Gryffondor table heard earlier about what Hermione wanted to do while they were eavesdropping on her and Harry's conversation in the common room.
"This is going to be so cool. A party just for us!" A 4th year girl said loudly next to Ron.
"I know to bad it's only for the 7Th year students only!" Ron said happily to her. The girl's eyes darken as she gave Ron the meanest look before turning back to her friends.
Hermione came back after a while to sit in the same spot she occupied minutes before.
"I am to report to his office tomorrow morning before breakfast with a copy of the details of the party."
Ron began shoving food into his mouth, at hearing this. "You pig, where are your manners?" Ginny said in an irritated voice. Ginny gapped even more when Ron answered her by shoving more food down his throat.
The girl that gave Ron the most meanest look minutes ago, turned to face them and spoke directly to Hermione in the bitchest tone you could think of, "So what is your party going to be with books and a lesson on how to treat them right or 101 was to be an Insufferable Know-it-all!" The 'Bitch' in question turned back to her small group of friends as all three of them snickered. Hermione just stared at them, wondering what the hell she did that got her pissed off.
After swallowing most his food Ron said, "I told her the party was only for the 7th year's." Then he grabbed more food.
Hermione nodded in understandment(that's not a word but I like it lol), grabbing a peace of bread, Hermione threw it at the 4th year student to get her attention. "Hey Miss. Prissy, learn to be a good little girl that you are, then maybe you can be invited, but sense you were such a bitch to me just now, you don't even get V.I.P. at all." The girl gapped at Hermione before getting up and storming out of the Great Hall.
Hermione took a deep sigh in triumph, 'Merlin it felt good to be a Bitch back if only I knew I had this kind of power before' she conversed mentally. All four of her friends stared at her like something was wrong.
"Where the bloody hell did that come from?" Ginny sounded proud, patting Hermione on the Back. Hermione began filling her plate and eating.
"It was bloody Brilliant, I Thought!" Harry said smiling at his Friend.
"um sum!" (I'd say!) Ron said now shoving Mash-potato's and fried chicken at the same time into his mouth Hermione Gagged and at the same time as Ginny, both girls pushed their dinner plates far away from themselves signifying that they would not finish eating. "I think I'm going to be-sick!" Ginny finished for Hermione.
"Waum?" Ron said opening his full mouth to show the girls the food mashed together in his mouth in the most digesting matter. Both girls got up from the table and ran out.
After a while of running Hermione rested her body against one of the 4th floor corridors. "Well at least we know how to solve world hunger for the muggles!" Hermione said breathlessly. Just then Ginny started laughing hysterically, Through giggles she told Hermione about the image of people standing in a line for a piece of Ron and he's sitting on a platter saying, "Hey, what the bloody hell are you doing! That's my arm, you can't eat my arm!" This caused Hermione to start Laughing hysterically as well.
Soon both girls where lying on the floor, holding on to there stomachs laughing uncontrollable. This went on until a tall and dark shadowy figure began to tower over the laughing girls.
"My I ask why to idiotic Gryffondor's such as yourselves, are doing in the middle of the corridor laughing?" Came Professor Snape snarky reply. They could not stop laughing so when Hermione Began to explain through her laughter, they both heard a third deep rich laugh coming up from their Professor.
Both girls stopped laughing to admire the rare moment their Professor was giving off. They stared at him with mirrored amusement, soon his laughter died down and through a mused tone said, "What! Did you think that the greasy git of the dungeons didn't have a sense of humor? I'll have you know that I rarely find anything amusing." He said with a twisted grin. Then as if flicking on a switch he's expression turned dark and his twisted grin turned into his most famous tread mark sneer.
"Tell no one on what you have seen. If you do I will make the rest of your lives a living hell. Get to your tower now!" He barked, sending Ginny scurrying away with Hermione in tow until she was swung to face her professor's face again.
"Miss Granger, 20 points from Gryffondor for your cheekiness earlier today, and another 10 points for running away from a teacher you are dismissed!" Severus turned on his heel with a sly smirk and left her to fend for herself.