This chapter (and possibly some future chapters) was written by Fanatic97. Thanks for the help, man!

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It was our average normal night at the House of mouse…well okay normal meaning the place had yet to be blown into a thousand bits and pieces.

Inside the Club everything was running fine as usual…okay so O'Mally and the Ally Cats got cancelled again, but that was expected nowadays by well…pretty much everyone.

All the guests were having a GREAT time, chatting, socializing, and brawling…on the off chance that Pain and Panic annoyed Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum…again.

"We're telling you OUR MOVIE IS…" Snapped Twiddle Dee.

"…Better than yours by a long shot!" ended Twiddle Dum . "In fact, yours has been considered…"

"…One of Disney's worst EVER, and that is saying something considering the sequels!" ended Twiddle Dee.

"OH YEAH?" Snapped Panic. "Well, at least OURS wasn't replaced by a TIM BUTRON AND JOHNNY DEPP FLICK!"

"You take that back!" Dee and Dum yelled out.

"NEVER!" Pain and Panic replied.

They both lunged at each other, with the intent to tear the other Limb from Limb. Until that is, Out of Nowhere.

"SMASH!"

"CRASH!"

All four of them were laying on the ground, Pain and Panic, hit with a baseball bat, and Dee, and Dum had been hit with a shovel.

Fanatic looked at WG. "I TOLD Mickey that he should buy us tasers!" he snapped.

WG looked back at him. "Yeah well he said that they were too violent." she scoffed.

Belle, who had been sitting next to the fight, was staring at them. "And what you guys just did wasn't violent?" she questioned, arching an eyebrow.

WG looked at Belle, and her eyes swelled up at the fact that she was speaking to her, but Fanatic shoved her aside and spoke for her.

"Well Mickey said keep the peace in the club, and we are. " he said, earning a glare from his co-author.

Just then, Goofy, walked into the Fanatic shaped hole from the last episode. "YAHOWIE!" He yelled out.

WG and Fanatic looked at each other and then Fanatic said, "Your turn this time WG."

The Authoress groaned as she grabbed a fishing rod and then reeled goofy out of the hole.

As she did this, and Fanatic dragged Pain, Panic, Dee and Dum, out of the club. Club rules state that brawling isn't allowed after what happened with Chernabog and Zeus, of which they are not allowed to talk about it., Mickey leapt up on stage to do the intro.

"And now your host, the biggest eared, friendliest Mouse you'll ever meet, MICKEY MOUSE!" Mike yelled out.

As he said this, Mickey Mouse Leapt out onto the stage. "Ha, Ha, Evening Everyone, tonight we've got something REALLY juicy up our sleeves."

As he said this, he lowered his arm, and a galleon of Orange Juice fell out of the sleeve and burst all over the stage.

Mickey, stared at the jug then he blushed. "Heh, heh… just a little humor on my part folks. Anyway, tonight is, Adaptation Night!"

As he said this, on the screen, appeared The Duck Knight Returns Comic Book Cover Image., followed by the Ducktails Comic Book Cover Rightful Owners.

"So sit back Everyone as we revisit both Duckburg, and ST Canard ALL IN ONE NIGHT!"

Mickey, then ran off Stage, as Rightful Owners began playing, and Found WG in the back. "WG, security Report?"

WG, snapped off a salute like a sailor, and then began speaking in a gruff sailor voice.

"COMMANDER MICKEY SIR! NO SIGNS OF UNAUTHORIZED PERSONEL OR GUESTS SIR! ONLY BREACH IN SECRUITY WAS A BRAWL BETWEEN TWO SIDE KICKS FROM HERCULES AND ALICE IN WONDER LAND, THE NINETEN- FIFTY ONE!"

Mickey gave a blank stare at her. "You know how much I hate that."

WG looked at him. "Really? Fanatic told me that you loved it."

Mickey groaned, and then pinched the bridge of his nose. Just then, Minnie ran in. "Mickey, are Cinderella, Snow White, Mulan, and Jasmine present in the club?"

