Hiya readers! I'm so very proud of myself for updating within the same month (honestly, that's how sad my fanfiction updating has been T-T) But now I present to you Part Two of the Mulan-Themed Chapter!!
I sadly do not own FMA or Mulan or any songs from the movie.
Song: Make a Man Out of You from Mulan
Disney and FMA?
Make A Man Out of You
Once again, Hughes and Mustang were working together on mission. This time, their job was to prepare soldiers to fight the Homunculi.
Day One: 0600 hours. Introduction to new recruits.
"Hello, young soldiers! As you know, the objective of this supplementary training course is to prepare each and every one of you as well as possible to face our nation's most terrifying and recent threat yet: The creatures known as Homunculi."
"From our research and from eyewitness reports, these Homunculi are reported to appear human in shape, but in reality are quite deadly. Therefore, you are all expected to be strong, skilled, and above all, as level-headed as possible." Roy finished.
"What are you looking at me for?!" Hughes protested. There were murmurs and low chuckles from the audience. (namely Mustang's men)
"Well in any case.. It's time to start the course!"
(Hughes)
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
(Eager Soldeirs)
Yeah!
(Breda)
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
(Hughes)
Hey, watch it, Breda I've got a daughter!!! *also death glare from Olivier Armstrong (if you want her there), Maria Ross, the new female recruits, and of course Lt. Riza Hawkeye XD)*
(Breda)
Sorry -.-'
(Roy)
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met,
(Hughes and Breda)
Hey!
(Roy)
But you can bet before we're through-
Mister, I'll make a man out of you!
(New recruits gulp nervously)
Day Two: 0730 hours. First Day of Training.
"A good soldeir must always keep a level head! If the situation demands it, you must be ready for anything, and not let your emotions influence your actions!" Olivier Armstrong instructed
"Thus, let the training begin!" Lt, Hawkeye annouced. Each recruit was to balance on one foot with a stack of books on their head topped with a glass of water while they were quizzed on various scenarios at top speed by the supervisors of the training course.
(Hughes)
Tranquil as a forest
(Roy)
But on fire within!
(Hughes)
Once you find your center
You are sure to win!
(O. Armstrong)
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
(Roy, Hughes)
Somehow I'll make a man out of you
"The psychological part of the training is finished! You may now remove the objects from your heads. Now we begin the phsyical aspect of your daily training. Today you all will be running an obstacle course, one kilometer of running, then a rock-climbing wall, and finally a short swim to reach the finish line. The faster you complete the course , the faster you can all break for lunch!" Lt. Hawkeye annouced.
Needless to say, that certainly motivated the recruits.
"As an added bonus, the first five to finish before 1100 hours (which gives them 30 minutes to complete the course) will have the opprotunity to watch their superior officer(s) of their choice run the course as well." Major General Olivier Armstrong added with a smirk.
By now, all of the recruits were shoving each other out of the way to be at the best starting positions.
"The time starts.. NOW!!"
Needless to say (again) there was a lot of foul play in the course, what with shoving out of the way and the fallen being trampled.
(Recruits)
I'm never gonna catch my breath!
Say goodbye to those who knew me!
Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!
(Hughes)
Hey we got them scared to death!
(Roy fangirl recruit)
Hope he doesn't see right through me
(Recruit)
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!
(Hughes & Roy Alternating)
Be a man!
You must be swift as a coursing river!
Be a man!
With all the force of a great typhoon!
Be a man!
With all the strength of a raging fire,
(Both)
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!!
(Hughes)
Time is racing toward us
til the Huns (short for Homunculus! XD) arrive!
(Armstrong)
Heed my every order
And you might survive
You're unsuited for
the rage of war,
so pack up!
Go home, you're through!!
(All)
How could I make a man
out of you?!
"YES!!! IN YOUR FACES LOSERS!!! OH YEAH!!" The five recruits were absolutely ecstatic at their victory.
"All right, have you decided which two officers you choose to run the course?" the Major General asked.
"By popular vote-- Lt. Colonels Maes Hughes and Roy Mustang, sir!"
"Hughes! Mustang! assume your starting position!"
Roy groaned.
"Aw, come on! It could be worse!"
"How?"
"We could have to fight the Major."
They both shuddered.
"On your mark, get set... GO!!" Hawkeye shouted. Then the two men men were off, still singing.
We are men!
We must be swift as a coursing river!
We are men!
With all the force of a great typhoon!
We are men!
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!!
Now that the new recruits didn't have to run the course anymore and coupled with the fact that they were watching their superiors run it, they began to sing along.
We are men!
You must be swift as a coursing river!
We are men!
With all the force of a great typhoon!
We are men!
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooon!!!
"WILL ALL OF YOU STOP SINGING!!!" Maj. Gen. Armstrong shouted as the duo crossed the finish line to the cheers of the new recruits.
End :)
Well, hope you enjoyed it! I apologize for the late updating, but I'm doing the best I can! . Anyway, I promoise to include more Royai in the next chap, which will have a song from Beauty and The Beast (as per request)! Bye and thanks for readin'!
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