HELLUR DER.

Lol, here: have a small taste of the big chapter where something actually happens. (I hope I don't lose followers for that chapter..)

But yeah, excuse it being short: as I'd said, this is just a small intro for what's coming so be patient.

Love you, babes.

;)

"Karkat! We've got thomeone coming over tho get the fuck up you lazy thod!"

Karkat opened his eyes, and regretted it immediatly. The bright white light of his room attacked his eyes and he closed them again, grumbling incoherent words before turning onto his stomach. "Just tell her I'm sick I don't wanna deal with this shit today!" He yelled back. His voice sounded lazy and tired but he didn't care. "No! You'll get the fuck out here or I'm coming in there and kicking your ath!"

Karkat snarled, and sat up, slowly opening his eyes in order to let them adjust to the light. "Fine!" He yelled back. Truthfully, he was only attending because Sollux wanted him to. Cheesy as it sounds, it was true.

He spent about fifteen minutes trying to find something suitable to wear. He hadn't even remembered the dinner he was supposed to attend to. He settled on a crisp white dress shirt (which he'd stolen from Sollux), black pants, a black tie adorned with bright red crabs and a black vest. He looked truly.. childish and weird, but he liked it. And he hoped Sollux did too.

Karkat slipped out of his room, shutting the light in the process and sauntering down the dimly-lit hallway. "Dude, have you theen my comb? And hey, you're wearing my shirt." Solluc turned to face Karkat, and leaned against their ebony counter. "No, I haven't. And fuck you I do what I want." Karkat retorted with a grunt.

He really didn't see the point in dressing up just to go to dinner with some bitch. Some deadly bitch, he thought to himself with a smirk.

"Fine, be that way. Fuck you too, KK. Oh! And be nithe, do not embarrath me tonight. Not like you did latht time." Oh, he remembered last time they'd tried to have a dinner like this. Aradia had been going on about some dead poet, and how he died, and Karkat flipped his shit (and the table), and full-out yelled at her in the middle of the restaurant, not only embarassing himself: but Aradia and Sollux too. He even called her a bitch. Afterwards Sollux made him apologize, but it was worth it.

LOL, PFFTWUT.

Ok, ok. Yes, I sucked with this chapter, and I hope you can forgive me.

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