Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar or Whose Line. I also do not mean to offend anyone. It's all in good fun. If you can't take it, then feel free to post an angry review expressing your hatred towards crackfic writers like me. Cuz I will definitely be offended by some high and mighty person who doesn't know how to laugh. Otherwise please enjoy chapter 3. Wow, that was a long disclaimer.
Me: Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Avatar Edition. We've found a replacement for Azula who is not nearly as crazy, but is still one of Ozai's Angels, please welcome Ty Lee!
(Applause. Random hollers from the fanboys. Foamy mouth guy runs across stage.)
Me: Okay next game up is called World's Worst.
RAM 3: Zuko would know all about sucking at life!
(RAM 3 is attacked by rabid Zuko fangirls. He is silenced. Permanently. Hahaha, just kidding. But he was paralyzed.)
Me: World's Worst is for all four of the performers. They will be given a topic, and they must come up with an example of the World's Worst of that. Now the envelop please.
(Longshot runs out and hands me an envelope.)
Me: Thank you Longjohns.
Sokka: His name isn't Longjohns!
Me: Yeah? Well he has Silent Bob Syndrome. I can call him whatever the hell I want.
Sokka: So does that mean I can call him whatever I want?
Me: Sure, why not.
Sokka: Sweet!
(Sokka runs over to Longshot/longjohns.)
Sokka: Hey Terd-Brained-Fat-Headed-Ugly-Man, how's it going?
(Longshot/longjohns/terdbrainedfatheadeduglyman just looks at Sokka for a minute. Sokka starts laughing.)
Sokka: HAHAHA! It's like he doe-
(Longshot/longjohns/terdbrainedfatheadeduglyman punches Sokka in the face.)
Longshot: I'm not totally oblivious you idiot.
Me: Sokka! Get back in your seat before I use my magical ass kicking powers on you!
Sokka: What if I want you to kick my ass?
(Awkward silence. Crickets are heard chirping. Iroh is heard sipping tea.)
Me: Okay…. I'm not sure if that was supposed to be kinky or what, but just get back in your seat.
(Sokka sits down.)
Me: Now, on to the topic of World's Worst.
(The lights dim and spotlight on me. My soft tan skin seems to sparkle in the light, as do my green eyes. My dark brunette hair sways in the wind from the fan set up 1 foot from my head. The fan boys along with Sokka and Zuko sigh at my beauty. Well, that was a bit much but anyways, moving on. I slowly move my finger along the closing of the envelope, gradually ripping it open. I then begin pulling the Whose Line card out of the envelope. As I see what is on the card, my eyes widen. Dramatic pause. Dramatic pause.
Me: The topic is…
(Zoom in on Zuko.)
(Zoom in on Toph.)
(Zoom in on Sokka.)
(Zoom in on Ty Lee.)
(Zoom in on Katara.)
(Zoom in on still unconscious Aang.)
(Zoom in on Momo.)
(Zoom in on Appa.)
(Zoom in on Gary Coleman.)
(Zoom in on random rock lying on the floor.)
Me: The World's Worst Avatar!
Sokka: I'm here to save th- HOLY SHIT A SPIDER! AHHHHHHHH!
(BUZZ)
Zuko: Hi, I'm the Avatar. I deal with the all the problems in the world. And as if that weren't enough, I have to deal with my own problems. Like my Genital Herpes.
(BUZZZZZZZ. I fall on the floor laughing.)
Mai: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE HERPES!
Zuko: Psh. Like it would EVER be your concern.
(The entire audience goes Ooooooh. Ty Lee is backwards to the audience. Her eyes are closed as she pretends to feel around.)
Ty Lee: Lets see how you like this! OW! I stubbed my freaking toe.
(BUZZ)
Me: Yeah…. I didn't really see you as the funny type.
Toph: I! Am the funny type.
(Toph prances around and twirls.)
Toph: Ohmegawd! I can like totally bend all the elements and it's totally fun cuz I'm so flexible!
(BUZZ)
Me: Yeah you're not really the funny type either….
(Sokka sits on the ground with one hand over his wrist.)
Sokka: I hate being the Avatar! I can never please anyone! The world hates me! No one wants me as the Avatar!
(Sokka repeatedly pretends to cut himself.)
Sokka: DAMN ME!
(BUZZ)
Me: Thank you emo Sokka.
(Zuko puts his hand on his hip and the other on his shoulder and talks like a very feminine man.)
Zuko: Okay Mr. Fire Lord Man, before I fight yooou I simply haaave to fix that outfit of yours. It is soooo not fierce. Oh and you really neeeeeeed some manscaping darling. I mean, noooooo one likes bushy brows! That's why Iiiiiiiiii manscape my self!
(BUZZ. Again I am roaring in laughter.)
Ty Lee: I'm the Avatar! But I don't feel like saving the world.
(Crickets chirp.)
Ty Lee: Get it, cuz, you know…. You wouldn't…. ah…. Want a lazy avatar…. or anything…. Right?
(More silence. Several people cough, sneeze and vomit uncomfortably.)
Ty Lee: OH COME ON PEOPLE!
Toph: YOU SUCK BARBIE DOLL FREAK!
Ty Lee: NO, YOU SUCK LITTLE MISS SIGHTLESS!
(The two attack each other in a full on cat fight.)
Me: Okay…. 1000 points for Zuko for totally shutting down Mai, 500 to Sokka for being Emo, and 50 each to Ty Lee and Toph for going totally Jerry Springer. Now, GUARDS GET THEM OFF MY STAGE!
Stay tuned for more chapters and special guests and funny stuff and random things and weird words and fat people and yo momma jokes and different characters and why am I writing so much and OOC moments and awesomeness and lots of other crap too.