Meanwhile exactly 10 hours after the Denali's left for Washington…
'YEAHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAA'
A loud screech could be heard coming from the snowy tundra deep in the Alaskan wilderness.
'Was that a dying cat?' Emmett queried raising an eyebrow towards his blonde mate
Rosalie snorted in response, 'you could say that monkey man.'
The pair looked on from their moose they had just taken down, shrugged their shoulders and went back to their meal.
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Off in the distance the annoying sound kept coming
'YEAHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAA'
'Jesus Jane, his howls are the most annoying thing I have ever heard.' A dark headed almost boy like face stated
A smirking short blonde terror agreed fully, however her eyes were shining in pure delight.
'It almost takes the fun out of torturing him with how he screams…
almost…'.
'YEAHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAA'
'Oh come now burnt ends, nubbin boy, sparkly charcoaly…'
The pair began losing their composure over the last nickname.
Rolling on the ground, lost to Jane's burning inferno the once controlling rule breaker was finally given a reprieve. Edwina broke into deep pain filled breaths on all fours, desperately trying to will his limbs to allow him to escape.
Wincing as he looked up, he shakily got out a strangled 'whyyyy'
'Oh please like you didn't know you were breaking the law…' Jane scoffed
'Twit'
Alec said as he kicked the prone boy, finishing his sister's sentence.
'You wouldn't even be in this pain if you hadn't run from us in the first place.' Jane spoke full of venom '…although…it is always fun to be able to play with law breakers when they try and flee... So I guess a big thank you is in order.' A maniacal laughter bubbling up from her chest. The sadistic witch twin got up and attached enhanced handcuffs on the pompous idiot.
'You are coming with us to the castle, and don't worry yourself with trying to escape, we reinforced those manacles ourselves at the forge.'
Edward slumped down even more than before, but they could see his calculating stare
' oh and don't even think of running again, we have Dimitri with us, no one can escape his tracking abilities…on second thought by all means run.'
Alec laughed as he stated the last bit of information 'I do enjoy robbing you of almost all of your senses while my dear sister sets the only remaining aflame.'
Edwina's eyes stopped all calculations and his eyes grew wide. He knew he was screwed now. Falling onto his back he lost all will to move
'Oh Jesus...drama queen.' Jane said as she shook her head and rolled her eyes.
'Get up sparky.' Alec stated 'I will not carry you!'
So lost in his own wallowing he did not hear the command.
'YEAHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAA'
'He said get up, or are you deaf as well as dumb?' Jane spit
Shaken from his pity party he shakily got up and went with the infamous witch twins. They then led him to the airfield that would take him to his assured doom.
'So just how did you end up injuring yourself ?'
'…ahhh..you see... there were these newborns…'
' oh Jesus, never mind, he's just going to give us some bullshit answer…'. Alec spat
'…oh god I think I got it! Did you fall asleep curling your hair…or was it an unfortunate smelting accident…no no I get it, you were painting your fingernails and thought you'd air dry them with a blowtorch?'. The pair asked the distraught man while laughing raucously
' oh and Sparky, one for the road'
'Whaaa ? YEAHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAA'
Dimitri joined them carrying a large bag, with a radiantly smiling Esme Cullen in tow.
'Mother!' Edward hopefully cried out
'Don't you mother me, you spoiled, creepy, misogynistic, manipulative, asshole! You are no son of mine, mistreating my daughter like that!'
Edward blinked at that and something broke in him that he didn't know could break. A frenzied look took over his eyes and he took off running as fast as he could.
Dimitri and the twins smiled deeply at this and simultaneously broke out into a three part harmony version of an American country song:
And the warden sang
Come on somebody why don't you run
Ol' Red's itchin' to have a little fun
Get my lantern get my gun
Red'll have you treed 'for the mornin' comes…
Back to current times the Denali's and Pack Swan were somewhere in Europe…
'Brick
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Hooooouuuuuuuuuse
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Yeah, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick
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House
Yeah, she's the one, the only one, built like an Amazon'
'She does realize we left the Amazons over two months ago, yeah?' Bella asked Leah
Leah full on laughed at that, and retorted. 'Yeah, but let her have her fun, my imprint is too cute for words.'
Kate heard their conversation of course, but giggled and kept going, and started to shimmy her hips, and made her way to the front of her mate continuing her gyrations and singing
'Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down now…'
Time shift back at the Denali home in Alaska
'Ah The Olympic Coven, good evening.' The tall, dark haired, muscular man stated. He was wearing dark Voltouri robes and had deep penetrating red eyes.
