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Chapter 3
1.No Shuffling cards, you must mix them around.
2. You must sing everything you say for more then half the day
3. The first thing you say everyday must be Idaho Udaho!
4. You can never say Hold your horses however you may say hold your ponies or hold your unicorns.
6. When people ask for the time do not say "time to get a watch"
7. When people ask for the time do not say "it's a quarter past time to get a watch"
8. When people ask for the time do not say "it's the same time as it was at this time yesterday"
9.When people ask for the time do not reply with any stupid joke, people want the time not a dumb joke if they did they would ask a teacher.
You are not aloud to wear your pants higher then your hips
11. You are not aloud to wear Ballet flats!
12. You are not aloud to insult the rulers of Fairy Tale.
13. Always wear matching socks.
"okay guys I thought of some more rules last night!" Lily said happily
14. Socks + Sandals NO
15. Do not wear socks higher then your ankle UNLESS they are knee socks.
16. you can only wear sweatpants once a week unless you are sick and feel the need to.
17.You must use the word "chuckle" at least once a day.
18. Girls, if you are going to wear heals they must be at least 2.5" or higher.
19. Girls must wear heals at least three times a week.
20. Never wear these colors together:
- Orange and Purple
- Orange and Black (unless it is Halloween)
- Orange and Green
- Orange and White is permitted, they look very nice together.
- Puke green and yellow
- Red and green unless it is Christmas
21. You must wear pink at least once a week.(guys and girls)
"well Lily you seem to have outdone yourself yet again!" smiled Hilary
"I know I know!" laughed Lily as James, Sirius and Remus walked by, glancing at the list. Sirius look very confused, James looked at them like they were off their rockers and Remus looked just plain scared.
"oh girlfriends you have to listen to this new band I found!" squealed Karina
"future?" asked Lily
"duh! Since when have I ever listened to now a days music? Can you say b-oring!" chuckled Karina
"to true to true!" agreed Hilary.
"back on topic" reminded Lily.
"oh yes! The band, there called Panic! at the disco" said Karina
"hmm sounds cool" said Hilary
"yea my fav song is: There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" said Karina
"wow long titles" commented Lily
"yah" agreed Hilary, very amused.
"who would name a song that long, like hello? Are they stupid?" asked James
"no you are" snapped Lily.
"pms'ing much?" asked James
"no you are" Lily repeated
"excuse me?" asked James, semi-offended
"no you are, do you need your ears checked?" asked Hilary.
"cause if you do I have no problem jamming your wand in your ear" volunteered Lily
"you wouldn't" dared James
"oh I would" challenged Lily
"dare you"
"Expelliarmus" shouted Lily, Hilary and Karina. Lily hit James, Karina hit Sirius and Hilary hit Remus.
"oh no you don't" said James looking scared.
"oh yes I do! Petrificus Totalus!" Shouted Lily. Fuck thought James, this is going to hurt.
"OI get away from him!" shouted Sirius, but it was too late, Lily had jammed James' wand in his ear. You could tell from his face that he was in a tremendous amount of pain.
"oh man, I didn't think you would do it!" laughed Hilary.
"HEY! What did you do to my Jamie!" shrieked a girly voice that belonged to Amanda.
"what does it look like she did?" asked Karina
"you stay out of this!" snapped Amana
"I did abso-tootly nothing!" smiled Lily
"yes you did!" shrieked Amanda again, Lily flinched.
"could you please stop that? It really irritates my delicate ears" asked Lily in a sickly-sweet voice.
"oh you think your so-o-o cool with your sarcastic remarks and 'cool' music and 'trendy' clothes" snarled Amanda, using air quotes.
"why yes, I do!" smiled Lily
"ahhh" screamed Amanda, the pair hadn't noticed but there were circling each other.
Hilary and Karina had conjured up a couch and some popcorn and were watching the show wile yelling their opinions.
"at least i'm not a mindless drone following the heard!" yelled Lily.
"at least I have more then two friends!" shouted Amanda
"BITCH" screamed Lily
"WHORE" screeched Amanda
"BULL SHIT, YOU'RE THE SLUT" shrieked Lily
"oh i'm gonna get my Jamie to get you for that one when he gets better!" screamed Amanda, seeing as James had ran to the Hospital Wing for some assistance from the nurse.
"oh ya? WELL ILL GET MY ROBOTS TO COME AFTER YOU!" screamed Lily back.
"robots?" asked Amanda stopping in her tracks.
"yea their made out of metal and junk and they do stuff for you!" shouted Hilary
"I know what a robot is! But is your friend crazy?" asked Amanda, addressing Hilary and Karina.
"NO I AM NO CRAZY! SOON THERE WILL BE A NEW CONTINENT AND I WILL RULE MY OWN COUNTRY AND THE POLICE WILL BE ROBOTS! AND THEN I WILL SEND THEM AFTER YOU! AND ONCE THEY ARE AFTER YOU, YOU STAND NO CHANCE!" shouted Lily
"alrighty then?" said Amanda carefully, as she backed away and ran.
"I knew that would get rid of her!" laughed Lily
okay! So I know I haven't updated for a wile but i'm still getting used to this whole updating thing…i'm used to writing one-shots but I am DETERMINED to keep up with this on! And i'm sorry this chapter is so short! But you know what? Updates inspire me! So review!
-Karz 3