Looks like its time for Rotti's walk. Grab you're cane, old man, we're going out! And not to some fast food place, I want a REAL restaurant! Oh hey, looks like a priest with a gasmask on and some mourner ladies are taking a stroll in the graveyard, lets join them! What? You'd rather sing in an elevator? FINE. BE THAT WAY.
"My kids suck, I am totally not giving GeneCo to them when I croak. I'll keep those vultures guessing." He cackled.
"One word? Two syllables? Is it a movie?" The vultures asked, looking ticked. "C'mon, throw us a bone here!"
"I'm in ur tomb, stealin ur bugs." Shilo giggled as she sneaked into her mom's crypt, wearing a gas mask for whatever reason. Whipping out her trusty sandwich and empty jar she pranced after the glowing blue bug. "I'm gonna get choo!"
Crap, it escaped through the bars! She needed that bug! "Off to Narnia, mom, brb." She whispered as she snuck out after the insect.
"No! You get back here young lady!" Marni ordered, but no one could hear or see her, for she was a ghost. Spoooooooky.
"Omg, yes!" Shilo cried as she trapped the little bugger under her jar. Victory! What? Graverobber? Why is he singing in the graveyard?
"…And you can finance your bones and you kidneys!" He sang, yanking a body out of its grave and getting to work on it.
"Dude, WTF is with you and the kidneys?" Shilo asked, hiding behind a tombstone. "Do you have some sort of fetish? A COW FETISH?" Little did she know about his past with the Cash Cow, which really brought up back memories. It was a nasty break up.
He stood up, holding his fresh vile of Zydrate up. Score. "And its my job to steal and rob…" He sang, "GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVES!"
"Omg, guyz, you hear somethin?" A GENEcop asked, sniffing around.
"Omg, yus!" Another one cried, directing the spotlight to Graverobber. "Get 'em! Pew pew pew!"
"Ahhh!" Shilo squeaked, high stepping it after Graverobber as he used the corpse as a battering ram. Now that's ingenuity. They climbed into a mass grave full of yumm--DISGUSTING bodies. He was so happy that he started to sing again while Shilo freaked out some more.
"And its my job to steal and rob…GRAAAAAAAAAAPES!" He screamed.
"I'll get you some grapes, just STFU please! Ahh!" She screamed as a GENEcop yanked her out of the mass grave. She huddled on the ground with guns pointed at her as Graverobber fled.
"Let 'em go, guyz." Rotti ordered over the loudspeaker as Nath--I MEAN REPOMAN shoved all the GENEcops away from her.
"DUDE, TAKE DA MEDICINES." Her blood-pressure thing beeped at her as she passed out.