Thank you for reading, it's impressive to be aware of how many people read my ramblings and from so many countries.

I'm finally getting the idea how strange is my english so if anyone is intrested to be my beta contact me. I did have a look in database but there has been so many that I didn't know how to choose from them. In the end it just scared me.( Also if you're suffering too much from my english )

I'm not kind of light person so writing something light with humor and romance is quite abstract to me. I'm trying.

I had a look and my bank account still doesn't show all those millions so that means tha SM still got a rights on twilight.

Chapter 3

That rarely happened to her. Being suprised. And certainly that never happened when she needed to keep herself together. Noone knew her real

name except family and friends. And the moment she understood that it wasn't this retired third class pick-up artist who called her name but

someone she knew:

- So I guess not, that name doesn't sound familiar to me.

His answer finally got to her perplexed mind and cleared it instantly.

- Lucky me. So now I can pressume that you won't be continuing this ridiculous seduction because I'm so not interested in pushing wheelchair too

soon.

- But you said that you prefer them older, and also that you had a boyfriend who was much older than me. So stop saying that I'm too old. because

that only thing here that it's getting old.

Now that just wont do. In last few minutes it has been already second time that he caught her by suprise and she stayed without a voice for while,

fortunately for her staying without a voice it was usually short, really short.

- Didn't you just say that you don't know me?

- Lucky me this time, I just remembered, that I have read an interview and that's what I've got now.

- Well unlucky me. What a suprise, you remeber the part that concerns you. Have you ever heard that age is not everything. Unfortunately for you the

part you forgot , he is also brilliant and charming. Which you are not. Obviously. And little advice before you go.

Brush up on your pick-up lines for your next attempt, not only pick-up lines are terrible in general , but to use such old ones is mortifying. Bye and

have a good flight. And now my friend is waiting ...so would you excuse me.

And just like that she left him there to meet this friend of her without any look back. He felt like a fifteen years old rejected by a girl he likes or

perhaps more like angry old man with his ego in shambles, and in the end he had this furious envy to laugh,

because it was actually really hilarious. Decisions, decisions...get her or leave her...

Bella on the other hand didn't quite understand why did she behave this way. Not that it has been any different from her usual feedback with

notorious seducers. But if there was one thing he was right about. His age was perfect for her and he looked really good. Plus he's got this little

something about him she loved in men. Although she was completely aware, that his kind of man doesn't respect women at all. One night or few more

with just basic sex. Poor guy! She felt really sorry for him. He must feel really empty inside without knowing it to run after basic sex all the time

without appreciating it really. Also it would take quite some time, at least six months, but in his case she would probably choose a year and a half as

a option. The thing is she wasn't in the mood for charity work these days. She had already passed through it twice and it's rather long.

In the end it was actually quite entertaining. Her flight should be exteremely long and he won't be that far, so she had to do something about it.

Her PA was right in front of her, but by the time she realized this her nose was alredy right in the middle of hist chest. After two years he didn't learn

that even when she did look at the people it didn't mean she could actually see them. As always when she lived in her world, because from every

moment , some story could be created. Never loosing a minute not to think of some newones.

- Oh, oh , oh so much energy! Do you wanna pass over my body. To ask is enough. And I'm yours.

- That's not funny , - she answered finally …- You are cute but …..

- I know that I'm not your type . But I should inform you, that I'm not that insignifiant and plain as you might think. And there are some girls right

behind. They've been watching me since I came in….

- Oh shut up Nils. Remember I have picked you on the airport and usually I don't talk to anybody on the airport. You should know that . You were cute

and funny and that's why I hired you I insist on "were funny". Because it seems to me lately that it had became the thing of past. But keep the faith

maybe in fifteen years. Because the day I'll start to date boys of your age, means that I consider myself as too old.

….
- No, the only reason you have hired me is to piss off all french candidates. And of course, because I'm too brilliant and scandinavian. Irresistible

mixture for you right?

This little morveux knew it perfectly well. But to annouce contrary was much more fun.

- Or to look at your butt to cheer me up, when I feeel blueeee.

