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Random Insanity Comes in the Form of a Pink Bunny.
Chapter Three: Pretty Things
The Shredder, Karai, and Fluffles exited the McDonald's and returned to the limo. As soon as Ringo started off like a rocket, Karai tossed her own food out the window and was soon discovered by a pack of wild hobos. The alpha hobo pounced upon the bag of food and he tore into it like a rabid otter. When the other hobos realized that their leader had discovered fresh nourishment, they began to advance. The dominant hobo stopped eating as he saw his companions closing in on the food. He began to bark and snarl viciously, signaling that the others will have to wait their turn. The un-dominate hobos immediately backed up at a respectful distance and they sat whimpering as their leader resumed eating.
Then the McDonald's spontaneously combusted because Fluffles willed it. Luckily for the cashier, he managed to escape and he eventually met with his long-lost twin brother at the pet store where they formulated a plan to get revenge on the loony with the pink bunny. Before their plan was put into action, they were consumed by a large radioactive cotton ball. The cotton ball too spontaneously combusted because the Laws of Randomness willed it.
The Shredder sang a happy song about magical dancing fairies as Fluffles sat on his lap while nibbling on her apple slices. Karai mentally jumped off of a building as she was being tortured by her father's horrible singing.
"We are almost home, Fluffles!" Shredder said to his bunny.
"Badda!" Fluffles squeaked happily and she munched on her last apple slice.
"That is right, baby. I am your daddy!" Shredder cooed at Fluffles.
Karai crossed her arms angrily and glared at the lop-eared bunny. Fluffles looked at her and noticed the jealousy within Karai's acid stare.
"Heke?" Fluffles queried as she held out the remaining half of her last apple slice for Karai to take and she puffed out her sparkling brown eyes.
"No," Karai said sternly and she quickly faced the window. The extremely cute scene she was looking at seconds ago was enough to make her jump out of the window and vomit(not in that order. It just sounded better in the order shown).
"Heke?" Fluffles looked up at the Shredder and held the apple slice half above her head.
"Thank you, Fluffles!" the Shredder happily thanked his little pink pet as he recieved the half-eaten piece of fruit, "This will be perfect for my latest evil plan to destroy my enemies! Bwahahahahahaha!"
Maybe, Karai thought, Maybe my father's mind has not been consumed by childish idiocy. Maybe the Shredder I know is still in him.
"Those blasted fruit flies shall suffer obesity 'apple style'!" the loony in armor declared.
Or not...
Finally, the limo arrived at the Shredder's skyscraper.
"We are here, Fluffles!" Oroku Saki squealed.
"Squirble!" Fluffles squeaked in excitement about arriving at her new home.
Oroku Saki, Fluffles, and Karai entered the building where Hun was waiting. Hun was surprised to see his master holding a pink bunny.
"Uh, Master? Just out of curiosity...," Hun began to ask about the pink bunny.
"Silence, Hun!" the Shredder smacked Hun across the face with a monkey that had just appeared in his free hand. He dropped the alarmed monkey and it scurried off to plot his revenge against random plot holes, "Are the cookies ready?"
"Uhhh... cookies, sir?" Hun asked in extreme konfusion(K's instead of C's are EXTREME!).
"Don't you dare back-sass me, young lady!" the psycho yelled at the behemoth before him who was obviously a male.
"Master, not to question your wisdom and power...," Hun bowed before his master.
"Don't you forget it!" the Shredder said like a sassy woman. With a jerk of his neck, he snapped his fingers.
"Yes... but, I'm a man, sir," Hun finished his sentence and he kissed his master's feet.
"Not with that attitude, mister!" the Shredder pulled out something else from the magical plot hole of doom: A white frilly apron with many ruffles in Hun's size. Hun's eyes widened. Shredder tossed the apron at Hun, "Now bake those cookies! NOW!"
Hun looked at the Shredder... then at Fluffles... Fluffles blinked... then something in Hun began to change... Hun grinned... He grinned REALLY big... He happily put on his apron and he giggled... Karai was a little freaked out.
"I'll be right back with those cookies, Master," Hun giggled once more before skipping merrily into the kitchen.