Mickey looked at her. "I think so, why do you ask?"

Minnie looked at him, and then put her hand to her chin. "Well,"

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"Come on." A whiney female voice moaned to Fanatic. "You have to let us in."

Fanatic stared at the newcomers. Three of them looked like Cinderella, Snow White, and Jasmine, the one that looked like Jasmine was the most accurate, but it was also inaccurate as well.

The Other one was this Chinese looking little girl that looked like she was trying to pull off a Mulan, but failing …..Miserably.

"FOR THE LAST TIME NO!" Fanatic Snapped. The one that looked like Jasmine looked up at him.

"Oh Come on you have to believe us, we ARE Cinderella, Snow White, Jasmine, and Mulan, we just got turned into little kids!"

Fanatic stared blankly at them. "I'll believe it, when a Transformers Show gets a FULL fourth season."

At that, the one that looked like Cinderella, pulled out an Ipad rip off, and then searched up . "OFFICIAL!" Fanatic snapped once again. The Girl put her Ipad knock off back.

Mickey, Minnie, WG, and Goofy, who was still attached to the fishing line, came running up to them.

"Alright what is the problem here?" Mickey asked. Then he saw the girls. "And who are they?"

Before any of them could say more than we, Fanatic spoke up. "Cindy, Bianca, Hemi, and Zagi."

Mickey looked at him. "Who?"

"A group of Knockoffs of Disney Princesses. There movie, Little Princess School, is infamous on the Internet."

WG stared at him. "You mean to tell me that you watched a Movie called Little Princess School willingly?"

Fanatic cringed. "Eew, to heck no! I found a commentary on it! They also did the Magic Voyage and the Animated Titanic Movies." He looked back at the girls. "They just tired to get into the Club, by pretending to be Cinderella, Snow White, Mulan, and Jasmine, there is also a Tiana Knockoff, but I do not see her."

Minnie, looked at him. "How did those two Comic Characters get in again?" she asked.

"The Vents but I got something up there for them." WG said, smirking.

Right as she said this, Calvin and Hobbes were heard screaming, as a pack of Rabid Calvin and Hobbes Fan girls chased them off the Roof and Down the Street. "NO! NO! I'M TOO YOUNG FOR COOTIES! MOMMY!" Calvin screamed.

"I always dreamed of being chased by girls, but this is ridiculous!" Hobbes cried.

Everyone stared after them. "They have Fan girls?" Max asked.

"Yep, Shocked me too." Replied WG.

Mickey walked ahead of everyone and looked at the four look a likes. He wanted to be fair, and not harsh. "Alright you can come in." he said.

"WHAT!?" Everyone else cried out.

"YAY!" The Girls shouted.

"If you can answer these Questions correctly." Mickey ended. He then pointed at Cindy. "How Long was Cinderella's Running time and what year was it released. "

Cindy looked at him, and then gulped. "Um, The Running time is an…Hour and Fifty Minutes, and the year was, um, 1984?"

"Nope sorry, the Answer was, One Hour and Fourteen Minutes, and the year was 1950."

"But that's not fair!" Snapped Cindy.

"Well if you were Cinderella you would know that." He then Moved onto Bianca. "Which Came First: Fantasia, Snow White, or Me?"

Bianca, looked at him, mumbling for a second, she responded with, "Umm, Snow White?"

"Oh, I'm Sorry, It was me."

"Ego Answer." Muttered WG. Minnie kicked her in the knee. "OUCH! "

Mickey then moved onto Zagi. "Who was Jafar's partner?"

"Um… Starscream?" Zagi answered, dumbly.

Mickey looked at her dead panned. "We do not even own Starscream's name!"

Fanatic looked at him. "Well she was close, both his Generation One incarnation and Iago's voice sound like someone who sucked on Helium for several years is just now getting their voice back to normal."

"I HEARD THAT!" Iago yelled, who was flying past.

