Well I hope you enjoy the new chapter three that doesn't suck! Just so you know the first part of this chapter will be normal, and then it deals with a flashback, and the last part will be the team arrangements and the meeting with Kakashi.)

"Kurenai-chan?!"

Kurenai looked at Naruto who was looking at her with wide eyes, She smiled softly as she replied, "Hello Naruto-kun. How have you been?"

Naruto shook his head as he all but yelled out, "That's all you have to say to me?! How have you been? I haven't seen you for over four years! Where have you been? And why didn't you even contact me? And most importantly did you even care for me in the first place!?"

SLAP!

Right when he had said that last part Kurenai had slapped him right on his cheek then he looked at her with wide eyes and he noticed she had small tear droplets dripping from the corners of her eyes.

Then she said to him with an angry undertone, "Don't you ever say that! Don't you ever say I didn't care for you! I spent five years with you since you were four and I enjoyed every one of them. And I never wished to be away from you for those four years either."

When she had said that Naruto looked at her and said angrily "Prove it, Kurenai-chan. I want to know what you did during your time away from me."

Once he said that Kurenai did four hand seals and said, "Genjutsu: World of Memories."

As she said that she placed her hand on top of his head, making the classroom dissolve around them.

Naruto looked her in the eyes as she said, "You wish to know what I did? I'll show you Naruto-kun."

Once she said that the world turned black and white.

As Naruto closed his eyes as a bright flash shone into them, when he opened them again he saw what looked like Kurenai standing next to a longhaired man.

The man looked at Kurenai with pale white eyes then he said to her in a cold voice with almost no emotion in it, "Kurenai-san I think its time you repaid your debt with the Hyuuga clan."

Kurenai looked at him and said, "How do you wish me to go about that Hiashi-sama?"

He looked at her coldly and replied, "By taking care of my worthless daughter, Kurenai-san. She has already proven to be useless at whatever she tries to do, and I will not waste anymore time on her training, Do whatever you want with her but keep her out of my way."

Kurenai looked at him with concealed rage in her eyes; as he walked away she thought 'Arrogant bastard.'

As it skipped forward a bit it showed Kurenai training what looked like a younger Hinata.

Kurenai smiled at Hinata as she tried to master her Juuken stance when she failed and fell down she looked at Kurenai with tearing eyes and said in a soft voice that he could barely even hear, "I did...didn't d..oo it ri..ght Kure..nai-ss..an."

Kurenai shook her head as she said, "That doesn't matter Hinata just try to do your best, that's all I really care for. Besides if you do your best I'll treat you to some cinnamon buns okay?"

Once she said that Hinata picked herself up and tried even harder then before.

When she was done with her kata Hiashi walked in with Hanabi who looked very unhappy with something or other.

He looked at Hinata and said with disdain, "Hm… is that the best your can do, Hinata? Pathetic… Hanabi here can already do the Juuken twice as well as you can. I won't have a weak heir, now redo your kata and do it better."

Kurenai looked at him as he walked away while Hanabi looked at Hinata for a few seconds with an unsure look on her face and then she walked off as well.

Kurenai looked at Hinata and said, "Don't listen to him Hinata, I know that he doesn't know what he's even talking about."

Hinata looked at her and whispered out, "No… Tou...-sama does… Kn..ow what he's... Tal...king ab..out Kur...enai..sa..nn I...I am... A fail..u..re."

Kurenai's eyes narrowed as she thought' Damn you Hiashi! Damn you to hell for doing this to your own daughter.'

The illusion switched over to Kurenai who was now participating in the Jounin exams.

Kurenai stared at her opponent Haruno Sakato, who was an up and coming master of the Hasu (Lotus) branch of the Haruno clan genkenjutsu (Illusionary blade arts.) style.

The person in question was a strong young women with the usual green eyes and pink hair of the Haruno clan female but unlike other members of her who wore their hair short or long she preferred to wear it in a pony tail also she had bigger eye brows then normal and her eyes were just big green orbs without pupils inside of her head.

Thus she was a outcast of sorts within her own clan which made her a little cold and bitter being that most Harunos were very social people and as such she didn't like being alone.

Sakato sneered at her opponent and then she said, "Huh… so the greatest prodigy of the Yuuhi clan finally shows up here to grace us with her presence eh? Well no matter I'll show you why you don't need a title like yours to be a good ninja." (Play strong and strike from Naruto's soundtrack.)

Kurenai responded to her taunt with a thrown kunai to the face.Sakato dodged it easily and moved at a near unmatchable pace towards Kurenai.She did a string of cuts each one coming closer to Kurenai who tried to do her best to dodge them.Finally Sakato hit her along her left side scoring a long narrow cut that seemed to be none too deep but it was quite painful to move with it there.

