Previously on Roy's Stupid Road Trip Plan…

The men used the gold plated elevator and lead the bell boys to the front desk to get a room. "Fullmetal, promise me that you keep your mouth shut when we get to the front desk. Got it?" Mustang pointed at Ed's chest. "Yes sir! I'll be loyal for the beer. "Very good, Fullmetal. Now let's go get a room."

When they got to the front desk, Mustang ringed the bell. A Familiar woman answered them.

Chapter 3: To the casino! AWAY!!!

"Good day! How may I help you?" Said the familiar-looking woman. "ROSE?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN LAS VEGAS?!?!?" Everybody shrieked n surprise. "Oh! Its you guys! I didn't expect you people to be staying here! How are you guys!" Yes, the woman was, in fact, Rose from Lior. Edward pushed mustang away to talk to Rose. "Rose! What are you doing in Las Vegas? And how have you been lately?" Edward was grinning his best one and waved at Rose. "Oh! I'm fine thank you! I'm here because the people in Lior have been acting very strangely. They've been very dull and sad. So I decided to go look for a place with bright colors and excitement. That's why I ended up being in this place. So I could go and see the happy people passing by in this hotel." Rose smiled once more. "Ok! That's great Rose! How are the people in—"Mustang but into Rose and Edward's conversation. "Um…Excuse me but we need to get two rooms as soon as possible." Mustang smiled at her and pats Edward's head while he grunts. "Oh yes! Let me book you into rooms…345 and 346. Enjoy your stay!" Rose smiled sweetly as she held out the keys for the hotel rooms. "Thank you very much, Rose! I'll talk to you some other time!" Edward said while walking towards the elevator with Mustang and his other friends (Ed was obviously bushing while he said this).

Edward Elric always had a think for liking tan girls like Rose. But he didn't like talking about how he felt about girls; he wasn't very good at hiding it either. "Hey Edward, who was that girl back there? Is she a girlfriend we need to know about? Or maybe an ex-girlfriend?" Havoc said while laughing at his own words. "HEY!!! Didn't I tell you guys that I didn't want any girlfriends?!?! Rose is just a simple girl who I met in Lior! Now shut up about that girlfriend crap!!!" Edward lost his temper once again (Luckily, they were the only ones on the elevator). "Well, if it's not true, why get mad?" Breda raised an eyebrow. Edward grunted as they left the elevator.

"Alright! We're here! Now who wants to stay in room 345?" Mustang asked as he held up the keys to the room. Edward and Alphonse grabbed the keys and banged the door as soon as they both got in without question. "Ok…What's up with those two?" Havoc stared at the door for a while… "Ok! Let's get in our room." Mustang said with a freaked smile. The three men got inside and closed the door behind them and making sure nobody was following them.

"So, are you guys ready to ditch those kids when they fall asleep and?? I wanna go to the casino already!!!" Havoc said impatiently. "Be Patient, Jean! And we're not gonna ditch the kids! We're gonna bring them with us!" Mustang said as he unpacks his stuff. "OH NO! I've got nothing to wear to g to the casino!!!" Breda panicked. "Calm down, Heymans! We're gonna get you a tux as soon as we have finished unpacking!" Mustang yelled. "Speaking of which, where are we gonna get those stuff?" Havoc asked.

In the other room, Edward, was obviously eavesdropping. "Looks like the assholes are planning to go to the casino! Wanna come, Al?" Edward had a suspicious smile. "Brother! What do you suppose we do there??" Alphonse said while he helps his brother unpack. "Score some chicks, Al! What do you think?!?" Edward looked back at his brother. "But brother, I thought you didn't like girls!" Alphonse raised an eyebrow. "C'mon, Al! What do you think would happen if I told Mustang and the others if I told them the truth?!?!" Edward said waving his arms up and down. "BUT BROTHER!!! YOU LIED!!! AND YOU HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH! And who knows, maybe they could give you some tips to score a girlfriend!" Alphonse folded his arms. "What's up with all the noise?!?!?!" Mustang and his subordinates breezed into the room.

"Um...nothing, Mustang." Edward said while scratching his head. "GREAT TIMIG, SIR!" Alphonse ran in between Mustang and Edward. "Ed and I were just talking about something he wants to tell you!" "I didn't want to tell him anything, my dearest brother!" Edward said while elbowing Alphonse with a nervous grin. "C'mon brother! You have to tell them or it'll be in your conscience forever!" Alphonse was, once again, waving his arms up and down. "Alright!" Edward tried hard to stop the argument. "Fullmetal! What are you talking about?!?!" Mustang got annoyed. "Um… Sir, I wanna go with you to the casino later." Edward grunted. "Um… Alright, Fullmetal. But promise me you'll keep your mouth shut! And no unnecessary side comments!!! Got it?" Mustang said poking Ed's chest. "Alright! You've got a deal, Mustang!" Edward grinned and held out his arm hoping that Mustang would shake it. "Not today, Fullmetal, but someday." Mustang looked away and walked back to his room with his subordinates.

