EE- Thank you for reviewing, WannaRuleDaWorld, laney, Freddy and Cherries Garcia, and Blossoms of Spring!!
DD- Ya, here's chapter 3!!
Gaara- I'm not making anyone pies!
EE and DD- W/e
Chapter 3…
"Okay, let's go tell the Hokage that were going to go get the Barbie Gameboy Game," Itachi said, "And while were at it, let's get some more people to help us get the game."
"Why even bother? We just have to go to the store," Tenten reasoned.
"Actually, there's only a few Barbie Gameboy Games in the world," Itachi said.
"Okay then… Well, let's go get some people I guess, and go tell Tsunade Were going, but ask her where the game is. She should know," Tenten agreed, as they walked with Mary-MoFo to everyone's house.
After they have everyone and are in Tsunade's office
"Hello foo's!" Tsunade said to the genin, as they walked in.
"Um, hi…. Do you know where the Barbie Gameboy Game is? We have to find it for Sasuke," Itachi said, as Tsunade nodded, still drunk.
"Here you go," She said scribbling on a piece of paper, "Here's Konoha, and here's the island of the Blueberry Pancakes, where the game or whatever is."
"Um, thanks," Itachi said, looking at the map and realizing it had a circle and a line on it.
"Okay then, well bye!" Tenten said, as everyone walked out of the door.
After they left the room and office, and got outside, they jogged to the river, and stopped there.
"So, how are we, Oink, going to get across, Oink, to the island? Oink," Ino asked, oinking.
"Well, duh! We'll use a boat!" Lee said, showing his shiny smile, as everyone put sun glasses on.
"Jeez Lee, stop it! Your hurting my eyes! Besides, there is no boat!" Tenten yelled, as Lee stopped, and had anime tears falling down his face.
"You meanie!" Lee yelled, disappearing.
"Well, we finally got rid of him, he ain't no gangsta like me," Neji said, trying to talk trash, but ended up seeming like he was yellow trash.
"Shut up you yellow-white person!" Itachi said, as him and Neji got in a slapping fight.
"Choji! Choji!" Choji said.
"Shika, Shika, Maru, Maru," Shikamaru said.
"Hey, guys, I have a confession, SO SHUT UP!!!!!" Sakura screamed, as Itachi and Neji stopped there slapping fight, Choji and Shikamaru stopped their… whatever they were doing, and Ino just Oinked, "I… am… BATMAN!!!! Actually, I'm actually an Octopus.
"WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE NOT BATMAN?!?!?!" everyone yelled, as Sakura got a pissed off look on her face.
"WE CAN GET ACROSS THE RIVER IF I TURN INTO AN OCTOPUS!!!!" Sakura screamed, as everyone calmed down.
"Oh, okay!" Everyone replied, as Sakura turned into a giant Octopus.
"Wow… Amazing… Sakura you are so retarded," everyone said, rolling their eyes, except for the Pokemon, who just said, "Choji, Shika, Maru."
"Shut up!" Sakura snapped, as they all boarded on her back.
"Now, to go across the river!" Itachi yelled, as everyone nodded, and sat down, and Sakura began to swim.
"So, who wants to play Monopoly?" Tenten asked, "Just until we get to the island or whatever?"
"I will! Everyone yelled.
"Okay," Tenten said, as everyone got their pieces and began to play. This all started at 9:00 PM, and at about 12:04 AM, Choji, and Ino lost. At about 12:30 AM, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Mary-MoFo lost. And then Neji lost at about 12:56 AM. The game continued til 3:00 AM, when Itachi FINALLY decided to give up, but obviously, the game would have kept going (DD-This really happened to me, and my friends brother and his friend finally stopped playing at 3:00 AM, because we kept complaining.)
"Gosh, how big is this damn river?" Tenten asked, bored.
"I don't know, but it's as big as you," Neji said, trying to please her, but said the wrong thing, and got punched, hard, by Tenten, and was thrown in the water, suffocating. But luckily for him, a Manatee appeared, and the Manatee let him ride on him.
"See me ridin' dirty, gonna see me ridin' dirty!" Neji sang, as he came from above the water. Tenten then cursed, and threw rocks at him, hoping he would fall off the manatee.
"Mommy, Daddy, that guy scares me," Mary Mo-Fo said.
"He scares everyone dear," Itachi said to her, as Tenten threw the Monopoly game at him, and it hit him, but he didn't fall off.
"Damn!" Tenten yelled.
"CRAP!! I paid a lot of money for that!!!" Itachi screamed, no one really caring, as Tenten repeatedly kept throwing things at Neji. What she didn't realize, was that she threw the food, supplies, fresh water, and clothes at Neji, until she threw it all at him.
"Crap…" Tenten said, as she smiled nervously, and turned to Itachi.
"I have some bad news…" Tenten started.
"What is it?" Itachi asked.
"Well, I um, might have, um, thrown all of our supplies and stuff, um, overboard," Tenten said nervously, as Itachi got up, and glared at her.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!? THAT HAD THE MAP IN IT!!!" Itachi screamed at her.
"THAT MAP WASN'T EVEN A MAP!!! IT WAS A CIRCLE!" Tenten screamed back at him.
"Go get the map, now!!!" Itachi exclaimed at her, as she sighed.
"I'm not going in there, there could be evil manatees!!!" Tenten yelled at him.
"GO GET IT!!!" Itachi yelled, as they fell down on each other, Tenten on top, Itachi on bottom. They looked around, and realized everyone was down too.
"What's wrong? Did do you find drugs?" Kiba asked.
"No, we hit Plymoth Rock," Sakura replied back at them.
"Are you serious?? See Tenten, if you would have looked at the map, which had a circle on it, we wouldn't be here right now!" Itachi said.
"You want a map? Here!" Tenten said, grabbing a piece of paper, and drawing a circle and line on it.
"Happy?!?" Tenten asked, pissed off.
"Sure!" Itachi said happily, as an arrow went through the map. It was a burning arrow too.
"AHHH!!!!" Itachi yelled in fear and in anger. Tenten just rolled her eyes, as another arrow hit her in the shoulder. Luckily, she had shoulder pads that were bullet proof, and fire proof. Oh! And arrow proof.
"Well, we're on an island, but which one?" Tenten asked.
"It's got a lot of sand on it. Are you sure it's not a desert?" Sakura asked, as a few arrows hit her.
""Look," Itachi said, "There's a castle or something!"
"Well, fine, lets just get away from these arrow wielding Indians." Tenten said, as they walked up to the castle. Which was actually a sand castle.
"Whoa, am I high?" Kiba asked.
"You're always high!" Sakura replied back at him, bonking him on his head (she's human again).
"Really?" Kiba asked again.
"Really," Sakura said back, as another arrow hit her head, "OUCH! Good thing I'm Immortal!"
"Really, Really?" Kiba asked again.
"Kiba, no one has time for you right now, so shut up," Sakura sighed, as they went inside.
"Hmmm, something smells, good." Ino Oinked.
"It smells like muffins!" Tenten said happily.
Suddenly, they saw a panda bear, eating muffins. Sakura screamed and Ino Oinked/screamed.
"Who are you?" they stuttered.
"I'm Gaara." He said simply. (EE- Hahahaha, I'm not making Gaara OOC! CHA!!)
"Is this your castle?" Itachi asked.
"Aa, does anyone want a muffin?" he asked.
"Sure, because someone threw away our supplies!" Itachi said, glaring at Tenten.
She glared back.
"I have pies too." Gaara said, leading them into his kitchen.
"Um, thank you."
So, after they all stocked up on muffins, pies, and chocolate cake, they decided to stay the night. And look for the game tommorow.