Kurenai hissed with pain as Sakato laughed at her then she said, "Hah so these matches are too much for ya, huh princess? Well, too bad- I've worked hard for my skills; unlike you who have had the help of your clan, I had almost no one but my mother to help me, and she wasn't even a kunoichi. I've worked my fingers to the bone training to master the most difficult sword style of my family, the Hasu style, so count yourself lucky to see one of my ultimate attacks.

(Now play Beautiful Green Wild Beast, This is not just a coincidence I assure you.) At that she spun her sword and called out, "Kenjutsu: Buyou Hasu Dageki!"(Sword Technique: Dancing Lotus Strike.)

When she did that she seemed to split into ten beings that all moved at super sonic speeds towards her all ten spun intricately becoming afterimages, then they all struck her at least a hundred times.

As Kurenai tried to defend herself she was hit even more times , getting at least one small cut on her body from each blow.

Sakato finally hit her in the stomach with the hilt of her blade knocking her back a few feet and onto her rear end as she slid a few feet away from Sakato. She looked up to Sakato's blade right in her face.

Sakato smirked at her and said, "Yield now princess, or you lose an eye."

As soon as she said that, Kurenai smirked back and dissipated into smoke. The pink haired outcast felt the tip of a kunai at her throat and behind her back right over her heart, She turned her head to see Kurenai standing right behind her.

Then Kurenai said, "You've been fighting in a genjutsu this whole time Sakato-san so please give up now."

Sakato dropped her sword in shock as she thought, 'No… was all my training for nothing? How could I lose to this person?'

When it was over Kurenai helped her up and said, "Good match, Sakato-san. I look forward to fighting you again.

Sakato looked at her and said, "I'm looking forward to it princess and next time I'll be sure to kick your ass!"

As she walked away from Kurenai she thought, 'My precious son won't be too happy to hear his okaa-san was beaten… oh well, I'll just train with him some more and he'll be right as rain.'

The genjutsu then showed her doing many A-rank and B-rank missions each one quite long and often she was with a purple haired women wearing a tan colored trench coat and a orange mini skirt.

As it ended Naruto looked at Kurenai again as she smiled softly at him and said, "I never wished to leave you alone like that Naruto-kun, and I hope you can forgive me."

When it was over Naruto fell to his knees and looked Kurenai in the eyes then he grabbed her around the waist and started to cry into her dress. Hinata noticed this and for some reason felt very angry and possessive of Naruto.

While Sarutobi looked on he let them continue until Naruto had finished crying into Kurenai's dress then he cleared his throat, which gained their attention, and said, "Now it's time I tell of your teams.

While he began announcing the teams, Naruto began thinking quietly to himself about what he had just seen. However, he did not have much time to think, as he suddenly heard a voice near him.

"Hello Naru-kun, my name is Koto, but you can call me Koto-chan!"

He looked wildly around which didn't go unnoticed by the classroom, When he was done he heard her again.

"Calm down Naru-kun the old man who smells like monkeys and smoke is going to talk again."

Naruto looked around a bit more to see that Sarutobi was indeed starting to talk again

Sarutobi looked over the class and said, "Now Team Seven is composed of Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke. Your sensei is Hatake Kakashi."

After he said that Ino hit her head onto her desk while Sakura yelled at her. "HA! TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL INO-PIG!!"

Inside of her head naiteki (Inner or mental.) Sakura yelled out, "SHANNARO BITCH!! AH YEAH WE'RE FUCKING AWESOME!!"

Then he said with a little bit of anger at being interrupted "Team Eight is Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, And Hyuuga Hinata. Your sensei is Yuuhi Kurenai."

When he said that Kiba yelled out, "HELL YEAH!! DID YA HEAR THAT AKAMARU? WE GOT HINATA-CHAN AND THIS BABE!"

Akamaru barked out, "Arf! Arf! "

As he did that Naruto glared at him and said, "What did you call Kurenai-chan?! Why you over grown mutt I'll freaking murder you!" He got up, but Kurenai pushed him down and said while smiling softly, "No Naruto-kun let me deal with him."

She looked at Kiba and said, while her eyes turned blood red, "Now Kiba-kun I would suggest you don't call me that ever again, or I shall rip off your balls. Then, I will shove them up your ass with an exploding tag attached to them. Next I shall chop off your penis and burn it into ash. Finally I will put you into a world of horrors. Namely… a Yaoi world. Is that alright Kiba-kun?"

Kiba's eyes had turned into little dots while he drooled like an idiot.

Sarutobi and all the males except for Naruto and Shino who held in his fear shuddered in horror and then they felt phantom pains in their lower regions.

After he was done shuddering Sarutobi said, "Ahem… Team Nine is in circulation from last year, so Team Ten is Akimichi Choji, Naru Shikamaru, and Yamanaka Ino. Your sensei is my lout of a son Sarutobi Asuma."