After a few hours, Mustang sneaked up to the sleeping Havoc and Breda. "WAKE UP YOU IDIOTS!!!" He said. Mustang was the only one dressed up in a tux, while Havoc and Breda were wearing their casual clothes. "What is wrong with you, Roy?!?!" Havoc said with a yawn. "I was having a really cool dream about bologna sandwiches…" Breda got up too. "Don't you guys want to go to the Casino!?!?!" Mustang said waving his arms up and down (Why is everyone waving their arms up and down?). "Oh right! I forgot! Let's get moving!" Breda and Havoc got out of their beds and dressed up as quickly as possible ( Breda was actually kinda slow because of his fat!). "Hurry up! I still have to wake Fullmetal and Alphonse up!" Mustang got impatient. "Wake them up already!!!" Havoc said while pulling up his pants. "Ok! But don't leave this room!" Mustang left to wake up Edward and his brother.

"FULLMETAL! Wake up and get your ass moving! We're going to the casino!" Mustang said and hit Edward's face with a pillow. "Winry! Can't you wait till the bill gets here?!?!" Edward said half asleep. "What? Fullmetal, I'm not Winry! I'm your Superior Officer! Now get up!" Mustang was getting really annoyed now. "What! Oh! Sorry, Mustang! I was having a dream about Winry and I going on a—NEVERMIND!" Edward grinned. "Colonel Mustang, sir! Are we going to the casino already?" Alphonse said in a high voice as usual. "Yeah. We're going to the casino now. Get Up, Fullmetal!" Mustang was obviously still annoyed. "Alright! Alright!" Edward finally got up and got into his little tux. "Fullmetal, I didn't know you had a tux!" Mustang laughed. "Well, I was kinda saving it for a special occasion." Edward scratched his head. "Ok, sir. I'm ready! Let's go score some—I mean, get some money!!!" Edward said with two thumbs up.

Edward, Alphonse, Mustang, Havoc and Breda Left their hotel rooms and walked to the casino (instead of using the car). "Mustang! Why are we walking again?!?!" Edward made a complaint. "Because the casino is INSIDE THE HOTEL, dipwad!" Mustang got annoyed again. "So…What do we do when we get there?" Alphonse asked. "There are lots of things to do there, Alphonse! It's just like a county fair! But more luxurious!" Breda elbowed Alphonse. "Ok, Mustang! Tell me now how I could get a girl?" Edward finally let the cat out of the bag. "Oho, Fullmetal! Now you ask me!" Mustang laughed. "C'mon, sir! You could at least give me some credit for admitting the truth!" Edward knelt down and begged Mustang. "Alright, Fullmetal. I'll give you some tips. Just follow my lead." Mustang got so cocky by then.

When the five men got to the casino, they were overjoyed. "WOW! It's been a long time since I've been in a casino!" Havoc jumped with joy. "I feel so complete! The food! The money! The women! They're all here!" Mustang joined Havoc. "Cool. I'd never thought it would be this big…" Edward said without any emotion. "Brother! This place looks fantastic!" Alphonse said looking around with amusement. "Alright everyone, exactly at 12:00 midnight, we all have to meet here. Right at this spot. Now let's go and get some business done!" Mustang said as he walked away to a slot machine. "I'm gonna go and get some food!" Breda walked away too. "I'm gonna go follow Roy!" Havoc, unlike the others, skipped away.

Edward an Alphonse sat in a table and did nothing. Shortly after that, there was something that caught Edward's eye. It was a girl as tall (or as short) as he was and looked sixteen too. She had emerald green eyes, and long brown hair. She wasn't very fancy nor was she plain. She looked like the perfect girl for Edward. 'How am I supposed to get to her?' Edward thought. He was never even given any tips by Mustang yet! Edward was very nervous now. He couldn't take his eyes off that girl (which was very unusual for Edward right now). 'Should I ask her out?' He thought once more. 'I'm sick and tired of this! I'll go ask her out!' He rubbed his hands together. "What's the matter brother?" Alphonse asked his suspicious looking brother. "Do you see that girl over there? Green eyes, brown hair?" Ed said pointing at the girl. "Yes, brother. I see her." Alphonse said. "Well, I'm gonna try to ask her out. Do you think that would be a good idea?" Edward asked. "Well, brother, I think you should go for it!" Alphonse encouraged his brother.

Edward stood up and walked towards her. "Hello Miss, may I have your name? I just can't take my eyes off you!"

The girl smiled back at Edward and said…

What awaits our little Edward Elric in our coming chapters? Find out on Chapter 4 of Roy's Stupid Road Trip Plan…