Okay so, people are wanting Jewfro's blog, and here it is.
Disclaimer: I do not own Jacob, but I do own his actions and his words in this blog.
To my dearest and faithful readers and viewers, it is I, Jacob, your man to everything and anything going on at WMHS. It has come to my attention that a certain doey eyed blonde cheerio has been attacked. And do you know what? The slutty dumb blonde got what she deserved. Those snobby cheerios walk around school with poles stuck up their arses as if they own the place. Well, it's about time one of them got knocked of their high horse and got what they deserve! Maybe the others will follow as well?
Brittany, Brittany, Brittany. She was beautiful wasn't she? Oh wait, I should say is beautiful, because she's not dead. My sources say that, wait for it boys, she was beautiful without any clothes on. What a pity I didn't get to see, does anyone have photos? I wouldn't mind getting me some Berry action however, I mean damn, have you seen those legs? I wouldn't mind having them wrapped around my waist.
Also according to my sources, they liked it when they sat on top of her and continuous punched her in the face and then they watched her squirm and bleed, then undressed her, took photos then you wanna know what happened?... Well to bad you can't, that's for me and my sources to know and for you to never find out.
What I want to know is that are the cheerios going to do without their Brittany? Or should I say, what's Coach Sylvester going to do? That girl, I gotta say, may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she's pretty fine. You're all wondering who did it? Well, let me tell you this...;
You're never going to find out. This person's smart, and he is strong, boy is he strong. Now, onto another order of business, it turns out, Miss Santana Lopez, broke down at the sight of her best friend, it also said that she tried to kill herself? I wonder if that is true?
A Miss Fabray is going out with the new boy Sam, we got a blonde couple, she's hot and he's.. a Jockey. Then there's Miss Berry and Mr Hudson, they're still together. Oh how I wish she was mine, I would rock her world, if you know what I mean.
Anyways, that is all for now my lovely readers, let me leave this to you;
Who do YOU think attacked Brittany? A jock? A teacher? A student?
So there you go guys, here's Jacobs's blog, answer his question in your review