The Life and Times of:Young Link Chapter 3: Backbreaking, a super smash brothers fanfic

Yay! No flames! Ish very happy! sings

Once more, you open the door,

And you're here in my heart, and my heart will go on...

You're here.

There's nothing I fear,

And I know that my heart will

Go on...

We'll stay

Forever this way.

You are safe in my heart, and

My heart will go on...

Ok! Done singing! That's very good song.

I DO NOT OWN SSBM, OR THE SIDEWALK, OR THE POOL! JUST ME!

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Susanne writes: I like it

My response is: Yay! Thankies! You are so nice! huggles But what's with the floating M?

It was a bee-utiful day at the Smash Mansion, and everyone who had a sense of fun was in the pool. And where was our young (literally) hero?

"Cannonball!" Right there. Young Link did a cannonball (how'd ya guess...) off the diving board, and hit the water. As he surfaced, Zelda taunted his older self.

"Ha! Try and catch me Link!" Zelda backstroked away in a blue bikini. Young Link snickered, went underwater, and surfaced just as his older self caught Zelda. He tackled Link, and grabbed onto his shorts. Zelda giggled, and made her escape.

"Hey! Mini-Me! Watch it! Let go!" Link yelped. "Huh? Ack! Zelda got away! Nooo!" Link shook off his younger self, only to have his hair pulled. "Hey! Leggo!"

"Nope."

"Mini-Me, let go!"

Young Link smirked. "Nope, never letting go!"

Meanwhile, Pichu got out of the pool and started heading for the bathroom. He heard Pikachu call after him in Pokemon-ish,"Be careful, Pichu! Step on a crack, break a random person's back!"

But it was too late...

Step!

CRACK!

Young Link froze, and started sinking...he couldn't move, somehow. "Mini-Me! MINI-ME!" That was he heard last before going completely under.

"Every-a vertebrae in his-a back is-a broken-a!"

Young Link woke up hearing this. No wonder his back hurt. But...every single vertebrae!

Dr. Mario continued," He'll-a need to-a undergo-a some surgery-a." Young Link's eyes were wide open. Surgery! No! He shut his eyes tight, hoping it was just a dream...but dreams don't hurt, do they? ...

He heard his elder self's voice, full of concern. "How'd it happen, Doc?"

Pichu came running out of nowhere. "Pichu pi! Pichu pi!" Translation-"I stepped on a crack! I stepped on a crack! I'm so sorry!"

Dr. Mario and Adult Link stared at the Pokemon. Young Link hurt too much.

Pichu continued,"Pikachu said,' Step on a crack, break a random person's back!' I'm sorry!" In Pokemon language, of course.

Young Link could barely hear...he was so scared, his eyes held shut so tightly... He began drifting off, then, the pain becoming dull...

LATER, HOWEVER LATER IT IS

Young Link woke up, and sloooowly opened his eyes. The pain was gone. Was it a dream? No. He looked around. He was in Dr. Mario's clinic, heavily bandaged, and there were two people waiting outside: his elder self, and Pichu. It was no dream. But how was it over so fast? He staggered to a sitting position and looked around wide-eyed. The Hylian didn't understand what was going on at all. Then, he spied a third figure waiting outside: Zelda. But, she didn't have magic like that! How in the-?

A figure appeared floating in midair. She was translucent, and wore a white simple dress. Turquoise and purple hair reached down to her knees. She held, in her ghostly hand, a silver quill pen. The figure smiled, and spoke. "I am why you recovered so quickly. My name is Numdenu; I am the authoress of this story. And your tunic's over there." She pointed with her quill, and Young Link saw his tunic neatly folded up on a chair. He turned back around to face the authoress, but saw nothing...

LATER, AGAIN

Young Link was still baffled by the apparition that was the Authoress. He had told the older Link, and Zelda, and Pichu. He recalled what Zelda said: "This is a never-ending story, so she may have needed you to be okay for the next chapter." The next chapter... The Hylian was feeling great. He couldn't wait...perhaps he'd see the Authoress Apparition again...

Ha! Bet you never saw me coming! Hahaha! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA! Will Young Link see me again? I wonder...if you want the next chapter, I want you all to review! Ok, ciao!