Chapter 1: Camping Sucks Pt 1
"Hello everyone and welcome to the first episode of Total Pokémon Insane Island!" Shouted a large green serpentine pokémon. "I'm your awesome host Rayquaza."
"And I'm your lovely host Suicune!" The water type said in a cheery tone.
"Today, we are going to meet our vict-uh…I mean, contestants where they compete to win ONE MILLION POKE!" The dragon type exclaimed as he flew around in the air for a bit.
"Don't get too excited Ray, because we must head to the docks to meet the lucky contestants." Replied Suicune as she walked to the docks as Rayquaza followed.
"Alright, here comes our first contestant." Rayquaza spoke as a Seviper rode on the back of a Lapras. He carried a smile on his face as he slithered of its back and towards the host.
"Ah, Shadin, what's up?" Greeted Rayquaza with a smile.
"Nothing muchsss." The poison type hissed. "I'm really glad to be here."
"We'll change that soon enough." Whispered Rayquaza to Suicune.
"What wasss that?" Questioned Shadin.
"Oh, it's nothing." Lied Rayquaza. "Just stand over there by that wooden pillar." He finished as Shadin did as he's told.
"Okay, now let's meet our next contestants Static and Dew!" Suicune shouted as another Lapras dropped off an energetic Pikachu as a Dewott with a scar on his neck swam next to the Lapras as he jumped onto the dock.
"Alright! Now that I'm here, I'm easily going to win this time!" The Pikachu exclaimed proudly.
"Wow, somebody's sure of himself." Commented Rayquaza.
"Static, I'm sure that altitude is going to going to get you eliminated a lot sooner than you think." The Dewott retorted as Static put his head down.
"Shut up Steven…" Mumbled Static.
"Wait, I thought your name is Dew." Spoke Suicune.
"I like using my middle name, also the author has been a lazy-"
"FORTH WALL!" A voice yelled as Dew was cut off.
"What wasss that?" Hissed Shadin.
"Just ignore that, you two stand next to Shadin." Instructed Rayquaza as the two pokémon did as they're told.
"Now meet our next two competitors, Kimmy and Ally!"
Instead of a Lapras, a Wailmer arrived to the dock as a Riolu with pink and black ribbons and a Froslass with a blue sash was sitting. The Riolu was about to climb off until the Froslass pushed her and fell onto the dock below. A few of the contestants that are here ran up to the Riolu to check on her.
"Hey, are you okay?" Dew asked as he helped her up.
"Yes, I'm fine. I apologize but it is my fault entirely." The Riolu said in a ladylike manner.
"Well Ally, you should've been more careful where you're going." The Froslass spoke in false concern as she floated past the campers. Everyone minus Ally couldn't help but glare at her.
"Ooh, a mean girl. I'm going to like this show." Mused Suicune to Rayquaza.
"Yes, this will be interesting, now let's meet our next contestants!" Yelled Rayquaza who's getting excited.
As everyone waited, upon the horizon were two figures speeding up to the docks. The two figures revealed to be two Lapras' as a Weavile with a scar across his right eye and battle-scarred Grovyle were trying to kill each other. The Lapras stopped at the docks as both pokémon were thrown off of them. The two pokémon got up and immediately started fighting again.
"Uh…should you two stop them?" Asked Static the host as almost everyone was in awe with how serious this fight has gotten.
*Sigh* "Alright fine. Extreme Speed!" Rayquaza dared at the pokémon with incredible speed as he grabbed the two combatants and pinned them to the ground. Both of them tried to struggle out of the dragon's grasp as both were glaring daggers at each other.
"Grant, Bane, tell us why are you two fighting each other and I'll let you both go. Is that clear?" Asked Rayquaza as he began to let them both go.
"This assh*le humiliated me in front of everyone that I know!" Yelled Bane as he pointed a claw at the Grovyle.
"I humiliated you? Ha! It's so funny that I forgot to laugh." Grant remarked coldly. "You deserved that ass kicking that I gave you! Maybe if you weren't such a low-life punk, you would have at least some dignity left!" He shouted as the Weavile known as Bane lunged at Grant, only to be held back by Rayquaza.
"Look, this is my show and I don't want you two ruining it!" Yelled a ticked off Rayquaza. "Bane, go stand next to Kimmy! Grant, next to Shadin!"
"It'sss pronounced Ssshade-"
"I don't care! Just do it!" The dragon/flying type shouted as the two pokémon did as they told. Bane could've sworn that he saw Kimmy smile at him, but ignored it.
"So, how many people are supposed to show up?" Grant asked as he called down a bit.
"I think that they're supposed to be 32 of us." Spoke Ally.
"How many are here now?" Asked Shadin.
"I believe it's seven." Answered Dew.
"Okay, this is taking a bit too long. Time to bring in the big guns." Said Rayquaza as he took out a walkie-talkie. "Hey, it's Ray. Yeah, bring them in."
"Who's that you called?" Asked Suicune.
"Oh, just called Lugia." Rayquaza explained.
"Lugia?" She asked again.
