Hello guys! I am finally updating! As you guys have wished, here is the Translation of the words in Japanese

Baka: Fool idiot.

Yakamashii jakamashi: Shut up, Be quiet.

warugaki: Brat, bad kid.

Gomi: trash.

manuke: annoying person, stupid.

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Chapter 3

Kaoru to the rescue!

"Honey," her mother began," maybe you should just stop, this war is getting to you and-.."

"Nonsense!" Karou's father interrupted. "I will fight this war! I can do it! I can! I know I ca-.."

Now he was interrupted with his wobbly injured leg jerking backwards, causing him to fall on the floor.

"Ow!" He shouted, rubbing his sore leg.

Kaoru leaned over. Her ear was pressed firmly against the door to her parents' room. She knew it was wrong to eavesdrop, but she couldn't help herself. She sighed. What could I do? She thoughtMoney is scare right now, Dai is sick, really sick, and Father has a broken leg….

She walked away, leaving the murmuring voices of her parents arguing playing over and over in her head.

"I will fight this war! I can do it! I can! I know I ca-.."

The sound of her father in pain shook her away from her thoughts.

She slowly walked to the bathroom getting ready for bed. As she stood there, she examined herself in the mirror. Maybe Mother is right. I really dolook like a boy!

She laughed, and then thought for a moment. A lightbulb popped over her head.Wait a second…. If I look like a boy, I could fight in the war! She thought to herself.

She tiptoed to her brother's room and snuck his armor out of his closet. She snickered and then slipped it on, and taking his sword with her too. She walked back into the bathroom, closing the door behind her.

"But do I talk like one?" she wondered out loud.

"Ahem." She coughed and then tried out her new male voice. "I'm here to enlist in the war. Hah, I see you have a sword. I have one too. They're very manly and toug- UGH! Who am I fooling! It's going to take a miracle to get ME into the army."

"Did I ask someone ask for a miracle? Let me hear you say AYE!"

Kaoru jumped. "AHHHHHHHH!"

"That's close enough." The voice replied.

"A-a ghost! An invisible one too…" Kaoru pondered.

"Get ready Kaoru, your serpentine salvation is at hand. For I have been sent by your ancestors—to guide you through your masquerade!

He turned around to Cri-kee. They were above Kaoru, on the ceiling fan. " Keep spinning that fan. C'mon, if you're gonna stay, you're gonna work."

Mushu turned back to Kaoru. "Heed my word 'cause if the army finds out you are a girl, the penalty is death."

Kaoru glanced around. "Who are you?"

" Who am I? Who am I?! I am the guardian of lost souls.

I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu! Oh hah, hah, pretty hot, huh?"

Mushu signaled Cri-kee to stop spinning the fan. He jumped off and landed perfectly on the counter.

Kaoru looked the tiny lizard-thingy up and down. "Uh, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?"

Mushu looked annoyed. "Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing."

Kaoru paused. "You're uh….."

Mushu's expression changed from annoyed to hopeful. "Intimidating? Awe inspiring?"

Kaoru shook her head. "Tiny"

"Of course, I'm travel size for your convenience. If I was my real size, you would die of fright. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor."

Kaoru slapped him.

"Ow!"[Angrily] "All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on you."

He turned to Cri-kee. "Make note of this!"

"Dishonor on your whole family. Dishonor on-"

"Stop! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before." Kaoru apologized.

Mushu sighed. "Then you're gonna have to trust me. And no more slapping, are we clear on that?

Kaoru rolled her eyes, and then nodded.

He headed for the door.

"Wait, where are you going?" Kaoru asked.

"It's better if we leave tonight." Mushu answered.

Kaoru sighed and then opened the door.

What have I gotten myself into?


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