Convention Madness
Chapter Three
A/N: Mmmnn, I'm back su. I was thinking of who to do next and I thought I would do Zaraki, Yachiru, and Unohana. Those pairings I simply love, so here I go!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach su.
"Ken chan!!!" Yachiru cheered as she sat upon Zarakis shoulder.
Zaraki just grunted. Unohana followed behind smiling.
"Ken chan look! Walking pokey box!" Yachiru pointed to a person dressed in a pokey box not too far away.
"So." Zaraki said looking away.
"Ken chan I'm hungry!" Yachiru said out of the blue.
"Why not take a bite of something?" Offered Onohana.
"OK!" Yachiru hopped of Zarakis shoulder and disappeared towards a large building.
Moments later screaming was heard, and where pain resided Zaraki followed, and for Unohana she healed the pain!
"Little girl, Get off of me!" Screamed the pokey box.
"Ewww! You taste worst then Baldy!!! And you don't have any chocolate pokey, like your box says!"
"That's because I'm-"The Pokey box looked at the sudden shadow that loomed above him.
"You got yourself a snack, eh Yachiru?" Zaraki smiled his sly grin.
Now the pokey box was trembling. (Poor guy in the suit!)
"Wahhhh!!!Dont hurt me!!!!" The pokey box scrambled to his feet threw off Yachiru and disappeared into the crowed.
"I wonder what got into him." Yachiru pouted.
"Maybe his stomach was hurting…"Unohana said searching for the box.
"Who cares?" Zaraki laughed.
"Ken chan lets go into the big building!"
Zaraki just sighed and followed Yachiru, and of coarse Unohana followed Zaraki.
"What the hell is this place about?" Zaraki muttered giving off glares to everyone near him.
"I don't know, but look at all the shiny toys everywhere! And look, is that candy?! Let's go get some Ken chan!"
Yachiru ran ahead practically lunging at the people selling the candy and toys.
Zaraki frowned and looked to his right where there was a sale going on, on swords. So he went there bored without Yachiru.
Unohana wondered about the convention gazing at the colorfully dressed people everywhere. Such as a girl that was dressed in a pink outfit and cat ears with a tail, weird.
Suddenly she heard a rather muffled sound of pain, and Unohana hurriedly followed the sound, for she is the healer of all!
Zaraki approached the swords collection and found one that he liked quite a lot.
"C-can I h-help you s-sir?" Said a meek Young man, most likely the manager of the stand.
"Yeah, how much?" Zaraki said bringing forth the sword as if he about to slice the young man.
"3600 yen s-sir!" The young man stuttered out.
"What?" Zaraki frowned, and in a higher tone.
The young man squeaked, "B-but for you, it's free! Hahaha, y-yeah its free-just take it! I i-insist!"
Zaraki stared at the man or boy (In his view), "If you say so…" with that Zaraki marched along to find Yachiru and Unohana.
Unohana finally found the sound of pain, it was sitting on a bench curled up and sucking on its thumb, it was the pokey box!
"Excuse me are you alright?" Unohana said as she patted the pokey box's back.
"Wah! Don't hurt me!" The pokey box jumped up with tears evident.
"Oh, I would never hurt you!" Unohana smiled reassuringly.
'What a sweet woman!' The pokey box thought with his eyes gleaming and tearful.
Zaraki found Yachiru with a whole sack of anime goods over her shoulders.
"Where did you get all this?"
"Um, I just asked politely and they gave to me free of charge!" Yachiru smiled with a mischievious touch to it.
(So what I mean is, she gnawed on the salespeople's heads, annoyed them and just plain right killed them to annoyance!)
"Uh, ok then." Zaraki said looking for Unohana.
"Look! Its Pokey box!" Yachiru pointed at pokey box standing before Unohana.
Yachiru and Zaraki approached Unohana.
"Oh! There you are!" Unohana turned to see Yachiru coming gleefully with the usual sulking Zaraki.
The pokey box turned to see the familiar pink haired she-demon coming and the absolutely scary guy from earlier, he began to tremble.
"POOOOKKKKEEEYYYYY BOOOOOXXXXX!!!" Yachiru yelled out with her arms wide open to give the pokey box a hug.
The pokey box stared in horror, the little monster was about charge at him and tear him up with those little demon hands!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The pokey box began to run with tears visibly behind him.
"Huh? Pokey box left? Awww, I wanted to play with him!" Yachiru pouted.
"It's a stupid empty box. He's worthless." Zaraki muttered.
"Oh my, got into him?" Unohana said curiously.
A/N: I thought the only comedy that came from this story is from the pokey box. Ha-ha, I'm definitely going to make a chapter about him, and I promise you it will make you laugh, well I hope su.