Shaman Fanfiction
Jacy- Sorry for the delay, if it isn't for free time on Comp. Class, I wouldn't be able to write a fic. So, the poll had ended with Hao, but I need Hao to do something else, sorry! So here's a Horo Horo's! Thanx for the idea, Alex! LOL!
Disclaimer- Don't own, kill me...
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A young teen jumped into the computer store. The bell jingled on the door. "HEY! Where can I get a computer?"
A clerk walked up to the hyper teen. "Hello! What kind of computer do you want? A icy blue one, or a firey red one? There are a lot different coloured computers here! So, what do you wnat?"
Horo Horo blinked, "uh...How about a blue one? "
The clerk chirrped. "ALRIGHT! BE RIGHT BACK!"
So the clerk guy went to get Horo a computer, as he wandered around to find something to do at the mean while.
"Hey! Over here! " A mysterious and familiar voice yelled.
Horo looked towards the familiar voice, to see none-other than the all famouse, Tao Ren.
"How much does this cost?" The cocky chinese asked another clerk.
'Oh, he is not talking to ME! Heh, bet he doesn't know I'm here! He said he wasn't even interested, what a idiot!' Horo Horo thought to himself.
The clerk returned with a giant box. "Here's your computer! "
"Thanx!"
And so Horo brought home the computer and started putting it together, that took like...... 5 hours, with the help of Pilika.
"DONE! And now for that site... "
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Name- Ice Ainu
-E-mail- IceShaman
-Password- 88888888888
-UserID- 33333333(HA! REN! I GOT THE 3'S THIS TIME! XD)
Story- My Dream Of The Cheese Slice Summary- I once had a dream of a cheese slice that nearly ate me.... Rated- MCS(Monster Cheese slice)
Genre- TERROR!HORROR!(To Horo, and to others, it's Humour)
Horo's POV ---------------------------
I just finished my dinner of 6 bowls of noodles, 9 bowls of rice, and about 100 bowls of ice cream. Pilika had once said, eating that much might give me nightmares, but it's not even enough for me. HEY! I'm a growing boy you know!
ANYWAYS! I just finished my dinner and desert, when I jumped into my futon(japanese bed), and slowely closed my eyes.
Next thing I know, I'm in a swirling world of pink. The sky was strawberry pink coloured, and the ground was full of candy trees, that's as high as the sky!
I started investigating around this world of food and sweets! It's like heaven! I jumped into a strawberry gummy bush, and swam in banana soda!
After eating more cherry cream pies on a tree, i continued my tasty journey, following the cheese road. I continued walking, and saw lollipop flowers, and gingerbread houses!! My mouth watered even more when I found a gigantic cheese slice!
I jumped in happiness, and charged towards it to take a bite.. when the evil cheese slice king showed it's true face...
The gigantic cheese turned around towards me, and it's gigantic eyes slowely drifted down to my hungry face, and it's gigantic mouth opened to talk.
"FOOLISH HUMAN! YOU THINK YOU CAN EAT THE GREAT CHEESE SLICE KINC?! YOU SHALL PAY, MORTAL!" the cheese slice king roared, as it opened it's gigantic mouth to eat me. I took no time, and quickly dashed the other way.
It didn't lack speed, although it's so big, it kept hopping after me with speed of a rabbit. I quickly ran, but it gave no hope. Before you can say 'yummy!', the cheese slice king grabbed me and threw me in his mouth.
I smelt a lot of cheese stench, and all I saw was darkness, until I jumped up.
I jumped up from my futon that I was sleeping on, sweat fell down my face... It was just a dream. And then I smelt more cheese! Maybe it's not a dream! Maybe I'm back at my home, but as a spirit!!!
"ONII-CHAN! OHAIYO!(Brother! good morning!)I made your favorite!!! Cheese macaroni with Cheese slices to boot!" Pilika ran into my room cheerfully.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
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REVIEWS
Name- Manta
-E-mail-TheSmartShrimp
-Review- ... Horo, you have great imagination... heh heh...
Name-LazyShaman
-E-mail- SilentWeapon
-Chapter-1
-Review- Horo Horo! Let's go to that dreamland of yours someday!! Sounds so good!
Name- BestPlaceSeeker
-E-Mail- TheBestPlace
-Review- HAHAHAHA!!! WIMP!! You can't even stand up to a slice of cheese!!
Name- DemonTaoRen
-E-mail- DemonTaoRen
-Review- KISAMA!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! AND TAKE OVER YOUR ACCOUNT!!!!! (An(me, not horo)- look at horo's user ID number)
Name-ScaryItako
-E-mail- ShamanQueen
-Review- I can't believe you became Yoh's friend, you're so weak!!!!
Name-JokeKing
-E-mail- JokeKing
-Review- HAAAHAHAHA! We shall see WHO is the real joke king!!!
Name-CrystalPendulum
-E-mail-IShallKillHao
-Review- O.O Horo-kun, you can try doing oversoul with Kororo and then fight off the gigantic cheese slice... but that's all just a dream...