Mickey, then Moved onto the last one Hemi. "What was the name of your Dragon Partner?"

"Eww, Dragons are gross." Hemi sneered.

At that point, she was suddenly scorched by fire. Everyone looked up to see a Large Metallic Dragon fly overhead, it screeched as it flew off into the night.

Fanatic triedd to charge on after it, but was caught by WG. "You can chase him down and get him to sign your MISB Version of his figure later Fanatic." she said.

"MISB, I NEVER LEAVE MY TRANSFORMERS MISB! I want his Autograph!" Fanatic wailed.

Wg looked at him. "And to think you had to do this to me in the first Episode.'"

Mickey looked at them. "Well then, I'm sorry girls, but you can't come in, Disney Characters allowed only at this point and time." he told the girls.

Cindy looked at him angrily. "JUST YOU WAIT, WE SHALL RETURN AND GET INTO THIS CLUB!" She snapped. And then with them all, carrying Hemi, they…bounced on their butts, away.

Everyone stared after them, and WG let Fanatic go….Big mistake as he took off down the street running like the Road runner.

Soon everyone was looking after him. Goofy chuckled. "Wow, he sure can run fast, and uh, why did we kick out Cinderella, Snow White, Mulan, and Jasmine again?" he asked, not knowing the other girls were actually fakes.

"I'll explain later." WG said. "Right now I've got to stop Fanatic before he-"

Off in the Distance, a crashing sound was heard Followed by a roar. "LEAVE ME ALONE!" a voice yelled out.

"JUST SIGN THE STINKING PAPER!" Fanatic's voice called. WG sighed and then took off running down the street.

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Meanwhile with the Knockoffs they arrived at a ally way, where their friend Iria, a Tiana Rip off, with an Afro, was waiting.

"Well how did it go?" she asked.

"Not good." Zagi, replied. "They kicked us out, by making us answer very hard questions."

"Do not worry girls, I have a plan." Cindy said. "We must not give up, we will show that we can rise above the rest of the low life's who try to break in, and GET INTO THAT CLUB!

"But how?" Asked Bianca, They have tight Security."

"Remind me again did you just vie up or were you kicked out?" Iria asked.

"Okay so we gave up, but they sicked a giant Robo Dragon on US!"

"Maybe we could hire a lawyer."

"SO what, we are going up against Disney, they can sue us back, and then take away EVERYTHING!"

"Come on girls, I know a way, all we have to do is just trust me." Cindy said. "Besides we always get what we want/need/have to do, we do it all the time in our movie!"

She's right, it does happen a lot." Zagi, said.

"Come one girls let's get a move on!" Cindy said.

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Max stared at the singed Fanatic, who clutched a piece of paper, that was mostly burned and scratched.

"Um Fanatic, you know he didn't sign it right?"

"WHO CARES MAX, HE STILL CLAWED AT IT AND BREATHED FIRE ON IT!" he exclaimed.

WG sighed. "I'll go check the perimeter."

"Um Shouldn't Fanatic do that?" Max asked.

"Well, he's going all Fanboy over some burnt paper, so I would hate to spoil his moment."

"Yes but, Mickey said HE patrols inside after what happened when you did it."

"All I wanted was to borrow and test out Jafar's snake-staff on my hyperactive nieces." WG said Lamely. "Besides it still wasn't THAT BAD."

"Then Explain why LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK is staying away for a few weeks due to some Mental and Emotional Problems."

"… No Comment." WG said. "But I promise Max, it will not be that bad this time."

She walked into the club, and then made her way to the entrance of the kitchen.

As she walked into the door, she heard a voice.

"Hey Security guard!"

WG looked up, to see Cindy, holding some Boiling Water in a pan, and then she proceeded to dump it on her.

"YEOW! YOU LITTLE BRAT! THAT BURNS!" WG cried, as she stumbled Backwards.

As she stumbled, She fell over a bean placed by Hemi, and then fell into a crate, which then, Bianca's Animal Friends carried it off into the prop Basement Staircase landing, and then ran back into the club, and then slammed the door shut.

