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inosine - It's customary to play drinking games with beer (if you are human) however, I tend to view vampires as a little more sophisticated (although Rory could be considered an exception) so I often write them downing hard liquor and vintage wines. Plus guys and beer farts are so gross!

MBAV fan66 - When it's your first time playing any sort of drinking game it's always hard to think (and the alcohol only makes it that much harder). I imagine that Sarah and Jesse didn't have much of a physical relationship when they were dating. I got the impression he was more focused on turning her into a vampire than anything else.

TOBN -Patience my friend. Everyone will be drunk soon enough (especially after this).

updated 2/17/15

Chapter Three: Buzz Buzz Buzzed

FACT: When alcohol enters your stomach about one-fifth is absorbed and goes directly to your bloodstream within minutes of consumption.

Ethan is in the kitchen clutching a bottle of vodka to his chest. His power is getting stronger, enabling him to get visions from non-supernatural objects. This bottle in particular houses a vision that nearly makes him blush – and he vows not to let it out of his sight.

Benny frowns as he tries to rework his alcohol transformation spell however his speech isn't as clear as it was earlier – which is making this more difficult than it needs to be. He glances to his friend, hoping he may have a useful suggestion – but Ethan's wearing his happy face and cuddling with a bottle of vodka –Benny is about to ask for the details but...

There is a loud thud as Rory, in attempt to fly through the room, crash lands taking out a baker's rack and its contents.

Ethan and Benny burst out laughing at the vampire ninja who is obviously not at the top of his game.

"We're starting!" Jesse yells from the table.

The boys make their way to the table and sit down. Anastasia smiles as she sets out fresh drinks for everyone.

"It's Ethan turn," Erica announces to everyone from her new seat beside Jesse. It wasn't hard to convince Sarah to switch with her – one brief mention of Ethan's pining stares was all it took.

"What's with the bottle?" Sarah asks Ethan as he sets it on the table, almost reluctant to let it go.

"Uh, Nothing," Ethan's face flushes and he avoids eye contact with her.

Sarah isn't sure what to think.

"Pick a card already," Jesse snorts impatiently.

"Okay," Ethan concedes and reaches for the top card.

"Five is guys," Erica smiles as the Seer places the card on the table. She keeps an eye on the two human boys as they raise the cups to their lips.

"Mmmmmm," Benny takes a sip and stares into his cup. "This is good."

"It tastes like pineapple," Ethan says looking at Anastasia.

"It's a Malibu Bay Breeze," she explains.

"It's a GIRL drink," Jesse spits at them.

"Yummy!" Rory says as he gulps it down.

Jesse's shot glass clinks against the table as he lowers his head and shakes it side to side. "Am I the only one here with any testosterone?"

Erica bites her lip, suppressing a "roawr".

"Benny's turn," Sarah says.

"Benny," Jesse repeats. "What the hell man? You're in high school and people are still calling you Benny."

"Because that's my name?" Benny looks around the table for a little support but Erica is swooning over Jesse. Ethan is still a little preoccupied with the bottle of vodka as Sarah watches him. Rory is trying to tie his shoelace (which is not going well). Anastasia is now drinking from a silver flask (in addition to her cup).

"I need another shot," Jesse utters under his breath as Benny, giving up any attempt at a better comeback, picks a card.

"King!" Benny squeaks excitedly. "I get to make a rule!"

He and Ethan attempt a high-five which could have used a little more coordination but – eh – they didn't seem to mind.

Benny pulls Ethan away from the table. "I get to make a rule that will last for the REST OF THE GAME," he whisper-shouts to his best friend.

"What are you gonna do?" Ethan asks.

"I have so many ideas," Benny taps his chin. "Do you think I should make the girls play naked?"

"THAT'S NOT HAPPENING!" Anastasia growls from the table.

"Forgot about her," Benny's face scrunches up with disgust.

"Yeah," Ethan agrees. "I don't think any of us want to see that."

"Definitely not," Benny shudders. "What about just Erica and Sarah?"

Ethan frowns and looks at Jesse.

"Good point." Benny doesn't want to share his naked Erica with Jesse – or Rory for that matter. He knows that Ethan feels the same about Sarah.

"I've giving you ten seconds," Jesse yells. "Then you're forfeiting your turn!"