"Yeah, she kinda owed me a favor after I helped get her together with Ho-Oh" He explained. "She should be here in 3…2…1…"
Out of the sky flew a white bird-like pokémon as she carried six pokémon. One pokémon is an upbeat Charmeleon with a flame pendant with an 'x' shaped scar across his chest, a black crested Scraggy who's dead asleep, a mysterious Houndoom, an attractive shiny Liepard, a sweet Leafeon, and an intelligent Absol.
"Everyone please welcome Alistar, Tyson, Angel, Kitty, Sam, and Adelina!" Announced Suicune as the six pokémon got off of Lugia.
"Hi everyone! It's glad to be here." Alistar said enthusiastically as he walked up to the others.
*Yawn* "Hello, I'm Tyson. I don't see a problem with this place, as long as you have a nice bed for me to sleep in." The Scraggy said lazily.
"Something's going to tell me that he will be the first one go-"
"Brick Break!" Static was cut off as Tyson slammed his fist on top of Static's head, knocking him out cold. Almost everyone was stunned at the scene as Tyson then walked to a nearby tree and fell asleep like nothing has happened.
"Wow, that was awesome!" Exclaimed Bane as he fell to the ground laughing.
"One shouldn't judge by one's demeanor. By the way, my name is Sam." The Absol spoke as he too walked towards the group.
"Hello guys. I'm Kitty, and I'm sure that we will be well…acquainted." The Liepard said seductively as some of the male contestants felt a bit uneasy.
"Quit joking around Kitty." The Houndoom spoke almost quietly as he walked up to her and the others. "By the way, I'm Angel."
"Hello everyone, I'm Adeline." The Leafeon said happily as she too approached the campers. "I hope we can all be good friends here."
"Okay, why do I feel like we're being ignored?" Rayquaza complained as he turned to Suicune.
"Mostly because they don't care about you?" Replied Suicune.
"Like you're the one to talk, what about you and Kyogre?" The Dragon type retorted as Suicune's eyes widened.
"Don't you ever…speak of that name…again." The water type growled unknown to them that three more contestants has appeared.
"Excuse me, but are you two finished?" Asked a monotone voice.
The two pokémon turned around and saw suspicious Beldum, a silver bodied Lunatone, and a Solrock with darker colored "rays".
"Artemis, Apollo, and-"
"I am the Hal Unit 5964. But you may call me Hal." The Beldum spoke as it cut off Suicune.
"Ookay…just levitate next to the other contestants." Ordered Suicune.
"Affirmative." Hal said as Apollo and Artemis followed.
"That was weird, anyways onto the next contestants!" Rayquaza shouted a Wailord dropped off a Munchlax and Swinub who's running for their lives.
"Laxish, M.P.S., what's going on here?" Asked Suicune as they ran past her.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!" A voice shouted. Dew recognized the voice and so did Static as his eyes shot open. A Deino jumped off the Wailord as she's carried a bunch of needles. The Dewott and Pikachu ran off along with the two normal types.
"Hydra? What's going on here?" Asked Rayquaza.
"Those two f***ers just stole my food!" Yelled Hydra, her voice fierce and aggressive. "Wait…somebody is here." The Deino said as she sniffed the air.
"I think I know who you're talking about." Spoke Suicune. "Mike can you use teleport?"
An Alakazam from the film crew raised his spoons in the air as his eyes glowed white. In an instant, the four pokémon were brought back. They looked around for a second and jumped in fear from Hydra.
"Why look, it's two traitors here, and he one who I thought I loved." Replied Hydra looking at Static and Dew.
"What do she mean by traitors?" Asked Ally?
"We were in another competition and because she's a dangerous b*tch, we had to get rid of her…TWICE!" Explained Static who is scared out of his mind.
"I won't rest until I get my revenge on you two." The Dark/Dragon type spoke angrily brandishing a large needle.
"One, you're crazy, that's why no one really liked you! Two, I never loved you, you forced yourself on me! And three, who let you out of the insane asylum!?" Dew shot back as Hydra was about to pounce on him.
"Well, maybe I can give you a chance?" A voice questioned as everyone looked and saw a Lucario standing before them.
"Brody, what's up?" Asked Suicune.
"Nothing much my lovely host, but maybe you can forget about him and come with me I'm sure that we'll have some great fun together." The Lucario offered.
Hydra just stared at Brody for a second before jamming the needle up his crotch.
"!" Is all Brody could say as he fell to the ground in pain. She left the five pokémon alone and walked to where Bane and Kimmy were.
"Wow, this is really getting interesting." Rayquaza commented as Lugia returned with a few more contestants. With her is a lonely Sableye, a Magnezone, a green-eyed Vaporeon, a kind looking Pidgeot, a Staraptor who appears to be hiding something along with a Scyther, a shy Glaceon, a shady Spiritomb, a calm Chadelure, a hyperactive Pachirisu, and an Umbreon wearing baggy clothes.
"Wow, Lugia." Said Suicune who's impressed.
"Alright, everyone welcome Claws, Delta, Camille, Vincent, Ty, Nexus, Misty, Omega, Charles, Pipper, and Kuro!" Announced Rayquaza.
"Wow, this isn't the worse place I've seen." Claws remained stoic as he walked away from the campers.
