Sexy, Free, and Single. H*tp:/ww* *tube.*com/watch?*v=gsJCqEp*ehuk

Forced to be the next sky acrobaleno, he goes to the past because of Verde's new invention called Bazooka ver P. He lands 400 years in the past, but he's in his 5 year old body, he's 18 not 5! Giotto can't believe that this 5 year old just came from no where!

(I have no clue how tall Giotto is so Yea… MADE THEM TALL YEAH)

Giotto: 6 ft 0 in- 21 years old

G: 6 ft 2 in- 21 years old

Lambo: 5 ft 8 in- 18 years old

Daemon: 6 ft 4 in- 23 years old

Alaude: 6 ft 3.5 in- 24 years old

Asari: 5 ft 8.5 in- 21 years old

Knuckle: 6 ft 3 in- 22 years old

Tsuna (Original height) 5 ft 7 in (Tsuna: HEY! I feel so short)-18 years old

Tsuna (a couple days before) 3 ft ? in ~about~ - 4-5 years old

Tsuna Now: 4 ft 0 in- 6-7 years old

Hayato (Original height) 5 ft 11 in- 18 years old

Hayato (Now) 4 ft 4 in- 6-7 years old

~Chapter Three: Growing like a Sponge~

Days past in the Vongola mansion. A little boy with chocolate brown hair and honey orange eyes walked around a garden filled with orange flowers and birds.

"Giotto." Said Asari.

"Yeah?" Giotto turned around seeing his best friend in his usual clothes.

"Don't you think Tsuna is growing a bit… okay.. a lot to fast?" Asari commented on Tsuna's height. He was small, Tsuna only went a little below Giotto hip, now he is taller, he grew around 5 inches.

Giotto thought about it. "Yeah.. I think so…" Giotto turned where Tsuna was. "Tsuna can you come here?" Giotto was 6 ft.

Tsuna ran to Giotto. "Hai Gio-nii?" They stared at Tsuna. He was indeed taller then he was a couple of days ago.

"Did you notice you are growing really fast?" Asari said. He was 5 feet 8.5 inches, taller then most Japanese people at this time but an average height in Europe.

Tsuna titled his head. "Is that why every thing looked a bit shorter?" Tsuna looked down. "Is that bad?"

"No no!" Giotto saw the face of Tsuna. "It's okay, just worried."

Tsuna smiled and asked. "Can I have lunch now?"

Asari and Giotto nodded and the small group of three walked back inside to the large dining room that could fit many people. While they were walking they heard a HUGE yell.

"JUUDAIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled a 6-7 year old boy, he had silver hair and emerald green eyes. "JUUDAIMEEEEE!" He kept yelling, running around the forest. He looked to his left, then to his right, and lastly he looked back. He saw the person he wanted to see. "JUUDAIME!"

"H-hayato!?" Tsuna exclaimed. "How no, when, no.. HOW did you come here?" Tsuna was surprised by Hayato's sudden appearance. Giotto and Asari was shocked that there was a small G look a like, and act a like and he knew Tsuna.

"Juddaime are you okay?" Hayato checked Tsuna. "Thank god you have no injuries. So… where are we?"

"Um…. Primo's time." Tsuna replied. "Hey! You became small too!" Tsuna whispered. "How did you come here?"

"I have no clue why… But Reborn… Threw an orange bazooka at me and said "Don't you dare dodge, or I'll shoot you." then I was here in the middle of the forest."

"Great…." Tsuna sighed. "This is perfect…"

"Tsuna.. Who is this?" Giotto asked.

"This is my friend! His name is Gokudera Hayato." Tsuna answered. He didn't mention anything about Vongola so Hayato got a hint not to mention anything about it.

"Hello Primo. I am Tsuna's right hand man since he saved me!" He proudly said.

Asari and Giotto smiled. Hayato reminded them of G when he acted like a puppy to Giotto. Of course he still does but he changed a bit. (And Giotto wishes the puppy not a wolf)

"C-can Hayato stay here too?" Tsuna asked. He was holding Hayato's hand.

Giotto nodded and escorted the 2 kids inside. "HEY G~!" Giotto yelled. "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID A ONE NIGHT STAND!" He yelled even louder.

"THE F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" G yelled back.

Giotto pointed to Hayato, who felt like acting along with Giotto to annoy G. "PAPA!" He cried out.

"Nufufufu…" Daemon laughed. "G never did I think you would do that…"

"I will arrest you for having a one night stand and a child." Added Alaude who had a pair of handcuffs spinning on his right hand.

Knuckle sighed. "God will be upset if you don't take are of him."

"Yare Yare, really G?" commented Lampo.

Asari just laughed along. Tsuna giggled and G… Well he was shocked. "I DID NOT HAVE ONE NIGHT STAND! And also WHERE DID YOU FIND THE BRAT?"

"Outside looking for you." Asari replied cheerfully holding back G from punching a certain Melon.

"Be ready to be in jail."

"Nufufufu… This is interesting."

"This is going to be fun."

"God will be still sad…"

"Papa!"

"G-nii… pfft…"

"G did you really believe Giotto and me?" asked Hayato while he was trying to fix his oversized red shirt.

"Uh… You look like me?" G replied.

Hayato laughed out loud. "The reason why I came here was to find Tsuna-sama! Not you! You're not my dad, moron! Ppffft… My dad is still alive- I think?"

"GIOTTO!" G raged getting out of Asari's grip. "I'm going to fucken kill you!

"HAHAHAHAHAAAaa!" Giotto ran around laughing his head off with Hayato.

"Haha." Tsuna laughed with the rest of the group seeing Giotto and Hayato was far from the raging G.

TBC….. I have no clue how I type all this with a killing wrist….

Next Chapter: Hayato came! What will he tell Primo and his guardians? Will he say "Hi guys I'm the Storm guardian, and Tsuna-sama is Decimo. No I am not lying" Nah.. To simple…

"I See a U.M.A!" yelled G and Hayato. *Glare*

"Hayato…. Please stop!" begged Tsuna.