Carlisle cleared his throat and stepped forward from the porch that had all of his family assembled but one.
'Dimitri, how good of you to visit, but I must tell you, if you are visiting our cousins sadly you just missed them by some hours.'
Dimitri smirked at this. 'But of course, the most law abiding, honorable Denali clan informed us of your missing member's crimes.'
He saw a myriad of expressions go through the assembled veggie vamps.
Carlisle looked pained, Esme winced, Rosalie facepalmed, Jasper ever the soldier wore an impassive face, the pixie giggled quietly, and Emmitt had an conspiratorial smirk.
'What have you done with my son?' The coven leader petulantly stated.
Dimitri raised an eyebrow at this
'Oh come now, you know your quote unquote golden boy was in the wrong with Bella from the start' Rosalie sneered
'But…but…'. Carlisle stomped his foot huffing 'he's just a boy, besides he just needed to show that girl a firm hand, and she would have shaped up. I told him, that her going back and forth from that mangy mutt to my Adonis was unacceptable. He should break her mentally, using her insecurities and leave her in the woods alone, so when we came back in a few months she would be back in line. You have to know we were always coming back. He had already invested too much time in that bitch molding her like the human clay that she is, keeping her meek and pliable, far too valuable and docile now to truly abandon.' Carlisle said proudly as he crossed his arms over his chest, puffing out with pride.
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Esme took a good long look at her husband for the first time, a real true look. This was the first he had ever actually spoken this way about any female. She had always questioned being his mate, yes she was grateful to the seeming calm natured male, but never felt a burning desire for him. In fact she was surprised that she had felt any attraction towards the man after what her human husband did to her…
Carlisle had been almost clinical answering her questions throughout the years, reassuring their bond and since he had been kind she never questioned it. But now…
'No'
Carlisle turned to his wife, 'what?'
'I said no!' Esme declared
He just looked lost back at her
'A firm hand? Mold her?
ARE YOU INSANE?!'
'…'
'First off, you dismiss Edderino's creepy stalking as teenage curiosity…umm he is over 100 years old! Then you allow him to blatantly break the law involving that sweet girl, then you go along with moving away from her like she was a disposable piece of trash…then you say all she needs is A FIRM HAND!'
'I said NO! No more, there is no way I could be your mate, no way I can ever look at you the same, let alone be around you. Dimitri?'
'Yes madam?'
'Can I travel with you for a spell, I believe a change of scenery would do me well.'
'Absolutely my dear.' Dimitri smiled
'I…I…I forbid it!' Carlisle spoke up
'Go to hell!' Esme screamed
The remaining children stared wide eyed at the scene unfolding in front of them. Sending dirty looks at their 'coven leader.'
Esme started walking away with the Voltouri guard member and was almost stopped by the blonde idiot when he was slammed into the ground by their biggest member, Emmitt growled in his father's face.
'No! No one hurts my mom!' His huge frame shook the windows in the house behind him
Esme smiles at this. 'Thank you sweetheart, and this isn't goodbye, not really. I will miss you little ones.' Teary eyes goodbyes were briefly shared as the doctor kept struggling to get up, unsuccessfully.
She almost left but turned at the last moment and reached down to rip her ex-husband's head off and threw it off in the snow.
'Ok kids, be sure to put humpty dumpty together again in about a week or so.' She said as she dusted her hands off.
'All in favor of mom being our new coven leader' Emmitt spoke
A loud chorus of 'eye's' were heard immediately
'Badass!' Emmitt spoke
'Language!' the elder woman chided playfully
'Sorry mom'
Esme walked up to her son and kissed him on the cheek.
'Don't worry, I'll be back, don't wreck the Denali's home while I'm away.'
'Yes mom'
Dimitri smiled at this exchange and spoken up.
'Would anyone be opposed at me collecting Mr. pop goes the weasel over there and bringing him with us to the kings?'
Esme thought it over and then smiled sadistically 'perhaps they would be able to handle the trash, I can't wait to see this!' She laughed evilly
This was a side the children had never seen, but were glad the usually small woman finally grew a spine and stood up for herself. Pride shone in everyone's eyes.
'Ok kids, Rose you are in charge while I am away. Call if you need anything.'
They turned and walked away towards loud screams of what resembled a dying cat.
Esme turned to her new traveling companion, 'what in earth is that sound?...'