Replacement

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Space Ghost retells a tale of yarn to several members of the Justice League about yet another one of his many unfortunate plights, in which he and Moltar have been left to rot on the Ghost Planet. Space Ghost decides to find a new replacement for Zorak, who bailed for the recently revived Cartoon Planet.

3. Chapter 3

Wonder Woman farted loudly, her thunderous tuba toot shaking the studio as she fanned the air with her right hand, her left hand on her hip. "Sorry about that. I just had to get it out, and you weren't paying attention."

"Huh?" Space Ghost remarked as he was looking through a book that complied info on all of his cartoon shorts.

Wonder Woman farted again after placing her hands on her hips, shaking her head. "Man, I am just full of gas today. I'm glad the others aren't around for this."

Space Ghost blinked as he tapped his blue card impatiently. "So... that was, my 60's show, ladies and gentlemen!"

Space Ghost, nobody is watching this crap," Moltar commented.

Space Ghost spat out his coffee in disgust. "What do you mean, no one is watching? We got plenty of watchers! There's at least sixteen people viewing this, and one person favorited it!"

Moltar sighed as he shook his head. "That's pretty embarrassing."

"It is not!" Space Ghost yelled out angrily as he harshly slammed his right fist on his desk, causing it to catch on fire.

The Zoroark in the prison pod was tearing it apart, causing Space Ghost to notice.

"No! Bad replacement!" Space Ghost shouted as he fired his Destructo Ray at Zoroark, causing it to faint.

Moltar groaned as he shifted his lever up. "Well, nice going pinhead!" He angrily called out.

"Who you callin' pinhead?" Space Ghost rebutted, his head literally shaped like a pinhead, with some cowboy bluegrass music playing in the background.

Moltar shook his head. "You, idiot! Now you killed the replacement!"

Space Ghost laughed as he placed his hands on his hips. "Oh Moltar, I didn't kill him. I fainted him." He looked at Zoroark, then back at Moltar and smiled, his teeth shining. "See?"

Moltar groaned as he left the control room. "I'm getting a donut."

"...you do know that this is being recorded, right?" Space Ghost pointed out as he caught on to Wonder Woman farting during the entire thing.

"We were?" Wonder Woman remarked in shock as she groaned, letting out a brassy deep pitched tuba like fart as she planted her right face on her face. "Goddamn it, the boys are gonna be mocking me for months on end..."