One quick authors note: I'd like to apologize to anyone who dislikes the text message conversation portion of my stories. I'm not going to change it because I have no idea how else to write it, but I hope it's not too irritating!

Also, this chapter is just the blog Tina was asked to post. Nothing more. The story itself will continue in the next chapter!

Thanks for reading!

Special thanks to my buddy, Finchelfanforeverandever, the only person I know who is reading this story ;)

Chapter 3: "Tina Cohen Chang: Fairy godmother of dances?"

Hey McKinley freshies, sophs, juniors, and seniors!

I'm sure you've all been looking forward to the dance this Saturday, and I'm terribly sorry to tell you all… it's been cancelled. The ballroom got double booked and we got kicked out. Sorry to all the seniors who's last chance at homecoming is over. I wish I had better news, but not all gossip is what you want to hear.

Bye loves! 3

JUST KIDDING! September fools day anyone? The truth is, yes I do have news about the dance which may not be the best news ever, but as I've just proven, it can't be the worst. So to all you complainers: knock it off! 'kay? Thanks!

Alright everyone, brace yourselves, put away your homework, stop your studying, turn off your tv, and listen up! Today I went over to the ballroom to check out the preparations for the dance. (Shout out to the student council members who gave me a sneak preview of the decorations!) The decorations I saw were NOT underwater themed. That's right, our theme has been compromised! By who you might ask? NOT, our lovely student council execs, but a school in southern Michigan by the name of… wait for it… McKinley High. According to our student council members, the decoration company mixed our orders so we got stuck with their decorations. Yes, I do mean STUCK with. The decoration theme is "black and white" which is definitely not the most exciting choice, but – hold your complaints – that's why I'm here to help. With permission from the student council, I've single-handedly saved the dance from the dull-pocalypse of 2011. YOUR WELCOME. So, what, might you ask, is this new theme? Well, girls grab your glue guns and glitter and guys grab your football facepaint and get ready…

I'm proud to announce that this year's homecoming theme is… MASQUERADE!

So c'mon guys, lets get some crazy headdresses, masks, and hats and put some colorful decorations into that black and white ballroom!

Xoxo,

TCC

ONE LAST SHOUT OUT:

To everyone going stag, just remember, when you're at a masquerade dance, you can be whoever you want and meet whoever you want. So keep your eyes open for that prince charming, knight in shining armor, or damsel in distress, but watch out for evil kings, dragons, step-mothers, and femme fatals. ;)