Kurenai walked over to him and started to whisper inside of his ear. When she was done, the old man hit his forehead and said, "Due to certain circumstances Team ten will not be able to taught by my son, so I will get a replacement sensei when I can. Until then, go to lunch and wait until the bell rings, and then wait for your senseis to get you."

Then he walked off to his office muttering all the way.

(After lunch.)

Naruto and his team sat with growing ire as their sensei was already an hour late.

Naruto was the most jittery, as he was constantly bugged by that voice in his head, apparently named Koto, who asked him stuff about himself every five seconds such as, "Do you like foxes Naru-kun?" or "What's your favorite food Naru-kun? Mine is Dango." Even… "Do you like me? If so can I call you my mate? Why won't you answer me? Come on I just want to hear you talk to me."

After about thirty minutes of that he yelled out, "YES I LIKE FOXES!! MY FAVORITE FOOD IS RAMEN!! AND NO I WON'T BECOME YOUR MATE, KOTO-CHAN!! Ah huh huh... Oh kuso... (Shit.)

When he said that he looked around and saw Sasuke and Sakura looking at him like he was retarded.

Sakura muttered out, "Baka..."

Sasuke just said, "Hnn... Moron."

Naruto was about to yell at him when the door opened to reveal a lanky silver haired man with his hitai-ate around his left eye. He looked at them and said while his right eye turned into an upside down U, "Ohayo… Team Seven?"

Sakura's eyes twitched as she yelled, "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG SENSEI?!"

He looked while still eye smiling and said, "Well I'm sorry if I'm late but a magic talking piece of toast told me if I didn't eat it then it would grant me three wishes unfortunately I was very hungry and so I ate it. Then, I was struck by magic toast poisoning and so I had to rush to the drug store to get some stomach medicine but a gang of rebel plushies held up the store so they could steal all of the other toys for a rally against an evil toy maker who was using their hidden city of toys to create evil toy ninja's. Then, I was swept up into the toy resistance and thanks to my help the toy maker was defeated and the city was saved and this all happened in… oh… about an hour and a half. So do you wish to congratulate your victorious sensei for saving all those toys?"

Everyone in the room was in shock and awe for the obvious lie he told them. Just as Naruto and Sakura were going to call him on it a small stuffed purple hippo walked into the room and said to him in a squeaky voice, "Thank you Kakashi-sama for saving our city. Oh and we will give you three one million Ryou checks for your troubles! Ja ne!"

As it walked away they all looked at him with wide eyes as he continued to eye smile at them.

(And the end!! Really though see ya next... Monday! Or Tuesday… Or Wednesday.)

Hey fans guess what time it is? Its omake time!! That's right, now let's rip your faces off!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh god he's out of control, get him!! BAM!! CRASH!! SLAM!! HAHAHAHHA YOU WILL NEVER GET ME SINCE I WILL KILL YOU ALL AHAHAHAHHAHAH!! Chink chink! POW!! Aghhh... Bleh...Thank god that's over now. For now at least hahahahhahh... HAHAHAHHAHHHA!! Ahh yeah I'll be back to hunt your ass for all damned time.

Namikaze Minato the Fourth Hokage, voted sexist man in the elemental countries, looked upon the monster known as Kyuubi no Yoko the nine tailed demon fox.

But he was not afraid because he had an ace up his jacket sleeve.

(Play the falcon punch is over 9000 youtube video. That's how epic this moment is right now)

He bit both his thumbs and called out the name of an almighty summoning technique passed down throughout his family to only be used for the direst of circumstances "Kuchiyose no Jutsu: Teichoutaka!"

Suddenly, the sky light up, revealing a blue spacecraft. The Kyuubi looked up in fear as the cockpit opened up to show a man wearing a red helmet with a yellow falcon emblem on. It hid his eyes underneath a black visor only showing white triangles. He was also wearing a blue suit with a left yellow shoulder pad and a brown belt buckled with a large silver disk.

The man jumped down to the forest floor and said, "Show me your moves, bitch!"

Kyuubi yelled in rage and fear, "NO I WON"T BE DEFEATED BY YOU NOW DIIIEEE!!"

As it fired a massive beam of energy out of its mouth, Captain Falcon raised his palm face up and blocked like it was nothing to him… and it was.

Then he jumped up to its face and yelled out, "FALCON...PUNCH!!"

As he did that a massive flaming falcon enveloped his fist and it hit the Kyuubi head on.

The Kyuubi could only scream in agony as it was destroyed by the almighty Falcon Punch.

Madara, who was nearby was caught in the massive explosion which annihilated him from existence. He could only think as he died in a fiery ball of death "So incredible..."

Yondaime bowed to his great grandfather and said, "Thank you great one."

Captain Falcon clapped his hand onto his great grandson's shoulder and said, "You're welcome."

Then he jumped up to his ship and flew off again.

Years later Naruto would become the next Captain Falcon and continue on to become the F-zero champion.