Last time…Bryan labeled his new group as the Poke'squad much to the dismay of the others who made it clear they were not his friends. Ashley caught her first poke'mon, or technically Pikachu caught her first poke'mon, Carvanha and then won her first battle against Bryan with her attack-less Magikarp. But she wasn't the only one who got to have some fun. Radeg, the mysterious man who used some sort of hypnosis move to put his new friends to sleep earlier, got to bang Ashley! And boy was that hot. Now the poke'squad finds themselves being charged at by an angry Rhyhorn!

"Ahhhhhh!" Bryman, Ashley, Silverchu, and Radeg hold on to each other for dear life while Pikachu remained asleep in Ashley's bag.

"Wait a second. I forgot I have poke'mon." Radeg wiggles out of the fear-clamp his companions have on him and calls out his poke'mon.

Tropius, the fruit poke'mon comes out and stands its ground as the Rhyhorn comes at them.

Ashley uses her poke'dex to gather info on it.

Dexter: Because it continually ate only its favorite fruit, the fruit started growing around its neck.

"That is so stupid and scientifically impossible." Ashley says, putting her poke'dex away.

Rhyhorn rams into Tropius, knocking it against a tree.

Ashley gasps.

"Tropius, use blessed fruit!" Radeg calls.

Tropius uses blessed fruit and stands back up to face the rhino-like poke'mon.

"What did that do?" Ashley asks.

"It's like recover, only gayer." Radeg explains.

Rhyhorn charges for Tropius again.

"Use fly!" Radeg orders.

Tropius flies into the air to avoid the collision. Rhyhorn runs right into the tree. Tropius comes back down and tackles Rhyhorn.

"Good job. Now use solarbeam!" Radeg shouts.

Tropius takes in sunlight to charge for its attack.

Rhyhorn turns around and eyes the charging poke'mon, and charges at it physically.

The suspense builds as Bryman, Silverchu, Ashley, and Radeg watch with fear as Rhyhorn charges.

Then finally Tropius fires its solarbeam at the attacking poke'mon, blasting it against a tree, and knocking it out.

Episode 3:

More Than One Conflict

"All right!" Radeg exclaims happily "now to catch it. poke'ball-"

Bryman beats him to the punch and throws his own poke'ball at the defeated poke'mon, catching it. "I did it. whoo-hoo!" he dances in celebration.

"Hey that's mine!" Radeg takes Bryan by the shirt.

"Okay it's yours." Bryan hands him the ball.

"Thank you." Radeg stuffs the ball into his bag. "You need to battle and catch your own poke'mon, Bryman."

"But it's hard." Bryan kicks the ground.

"Then why would you become a poke'mon trainer?" he asks.

"My parents made me." Bryan claims.

Silverchu rolls his eyes.

Radeg sighs "I need to heal my poke'mon."

"Look over there. It's a poke'mart." Ashley points at a small convenient poke'mart store located in the middle of the forest, which the squad approaches and walks into.

"Heyy we need some potions and stuff." Bryan says after walking inside.

"I'm sorry kids." A middle aged guy behind the counter says "but a gang of thieves just came by and stole everything. If I don't get recover the missing property I'll go out of business." He lowers his head with a frown.

"That's a shame. Well see ya at the welfare office." Bryan turns around to walk out.

"Wait, Bryman." Radeg puts a hand on his shoulder "Maybe we could help?"

"We don't have time for crap like this." Bryan crosses his arms.

"I have an idea…" Radeg turns to the store employee "if we help get back all the stolen goods could we get some free merchandise?"

"No. Just go do the right thing and get back my goods you hear?" the guy says.

The poke'squad walks out of the store.

"What an ass." Ashley says.

"Thank you. It won class ass of 2008." Bryan says with a grin.

"I wasn't talking about your ass. I was talking about that poke'mart jerk." Ashley explains.

"This sucks. It could be days before we get to the nearest poke'mon center." Radeg says.

"I'm starving." Ashley holds her stomach.

"I'm horny." Radeg holds his crotch. "Hey I know. There's a way to solve both our problems. You see…you have a mouth and…"

"Not now, Radeg." Ashley says, completely focused on her rumbling tummy.

