As promised, here's a longer, better chapter. Please do enjoy! Also, R&R!
Chapter 3: For The Guys, A Promising Thrill & For The Girls, A Powerful Threat
We now join Snake on his evil plot in the cab…
Driver: Here we are! 5979 Penitentiary.
Snake: Excellent! Wait here. I'll be back.
Driver: It better not take that long this time.
Snake: Don't worry! MWAHA! It won't! Chef walks up to the warden at the penitentiary… Um, hello.
Warden: What you want?
Snake: Do you have a… Duncan, green hair, skull shirt?
Warden: Yes, why?
Snake: Well can you just give him this letter at about 8:00 a.m.?
Warden: Sure thing.
Snake: Cool! Bye! He hops back into the cab… Okay driver, take me to… 49 Jackal Drive (Trent's House)
Driver (little pissed off): Fine.
About 10 minutes later, it's 2:30 a.m.…
Driver: Here we are! You done yet?
Snake: Just a couple more spots. Hang tight!
Driver: OK!
Snake goes up to Trent's door and hangs a letter, like Duncan's letter, onto it…
Snake: Gets back into cab… Now, take me to… 900 Wafer Boulevard (Owen's House)
Driver: Would it kill you to say PLEASE!?
Snake: Fine. PLEASSSEEE… take me to 900 Wafer Boulevard
Driver: You got it!
About 26 minutes later…
Snake: Almost done!
Driver: What is it you are doing?
Snake: You GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
Driver (fearful): Uh, nnnn, no.
Snake: Good! I'll just be a minute.
He hangs a similar letter onto Owen's door…
Snake: Finally, take me to… 769 Eccentric Way (Geoff's House)
Driver: Ahem!
Snake: sigh PLEASE!?
Driver: I'll get you there.
At 3:18, 22 minutes later, they arrived…
Driver: Is this the last stop?!
Snake: Yes, this is.
Driver: Good! That'll be $196.73.
Snake: Yeah, about that… (holds gun to cabby's head) You are going to not get any money and never, EVER, speak of this again.
Driver: Uuhh, uum… (reaches for gun in glove compartment)
Snake: STOP THAT! (shoots at arm, misses but gives him big warning)
Driver: Okay, okay, not a word.
Snake: Good. Now… GET OUTTA THE CAR!
Driver: Wha… What?!
Snake: GET… OUT!
Driver: Okay, okay, I'm getting out.
Snake: Now, I suggest you… RUN! (fires two shots at feet)
Driver: AAHHHHH! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! (Runs off into the distance)
Snake: Okay, get back to the task. Don't wake the people. Places letter on Geoff's door… Now time for phases 3 AND 4 to unfold. MWAHAHAHA!!!! (drives off)
About 5 hours later, at 8:00 a.m., at Duncan's Penitentiary…
Warden: Hey, maggot?
Duncan: Yeah, yeah, what, it's my day off today, isn't it?!
Warden: I know. Got a letter for ya.
Duncan opens a letter that reads…
Dear Subscriber,
We appreciate you subscribing to our magazine, BLADE, featuring all the cool knives and blades available for purchase and display. On August 19, we at BLADE are coming down to Ricotta Park for some demonstrations of the various blades we possess. Also, we will be holding a special raffle for 3 of the most rarest knives in the world. Come on down for this one-day, more importantly, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
-BLADE
Duncan: Oh! My! God! I cannot believe I get to see some of the most rarest knives and blades in person. Wait! August 19th?! That's today! Well, thank God today's my monthly day off.
Duncan heads over to Ricotta Park on foot. Meanwhile, at Trent's house…
Trent's Mom: Hey honey, there was this letter on the door and its addressed to you.
Trent: Really? Opens letter…
Aspiring Musicians,
How would you feel about meeting some real musicians?! Well on August 19th, come on down to Ricotta Park! You'll get the chance to meet metal band, The Ghouls, and rock n roll veterans, The Vagabonds. Also, you'll get the chance to win some brand new musical equipment, like amps and drums, signed by all the bands. Come on down!
Trent: Wow! That's awesome! Wait… TODAY is August 19th. Hey mom, can I go to this event at Ricotta Park?
Trent's Mom: Well sure but weren't you going to spend the day with your girlfriend?
Trent: Yeah, but this is an awesome opportunity. I'll tell Gwen the news on the phone.
Trent's mom: Okay Trent. Bye!
Trent gets in his car and heads off. Meanwhile at Owen's house…
Owen's Dad: Hey Owen. You got mail!
Owen: Oh boy. Thanks dad.
Opens letter…
Hot Dog Eating Contest!
When: August 19th
Where: Ricotta Park
Prize: $1000
Only come if you are participating!
Owen: Oh, boy. Hey dad, can I go to Ricotta Park?
Owen's Dad: Sure Owen. Have fun.