Name-ElizaLover
-E-mail- Necromencer
-Review- Bad dreams are a sign of bad intestines, would you like to come over to my clinic so I look things over?/Evil music in the background/
-Name-Justice
-E-mail- JusticeShallRuleOverHao
-Review- Oh my, do you wish to come listen to our prayers to sooth the evil cheese slice soul within you? You will feel all the more free in your sleep. We are here at X-LAWS church. Drop by anytime.
-Name-X-LAWSHead
-E-mail-Jeanne-samasWordsAreLaw
-Review- YES! LISTEN TO JEANNE-SAMA OR ELSE!!! holds up gun
Name- KawaiiMilli
-E-mail-MiliFive
-Review- AHHAHHAHA!!! Now I know your weakness!!
-Name- SexyElly
-E-mail-EllyFive
-Review- looks at mili's e-mail MILLI! It's not supposed to be millifive! it's Lilly five!! looks at her own e-mail uh... I won't tell if you won't tell! And also to you, Horo Horo! WE SHALL DEFEAT YOU WITH YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESS NOW! MUAHHAH!
-Name- Hoshi
-E-Mail-ISeeStars
-Review- Tch. Pathetic. Now that I know your weakness, you'll suffer... heh heh heh... now I can defeat my twin brother's pathetic friends!! MUHAHAHA!
PS- if there's a cheese slice when you wake up in front of your face, it's not my doing!
Ren's Review Replies!
Manta- WHO SAID IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN?! I SHALL DEFEAT YOH AND BECOME THE SHAMAN KING!
LazyShaman- Do you even care HOW people look at you?!?!? Ice Ainu-You wish, baka-ainu, we can FIGHT to see who is the best!
BestPlaceSeeker- Oh, you sure that i'm wrong?! takes out kwan dao ScaryItako-... heh heh... tries to look serious, fails miserably
JokeKing- You wanna go?! takes out kwan dao
CrystalPendelum-Well, I am looks very serious
ElizaLover-...No...Thanx... I like to keep my lungs to myself.
Justice- I'LL TAKE ALL YOU GUYS ON! Hao'sDollMaster- Tch, Come on, I'll take you on too! takes out Kwan Dao
Hoshi-..who are you?
Setsumi-San- OH YEA?! chases her with his kwan dao like you said in your review cackles manicaly
My Replies
bOw-doWn-tO-KeiKO- i'm sorry, i'll do anna's next time! thanx for reading and liking it!
s91- i'll do lyserg's next time, k?! thanx for liking it!!! Shaman Queen x X x-thanx for liking my fic!!! it's a great success!! and i'll read your fic!! (or did i already?) LOL! don't worry! starfighter48- me trying to update as much as possible now! sorry for the delay!
hika-king- i've never done this for anything but shaman king, but i might do one for saiyuki... i'll think about it!(hoshi is..... well, it's a surprise if you don't know yet, lol)
The-Truus- THANX FOR LIKING! updating as much as possible, seeing as my sis hogs th comp... lol! keiko - sorry, hao is reserved for something really good, for the ending, but i might put one up for no reason whatsoever, lol, stick around then!
Setsumi-san- lol! yea, mari went over-reacting.. (mari- MARI DIDN'T!! RENHAS BEEN LYEING!! HAO-SAMA SHALL BECOME SHAMAN KING)
grave-here's the next chap! thanx for liking the story!
Usagi-lol, thanx!!! yea, it is the ep. 3 thingy, lol. wait for lyserg's cause it's coming!! (ren is so naive sigh Ren-GLARES!!! me- O.O) Poison Death Tree- ok, anna's is coming!! just a sec!! don't have one-lol! glad you like!! I'm doing something really special for Hao's story at the end!! stick around! Tailfeather-yup... he is so naive Ren- GLARE!!!! me- O.O eep! nvm.. heh heh... Tenshi no Haru-Kaze- yes we are still friends! and i hate you too! sakuuya- lol! Ren says thanx!! (ren- hey! i didn't say no nothing!! )I say thanx too for liking!
animeangel830- read one like that, called hoshi ga hoshi desu, it's really good! (and well, i have seen more other stuff with the name hoshi in it, lol, i thought i really fit him)
HikariTao-marco?! that's a new one, lol, sure, some time around i'll write one for him!
animeangel830- hmm? other friend? sorry, hao's reserved for some reason to be made last, cause something surprises everyone!
Alex- here's your cheese slice! lol!! anymore stuff you got?! i can do one for anna or lyserg or anyone, thanx a lot for the idea!
Jabun- sorry, hao is reserved for the last one to surprise everyone! ok? ok? and thanx for reading!
Anna Itako- okok, jap dictionary, np! lol, and you gave me a idea for a anna fanfic! thanx! D-Caf(aka Sandr- Here's your horo horo!! thanx for reading! hope you liked!
jacy-me=tired... so much reviews, lol, hope you guys enjoyed!! RR!!!