"Well I'm all out of granola bars." Radeg checks his bag. "We could hunt for Farfetch'd though…"

"That sounds kind of farfetched to me." Ashley makes a gag face.

"They taste great though. I make a great Farfetch'd stew. Are you guys in?" Radeg asks.

"Fuck yeah I love the taste of that wild duck poke'mon. And he's hilarious in those Aflac commercials." Bryan says.

Ashley sighs "I guess. But how do we find one?"

"Leave it to me. Go Houndour." Radeg calls out his canine poke'mon.

The poke'mon growls.

"Houndour we need you to find us a Farfetch'd to eat. Go seek one out boy and bring it back to us." Radeg orders.

Houndour howls and runs off to prey on their lunch.

"Hey I'll trade you my Diglett for that thing." Bryan offers.

"Fuck no." Radeg replies.

An hour later…

Houndour shows back up with a dead Farfetch'd in his mouth and drops it in front of them. Blood gushes out of its neck.

"Ew gross." Ashley gags.

"All right let's eat." Bryan takes a fork out of his pocket to stick into the dead poke'mon.

"No you moron." Radeg smacks Bryan's hand away. "I need to cook it."

Awhile later Radeg has prepared a delicious smelling Farfetched stew which he passes out bowls to his companions. "Eat up."

"You can really taste the twig." Bryan says, gobbling it down.

Pikachu and Silverchu munch on some nuts and berries they found in the area.

Houndour chews on a Farfetch'd foot.

Unfortunately for them the smell of their food was attracting some unwanted guests.

"Prepare for trouble."

"And make that double."

"Huh?" the poke'squad looks around for the source of the voices.

"Pika. Pi." Pikachu smacks his face, knowing what's to come.

"To protect the world from devastation."

"To unite all people's within our nation."

"To denounce the evils of truth and love."

"To extend our reach to the stars above."

"Jessie." Jessie steps out into view from behind a tree.

"James." James does the same.

"Team rocket blast off at the speed of light."

"Surrender now or prepare to fight."

A Skitty also jumps out from behind a tree "Skitty! That's right!"

The poke'squad continues to eat, while keeping their eyes on team rocket. "Dinner and a show. This is cool." Bryan says.

"The only thing we're showing you is our poke'mon which we'll use to take your food." Jessie says.

"Hey this is our food. Go out and get your own." Bryan says.

"They can have a foot if they want." Radeg picks a foot off the ground but Houndour grabs it with his mouth and growls at his master. "Sorry…"

"What's with the costume?" Jessie asks, looking at Bryan.

"Fuck the Lakers?" James reads Bryan's shirt.

"Yeah that's right fuck them!" Bryan shouts.

"Are you supposed to be a super hero or something?" the talking Skitty asks.

"I am the powerful protector of food, Bry-man!" he shouts.

Jessie, James, and Skitty laugh.

"Don't laugh at me! I'll defeat all of you. Go Diggy!" Bryman calls out Diglett.

"Dig?" it looks up at team rocket.

Jessie, James, and Skitty laugh even louder.

"Thanks for the show, Bryman." James says.

"I think the show you put on is worth more than the food. We'll be going now." Jessie adds.

"We gotta get all these stolen poke'mart items to our new illegal poke'mart to sell." Skitty reveals and they get into their Meowth hot air balloon and float off.

"So they're the ones who stole everything." Ashley realizes.

"Duh." Radeg says.

"I wanna track them down and make them pay for making fun of me." Bryan whines.

"Let's go catch em." Radeg calls out Tropius and gets on its back.

"What about us?" Ashley asks.

"Hang on to my Golbat." Radeg calls out Golbat.

Ashley points Dexter at it.

Dexter: Golbat, the bat poke'mon. It sneaks up silently on its prey and attacks it from behind, sometimes killing it with one bite.

"It's kind of scary." Ashley comments.

"Pussy." Bryan teases.

"Fuck you." Ashley gets on to Golbat with Pikachu in her bag and flies away with Radeg and Tropius after team rocket.

"Hey what about me?" Bryan shouts and notices Houndour running after them and decides to follow with Silverchu.

