The Mario Zone

by FinalMagus25

Here's a compilation of funny Mario stories, including a fake wedding, an insanely long hole with god knows what's in there, and other recipes for disaster. There will be Many, MANY characters, including characters from other universes. Spelling errors and references to TV shows/movies/games included. Also, these toons happen in separate, parallel worlds, which explains stuff.

3. The Math Contest For Dummies

The Math Contest For Dummies

Toad: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to The Math Contest For Dummies!

Audience: (Cheers and whistles)

Toad: Tonight, we have 4 dummies competing. They are... Waluigi, Chespin, a toad named Jack, and... (whispers) who was the last competitor? Oh yeah. (normal voice) ...and Lemmy. All right! Let's begin. There are 3 questions. Get one wrong, and someone else will have a chance to answer the question. Waluigi will go first.

Waluigi: IT'S WALUIGI TIME!

Toad: Question 1: What is 9 - 10?

Waluigi: 1, it's 1.

Audience: (Disappointed)

Toad: Wrong answer! Chespin, your next.

Chespin: Chespin Ches! (Okay then!)

Toad: Whats 9 - 10?

Chespin: CHESPIN! (-1)

Audience: (Cheers)

Toad: CORRECT! Jack you're next.

Jack: Wha...

Toad: Question 2: What is 10 + 9?

Jack: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh... 21!?

Audience: (Disappointed)

Toad: Wrong answer! Lemmy, your turn! Whats 10 + 9?

Lemmy: The answer is 109.

Audience: (Disappointed)

Toad: Wrong answer! Waluigi it's...

Waluigi: IT'S 19!

Audience: (Cheers)

Toad: CORRECT! One more question. It's for all of you. Question 3: What is 372 * 0?

Jack: 3720.

Lemmy: 1.

Waluigi: 0.372

Chespin: CHESPIN! (-372)

Audience: (Disappointed)

Toad: (LOUD YELL) THE ANSWER IS 0 YOU DIMWITS!

Waluigi: Question 4: Why are we playing this stupid game at all? Lets go.

The competitors left. Toad smiled as a tear rolled down his cheek.

Toad: I WIN!

Audience: (Cheers)
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THE END

Team ArcanetheGreat