"Oh my God! I am so upset! Dattebayo!" Naka said as she entered the door to the Hokage's Mansion.
"Well, ain't you just the biggest ray of sunshine? Dattebayo," Her father asked stacking some papers.
Naka put her hands on her father's desk. Her dark orange fingerless gloves slapped against the wood. "I know, right?" She said with a tone of sarcasm.
Her father stared at her orange nail polish before asking, "What happened Squirt?"
"I just got teamed up with my RIVAL! The little snot-nose, bug eyed, bushy browed…"
"Okay, okay! I think I get it! Dattebayo," Her father interrupted.
"Ugh!" She yelled, "This is awful! I'd take ANYBODY over her! Dattebayo!"
"Now Squirt," Naruto said, "You know you don't mean that. I thought I felt the same when Sasuke was on my team, but I got used to it! Dattebayo!"
Naka picked up her stuff and headed out the door.
"Where ya goin'?" Naruto asked as she went to the door.
"I have to meet my sensei. I'll tell you and Mum all about it when I get back."
"Okay…well see ya then."
…
"Keiko Lee…" Naka cursed under her breath as she walked to the Ninja Academy for the second time today, "What's so great about her? She can't even use Ninjutsu or Genjutsu…how is she the top of the class? I beat her in Chakra Control….but that's it! Little bitch!"
Meanwhile, Keiko was headed the same direction, "What the hell? Why her? That short-stub, blonde-headed, princess! Who does she think she is? She is clearly trying to take up my spotlight! I hate her!" She clearly felt the same way Naka felt about her, "Just because she is the Hokage's daughter, that shorty thinks she has superiority over everyone!"
All the while, Inuzuka Kovu was going there, too, "Oh sweet mother of Mercy!" He said to himself, "The conflict between those two is gonna drive Sensei off the roof! And possibly me too…"
The three came to the door at exactly the same time.
"Kovu! I'm so glad I get to be on your team! I can't wait until we do our first mission together!" Naka said in a flirty tone.
"Curse me for this…" Kovu said in his mind. "What about Keiko, Naka?"
"Oh please! Like I'd ever be excited to be with her!" Naka bellowed, pointing to Keiko.
"Don't flatter yourself, Pīnattsu. I am not jumping for joy to be with you either."
"Pīnattsu? You stuck up little cunt!"
"Oh well are you not the sweetest thing?"
"Will the two of you calm down? Let's just go in!"
"Fine with me." Keiko answered putting her hands on her hips.
"That's A-Okay." Naka replied.
They all went inside.
Naka opened the door to the room they were supposed to meet their sensei in.
"You're late." The sensei replied. He was leaning on Iruka's desk. His long black hair touched below his shoulder blades. It was tied back with a ponytail holder that was located just above the end of his hair. It resembled Neji's ponytail that he wore around the time he was upgraded to Jōnin. His pale skin glistened in the light. His eyes were very strange-looking.
Naka started, "I'm so sorry sensei! I-I…"
"We are sorry." Keiko finished.
Naka gave her a nasty look.
Keiko smiled at her sarcastically.
"It was her fault! Dattebayo! She started arguing with me!"
"I don't care whose fault it was! Just get over here so we can take our damn picture."
"Okay." They all said in reply.
The sensei stood up and the genin gathered in front of him. Everyone smiled except the sensei.
"Okay," The photographer said, "5, 4, 3…"
Naka jumped behind the sensei and stretched out his face, forcing him to smile.
The picture was taken.
The sensei turned to Naka with evil eyes. "Never put your hands in my mouth ever again!"
Naka trembled with fear, but nodded.
…
A little later, they were all in the training field.
"Okay," the sensei said, "Here we will all introduce ourselves. Talk about your dreams, what you like, what you hate…that kind of stuff. I'll start. My name is Uchiha Sasuke. My dream? I can't say I have one. What I like…My wife Saarah, and our kids Unmei and Sora. What I hate? There are MANY things I hate, so I see no point in listing them. Get it?"
"You are Uchiha Sasuke! My dad's rival? My gosh, you are hot!" Naka exclaimed.
"Just get on with it!" Sasuke yelled, blushing.
"My name is Uzumaki Naka. My dream is to carry on my father's legacy well, and be just like him. I like…well there's a boy…uhh…" Naka looked at Kovu who was scratching his head and seemed to be paying no attention whatsoever to what she was saying. "Never mind that! I hate…grr… my rival. Keiko Lee. Dattebayo!"
Keiko glared at her. "My name is Keiko Lee. My dreams? To be an amazing Taijutsu specialist like my father, Rock Lee. I like training and spending time with my father and Master Guy. And I HATE Uzumaki Naka more than ANYTHING!"
"Why you little…"
"Stop it!" Sasuke said raising a hand. He gestured to Kovu. "Go ahead."
"I am Inuzuka Kovu. My dream is to be like my father, Inuzuka Kiba; and my mother, too; Inuzuka Hinata. I like playing with my Ninken dog, Sukauto and my twin sister, Koinu. Also I like her Ninken,Supotto. I can't really say I hate anything…nothing comes to mind now…except cats." Kovu pet Sukauto.
"Okay then. Now, onto our first exercise." Sasuke took out two jingle bells. "I want you to try and take these bells from me."