Owen: Thanks! I will. See ya! Ooh, I better call Izzy and have her co… Wait, only competitors can come. Oh well, I better tell her what's happening.
Owen takes off as he calls Izzy. At Geoff's crib…
Ethan (Geoff's Brother): Yo, Geoff. There's a note for you!
Geoff: Thanks man! Opens letter…
PARTY AT RICOTTA PARK
One of the biggest parties of the year is taking place at Ricotta Park on August 19th. Starts at 10:00 a.m. AND ends whenever you want it to end. Come on by for the biggest party of the year.
Geoff: AWESOME! I got to call Bridge and tell her about the party.
Dials phone… Hey, it's Bridgette. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
Geoff: Huh. Must still be sleeping. I can't blame her. There's only two more weeks of summer time before school starts again. I'll call her back later. I gotta get to that party.
Geoff leaves his house…
Me again! Now, in case you are wondering, Ricotta Park is an abandoned park in Canada or at least it has been for five years. Nobody goes there anymore. Snake knew this and wrote all his letters in prison as he got ready to escape. The area is located about two and a half hours outside everyone's house…
At about 10:30 a.m., all the boys started to arrive…
Duncan: Trent?
Trent: Owen?
Owen: Geoff?
Geoff: Duncan?
ALL: What are you doing here?
Duncan: I'm here for the BLADE display.
Trent: What display? I'm here for all the musicians.
Owen: There's supposed to be a hot dog eating contest here.
Geoff: Dudes, you heard about the party.
The Three: What party?
Geoff: The one taking place here?
Duncan: Something doesn't feel right.
Owen: Yeah, where are the hot dogs?
Duncan: No, the situation is all wrong.
Suddenly, all four were caught in a rope trap…
Owen: AAAHHHHH!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Trent: What's going on here?
Snake: HE HE HE! I got you now!
ALL: Chef Hatchet!
Snake: Not anymore. My name is… SNAKE Hatchet.
Geoff: You got out of jail?
Snake: That's right, and now you all are in my trap.
Duncan: What do you plan to do with us?
Snake: Since you had to save your girlfriends from being my mind-puppets, I'll just have to use you boys as my mind-puppets.
Trent: You don't mean?!
Snake holds out some of the bracelets…
Snake: These are the devices that made those girls treat me and Chris like kings, and soon, I'm going to feel like one again.
Owen: You monster!
Trent: You won't get away with this.
Snake: We'll see about that. Right now, your girlfriends should be receiving my other letter I sent out.
Geoff: Other letter?
Snake: Yep, a threat stating that unless they came down here to save their boyfriends, I would use my bracelets to force you to serve me AND turn you into criminals, stealing everything in sight.
Me again! I decided that I did not want to bore you with stories of Snake going to the girls' houses and leaving threats so I decided to sum it up here. Snake's Phase 3 was putting a threat note on all the girls' doors. Also, just in case, Snake went into the girls' houses and set their alarms from whatever they were to 11:00 a.m., enough time for Snake to trap the boys. Phase 4 was having the entire scene fall into alignment. This next scene is not just from the POV of Bridgette, but the POV of all the girls…
At Bridgette's house, at 11:00 a.m., twenty minutes after Snake trapped the boys…
Bridgette's mom: Bridgette, you awake?
Bridgette: Yeah, how come?
Bridgette's mom: Come quick. You're on the TV.
Bridgette: What?
Bridgette ran downstairs to the TV, which was turned to CNFN (Canadian Network For News)
Big Criminal 'Chef Snake Hatchet' has broken out of jail. The criminal, most known for his role in the popular Canadian series Total Drama Island, where twenty-two teens, seen here, competed for eight weeks at a summer camp for $100,000, was arrested for his role in an act of slavery. Twelve people, seen here, helped put him and his partner-in-crime, host of Total Drama Island, Chris Maclean, in jail about five days ago. Currently, the criminal is at large…
Bridgette: Oh! My! God!
Bridgette's mom: Hey honey, by the way, there was a letter on the door. Here!
Bridgette opened the letter…
Foolish girl!
Chef Snake Hatchet here! I have broken out of jail! Also, I have your boyfriend here. If you ever want to see him again, you must come down to Ricotta Park. If you do not come to save your boy by the end of the day, they will become what I turned you into a mere week ago, a mindless slave. Only this time, they will do more than pamper me. I will use them to commit crimes in the country of Canada. Jewels, Money, all of it will be mine. Unless you find a way to stop them, and me. HA HA HA!
Chef has the boys! Will the boys survive? Will the girls come to their aid? Will there be some cool fight scenes down the line? All these and more coming up in Chapter 4.
Here's a longer chapter, like I promised. Hope you guys had, or are still having, a good holiday break. I still have one more week off before school. 2008 is going away (Thank God). 2009 is coming! New Total Drama… series. New President. And much more to come!