Team Rocket lands their balloon in a small clearing to check their stolen goods.

"Potion, super potion, revive, repel, poke'flute, escape rope, charcoal, poke'balls…we got everything." Skitty says, sifting through the contents of the bag.

"And we'll make a fortune with it all." Jessie says.

"I can't believe how successful we've become since that twerp retired from his poke'mon journey." James says.

"Not to mention we're enjoying our longest blast off drought ever." Jessie adds.

"Hey team rocket!" a male's voice startles them.

"Huh?"

"Give us the loot." Radeg says landing with Tropius.

"This is our loot. Go out and get your own." James tells him.

Golbat lands beside them with Ashley on its back. "Give up the loot."

"I already said that, Ashley." Radeg tells her.

"Mind your own business." Jessie says. "Go Golbat!" she calls out her bat poke'mon.

"Hey cool you guys have the same poke'mon." Ashley observes.

"How cute." Jessie says sarcastically "Golbat use leech life."

Golbat uses leech life on Radeg's golbat.

"Wing attack!" he orders.

The two Golbats get into a wrestling type of match with one another.

"Go Vileplume." James calls out his flower poke'mon. "Use petal whirlwind on that banana chin poke'mon."

"Vile." Vileplume uses the attack on Tropius.

"Use fly, Tropius." Radeg orders.

Tropius flies around Vileplume and tackles it.

"I want in on this." Ashley says "Go!" she throws a poke'ball.

Out comes Magikarp "Karp karp."

"How dare you mock me." James says, boiling with rage. "Vileplume mega drain that fish!" he yells.

"Plume." Vileplume drains Magikarp's hit points, knocking it out.

Ashley sighs "Damn you mom." She returns her poke'mon.

Pikachu covers his mouth with his paw, trying to hide his laughter.

The battle raged on, leaving Radeg's Golbat and Tropius knocked out. He returns his poke'mon.

"Ha. Looks like we're the winners." Jessie says happily.

"I don't think so. It's your turn Drapion." Radeg calls out the strongest poke'mon in his party.

"What's that?" James asks.

"Drapion, mega impact now!" Radeg shouts.

Drapion smashes into Vileplume, Golbat, Skitty, Jessie, and James sending them flying off into the sky.

"Great. It looks like our drought is over." Jessie sighs.

"It was a good run." James follows.

"Looks like team rocket is finally blasting off again!" they shout.

"Wow, Radeg. You have some really cool poke'mon." Ashley compliments him, followed by a kiss on the cheek.

"Yeah I'm pretty bad ass." He chuckles "I haven't been in a battle in so long. It feels good." He takes a deep breath.

"Heyyy!" Bryan finally shows up at the scene, running over, trailing Houndour with Silverchu. "What I miss?"

"We defeated team rocket." Ashley proudly tells him.

"Good. Less work for me." Bryan wipes his forehead.

"Check it out. They left all their stolen goods behind." Radeg points to the balloon where a bag of items were.

"Let's stock up!" Bryan shouts.

The trio stocks up and splits the items amongst the three of them, reviving and healing their injured and knocked out poke'mon.

"We have enough poke'shit to last us for months." Bryan says happily.

"Are we kick ass or what?" Radeg asks with a smile.

"Let's find out." Bryan takes out his magic 8 ball and shakes it: Most likely. "Hell yeah we are! Give it here!" he high fives Radeg, Silverchu, and Ashley in that order.

"We should get going. It's getting dark. The rocky canyon isn't too far from here and it would be nice to set up camp there away from the hidden dangers of the forest." Radeg says, gathering his belongings.

"Hey is everything okay over here?" a male's voice asks. Appearing from the thick brush is Bryan's proclaimed 'rival' on his bicycle.

"We're okay." Ashley answers him.

"You!" Bryman runs over to him "you asshole!"

"Do I know you?" Red asks, not recognizing Bryan under his mask and jersey.

"Psh. Not so fast dick face. You can't beat me at a poke'mon battle." Bryman says.

"Uhh. Okay. I'll battle you I guess." Red gets off his bike and gets into battle mode.

To be continued…

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