"Is he always like that?" Asked Rayquaza to the others.
"He's been like that since we got to this dump." Ty explained. (Not to be confused with Tyson.)
*Laughs*"He's got the right idea." Spoke the Spiritomb known as Omega. He's like that because he knows that I'm gonna win."
"And what makes you so sure about that?" Questioned Nexus.
"Guy's you can talk later, we're running out of film here." Stated Rayquaza.
"Alright, fine." Spoke Kuro as the other contestants walked to the pillar where the others were at.
"Okay, now that everyone's here..." Rayquaza was cut off by a large horn. Everyone rushed to the docks and saw a large yacht that is on deck. Out of the boat came another Vaporeon.
"Hello there, I'm Cloud. Feel free to ask for autographs if you like." He spoke happily as almost everyone stared at him blankly.
"You're telling that none of you heard of me?" The Vaporeon asked with a bit of shock in his voice.
"Uh…I have." A shy voice came out. Everyone looked and saw the Glaceon known as Misty as she approached Cloud.
"Um…Hello, I'm Misty, I've did see a few of your movies."
"Excuse me, but who is this douche?" Asked Bane.
"This is Cloud THE Cloud, he's been in many movies including one that is coming out in the next month."
"And what is that movie?" Asked Vincent.
"It's called Attack of Weremightyena." The Glaceon answered as she pulled out a poster that showed a bunch of pokémon being chased or mauled by a werewolf-like creature.
"Wow…" Is what most of the campers could say.
"Alright, now that everyone's here, let us give you a tour of the island." Spoke Rayquaza as he and Suicune led the campers around the island.
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Suicune *Inside of a room that is shaped like a giant pokéball*: This is our confessional, this is where you can give some dirt about the other contestants, or just want to get something off of your chest. Feel free to use it anytime.
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Hydra: Why is the confessional is always in the f*cking bathroom!?"
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Misty: Cloud is nicer than I thought he would be. I would really like to know him a bit more.
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M.P.S.: *Eating a container of ice cream*
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Dew: No, just No! I do NOT want to deal with Hydra again! I'll make sure that she'll be the first one gone by the end of the first challenge.
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Ally: It feels great just to be here, almost everyone here is really nice. *Sigh* If only my sister Kimmy is nice to me.
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Kuro: *Voice is higher pitch* The reason I'm wearing these clothes is because I'm actually a girl. Don't tell anyone okay?
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"Over here is the mess hall where you will feed you whatever crap we serve you." Spoke Rayquaza as he pointed to a large Kangaskhan building.
"But unfortunately, our normal cook is under the weather today, so I'll be the chef for today." Finished Suicune.
Oh, and I forgot, these are your cabins." Rayquaza said as he led the 32 pokémon to four cabins. Two are blue, and two are green.
"These are your cabins, they are not only divided by your team colors, but also by gender. Girls cabins are in the north, while boys are in the south cabins." Explained Suicune.
"The first team will be the Great Gyrados' the team members will consist of Cloud, Tyson, Brody, Dew, Ally, Camille, Kimmie, Vincent, Kuro, Shadin, M.P.S., Grant, Misty, Delta, Nexus, and Hydra!" Shouted Rayquaza as he tossed Brody a banner with a Gyrados logo.
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Dew: *Slamming his head repeatedly against the wall*
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"That means rest of you, Charles, Static, Pipper, Angel, Kitty, Artemis, Apollo, Sam, Adelina, Laxish, Alistar, Hal, Omega, Bane, and Claws are the Lavishing Leavanny's!"
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Omega: This is perfect, I got just enough losers that I can use as pawns. But who?
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"Alright, but before you guys get used to your cabins, you will have to do your first challenge!" Rayquaza spoke happily.
*Yawn* "Come on. Can't I just have a little sleep?" Complained Tyson.
"Nope, unless you want to be the first eliminated." Responded Suicune.
"What are we going to do? What are we gonna do?" Pipper asked in her hyperactive state.
"Probably cliff diving." Answered Static. They always have that as the first challenge.
"Wrong!" Shouted Rayquaza as he took out a small device and pressed a button that teleported the campers to a peak of a snowy mountain.
"Aw hell…" Spoke Tyson.
Okay, that's it for the introductions. So, what do you think? What do I need to improve on? Let me know and I will try and do that. Also, here is the full list of the campers of this story.
Tyson-Scraggy
Charles-Chandelure
Grant-Grovyle
Brody-Lucario
Angel-Houndoom
Kitty-Liepard
Artemis-Lunatone
Apollo-Solrock
Cloud-Vaporeon
Tyranna-Staraptor
Misty-Glaceon
Sam-Absol
Adelina-Leafeon
Camille-Vaporeon
Laxish-Munchlax
M.P.S.-Swinub
Nexus-Scyther
Delta-Magnezone
Hal-Beldum
Hydra-Deino
Claws-Sableye
Omega-Spiritomb
Vincent-Pidgeot
Shadin-Seviper
Bane-Weavile
Alistar-Charmeleon
Kuro-Umbreon
Dew/Steven-Dewott
Static-Pikachu
Kimmy-Froslass
Ally-Riolu
Pipper-Pachirisu