He tried really hard to look shocked but couldn't keep his serious. It became impossible. If there was one thing that he'd really got to understand

after all these years about his boss….She never looked at the butt or any other part of the musculine body, before preliminaries or sex. For her

everything was happening in the head and in the eyes.

- Yes. That's what I thought . For our next trip to US I will sue you for a sexual harassment. I might get some nice money, for less then that.

- Ok! Let's get serious. as much as we're able. Which is never long enough. Now tell me what happened except the fact, that you're already on the

nerves, cause of your fear of planes.

- Wait! Let me have look around. Oops, I have just located the problem. And he is on the same flight as you. What you're gonna do about him .

Little bit surprised that he was getting to know her so well, but too excited to really care at the moment, she had her answer ready:

- No. The perfect question is what, you're gonna do about it?

She popped the question, rather victoriusly. Except he didn't quite catch it yet right way.

- What! You want me to take him down. I'm not paid enough for that kind of work.

But she was too pressed to correct him now:

- No . You're gonna go and buy for me some lesbian porn magazine. Now!

- You are not serious. You wouldn't dare to do that to me.

He had a feeling that he couldn't breathe properly. So he just stood and waited for a miracle. But her face just wasn't changing she didn't laugh. So

no it was not a joke.

- Are you sure, because now when I'm analyzing it, I would rather prefer to take him down.

- Try not to or you'll be also looking for you substitute and not only lesbian magazine.

- I always knew that it's never been going very well in your head. Now at least I'm definetely convinced and as you friend I should warn you

about that. Do something about! You're one crazy lady.

Unfortunately for poor Nils. She was having too much fun already. On one hand the face of Nils totally decomposed was hilarious, but on the other

hand she just couldn't wait for Edward's reaction ( she saw his name on his little suitcase), when he sees her to read that kind of magazine.

Impatiente she pushed him a little:

- Go now!

And with all this circus she didn't even question Nils pressence in the aeroport. Until now. He wasn't suppose to be here.

- Wait! Why are you here? Did you come to announce me something ?

…

- Ok? So you do think rationally from time to time. The impact of your book was lot more important than our previsions. So more interviews and more

shows. I'm coming with you. Don't you remember?

- Wasn't that suppose to be in ten days for Moscow?. Still I don't understand why you are coming with me. I speak english, so you'll be no use.

- So? I'm just gonna sunbath and have a free vacations, first class ticket and a five stars hotel on the beach. I told you . I'm brilliant and you are

getting duped. I'm coming for a simple reason. Reason why you have hired me. To think at you place about such ordinary things.

- Ok I was kidding . Hurry up with a magazine. But please bring it back discreetly, we wouldn't want your potential hook-ups think that you're pig

- I suppose, I rather not let it know to all the aeroport, won't be able to handle this public shame.

She had real trouble not to look at Edward and even more not to laugh, and also she had to avoid by all means, getting him suspicous about

anything. However had quite hard time to wait for it.

By now he probably understood that she won't be travelling alone anymore.

He certainly didn't like it and she was persuaded that he wont consider Nils as a possible rival at all even if they were really together. Too arrogant.

If she was right about him, his next move will happen on the plane in about two hours of flight….. And she was rarely wrong about men thes last few

years. It did her good to leave US after all Jake fiasco. He was the one after all incredible bore in between the sheets and he also had a audacity to

cheat. Today she called it a gift in disguise. Without Jake she wouldn't know men so well and also how great sex could be with someone who knew

what to do. Maybe she should buy him a box of chocolates or something.

But back to Edward this kind of excuse for predators usually won't let go their victims so easily, save this time he had underestimated his victim. But

for how long, only the time will tell.

And Bella simply thouhgt that it would be shame not to make the most of it. Now there was a only one thing she could do. Try not to be discovered by

her stupid behaviour, she's been gawking at him for too long so she'd better got to find something else to do as soon as possible.

And YES her stupid behaviour was getting out of hand – she would be forced to put a sunglasses on. She was getting giddy and impatiente and

simply couldn't stop to look at him so often with very naughty smile on her face.

She could still write or to pass a phonecalls. That will occupy her mind for a while.

morveux _ little snotty kid