"Well, this is a problem." WG put bluntly.

"Speak for yourself, I've been living in this crate for a few years now, and you're the first person to ever find me, now, want to help me Review Escape from Planet Earth?" a certain Bum asked.

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Meanwhile, at the Club Entrance, the Five Knock Offs, were about to go in. "This is t girls, our moment of truth, once we go in, we make HISTORY!" Cindy said.

"EEEEE!" The other girls said. And then….bounced in.

Iago, looked around, half expecting to see either WG or Fanatic walk past, he hoped for the latter, when he saw Zagi. He blinked and then Rubbed his eyes. "Am I seeing double?" He asked, then looked at Jasmine and then he noticed that Abu, was giving him the same look.

"You thinking What I'm thinking Monkey?" Iago asked him.

"Ummm." Abu said, then Shrugged.

"Alright, Get me Mushu, Cricket, Ray, Louis, and Rajah, I'll go round up Jaq, Gus , and the Rest of the Animals."

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The Knockoff's bounced around, giggling and laughing.

"I can't Believe that no one has spotted us yet." Zagi said.

"That's why were keeping to the back," Said Cindy. "We don't want anyone seeing us."

"Too late." Iago said.

They all looked up, to see the assorted Allies of Tiana, Cinderella, Snow White, Mulan, and Jasmine in front of them.

Mushu, breathed a breath of fire. "Alright girls, he/she who messes or infringes on my girls copyright, get a nice round of FLAME!"

"AHHHHHH!" The girls screamed and charged out the door, with them all following.

Tiana, Cinderella, Snow White, Mulan and Jasmine stared after them, from their Respective Tables.

Tiana looked at them. "I don't know about you girls, but I think that it's weird that despite them SOUNDING scared, they NEVER stopped Smiling. "

Mulan cringed. "Ugh tell me about it, and my own Knock off, couldn't even open her eyes."

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The Knock off's ran, as fast as they could, which isn't saying much considering that they were bouncing on their butts.

As they ran, they came to end as a door to the Prop Room was flung open, out First came Chester. A. Bum.

"LOOOK OUT CRAZY WOMAN ON THE LOOSE!" He cried as he ran. Out next came WG.

She was red in the Face, her eyes LITERALLY had fire in them, steam was pouring from her Nostrils, Flaming Ear wax Spewed from her Ears, and Molten Lava seeped through her teeth.

The Princess Knock Off's looked around, Animals to the South, WG to the North, Mickey, Minnie, and the Still; brunt Fanatic to the Right, and…Chester . A/ Bum Waving hello to the left.

"Gulp." They all said.

"POW!"

IN less than a Second they had been booted from the Club.

WG, and Fanatic both watched them go/bounce away screaming and crying.

Fanatic looked at her. "Yeesh, I would hate to see you REALLY get Angry."

As he said this, WG whipped away the Ketchup from her teeth, and Removed the Flame Throwers from behind her ears., and then pulled out the contacts with Holographic fire on them out of her eyes.

Max sighed. "Well at least nothing Relatively REALLY bad happened here tonight."

Inside Goofy walked with a Hundred Plates full of Bugs. "Okay who ordered the Bug Special!?" He called out.

"OOH, THAT'S US!" Timon called out.

"All Right then!" Goofy said, and then fell into the Hole Once again.

"YAHOWIE!" As he did, the Plates full of Bugs flew into the air.

"Huh Boy." Said Timon, and then Hid Behind Pumba.

CRASH!"

From inside could be heard screaming and yelling from all the Bugs landing on everyone and Everything.

"Your Turn Fanatic." WG said. Fanatic groaned, as he grabbed some Bug Spray, and a Fishing Rod, and then Ran inside the Club.

End of Episode 3

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A/N: Special thanks goes to Fanatic for this chapter. No flames or the knock-offs come back! (okay we're not THAT cruel, but it won't be pretty!)