"Okay!" Benny calls back.

Setting his King in the discard pile, Benny Weir stands tall. "My rule is that Erica and Sarah must sit on mine and Ethan's laps, respectively, for the remainder of the game."

"WHAT!" Erica snarls.

"Okay?" Sarah picks up her drink and moves to the other side of the table. "Erica, you coming?"

"FINE," the blonde replies closing her fist around her cup.

"So how does this affect the order we pick cards?" Sarah asks as she sits on Ethan's lap. She twists sideways, looping her free arm around his neck.

"Same order as before," Anastasia replies.

"I can't believe I'm doing this," Erica reluctantly places her ass against Benny's thighs. "Don't even think about touching me," she hisses to him.

Benny raises both hands in the air while winking at Ethan.

"Rory, pick a card."

Rory immediately puts his hand in the air as the seven (i.e. heaven) card goes down on the table.

"Awww man," Ethan moans. Since Benny already had his hands up, he was no match for the vampires.

"I'll drink with you," Sarah tells him as she taps her cup to his.

"My turn." Erica reaches forward and selects from the top of the deck. "Eight," she smiles as her eyes set on the vampire sitting across from her. "Jesse….," Erica twirls the card between her fingers. "You're my date."

From beneath Erica, Benny flexes his feet. Erica isn't fat – but she's heavier than he thought she would be – and he's starting to lose sensation in his legs.

"Oh no," Sarah holds up an Ace. "Another waterfall!"

"So soon?" Ethan looks at the card with a worried brow.

"Don't worry," Sarah gives his shoulder a squeeze. "I'll be gentle.

Everyone takes their cup in hand as Sarah gives the ready. She only takes two big gulps before setting her cup down. Jesse starts then stops with her, but Anastasia keeps drinking – so Ethan, Benny, Rory and Erica have to keep drinking.

Anastasia slows down to a snail's pace, Ethan tries to go slow – but the new drink is so fruity and goes down so smooth. His drink is finished before Anastasia has even stopped.

"Oh my God, Ethan!" Sarah exclaims looking at his empty cup. "I can't believe you drank it all."

"Me too!" Benny sets his empty cup on Erica's leg.

"Me three." Rory's cup falls over as he tries to put it on the table.

Not to be outdone, Erica finishes her drink just as Anastasia sets down her cup.

Jesse sits back in his chair, waiting for someone to hurl all over the table. Shockingly – no one does.

"No more breaks." Anastasia gets up from her chair and passes out more cups – already filled.

Jesse sets a Queen on the table then stands up. He reaches for the button of his pants asking, "Who wants to see my dick?"

There is audible choking from Benny and Ethan. Rory covers his eyes.

"Do you know how big it is?" Anastasia asks Ethan.

"NO!" Ethan gags at the thought.

"ETHAN!" Sarah smacks the top of his head. "You're supposed to answer with a question!"

"It's hard to think of a question when Magic Mike over there is about whip it out," Ethan blurts.

Beside them, Erica giggles as she lifts her cup up. "Come on," she winks at Jesse. "Don't be a tease."

He smirks and winks back, grabbing himself while mouthing later.

"Ugh," Benny scowls as he watches Erica flirt with Horace. And to think that ass had the nerve to make fun of Benny's name.

Anastasia's card is another seven and all hands raise to the roof. Sarah calls it a tie between Ethan and Benny so both boys are drinking once again.

"Pass me a card," Ethan tries to lean forward but Sarah in his lap he can't reach.

"Ten." Sarah smiles as she shows him the card. "Categories."

"Categories," Ethan looks at Benny and grins. "Video games."

"Finally!" Jesse is thankful for a normal category.

"You've got be kidding me?" Erica whips her fangs out.

"Knights of Ninjitsu IV," Ethan nods at Benny.

"Knights of Ninjitsu III," Benny replies.

"Return of the Knights of Ninjitsu," Rory answers.

"Uhhhh, the original Knights of Ninjitsu," Erica looks over her shoulder at Benny to see if she answered correctly. He flashes her a thumbs up, despite not being able to feel his legs at all.

"Halo," Sarah bites her lip and looks at Ethan's shocked face. Yeah, she not quite ready to admit that she's been taking note of the games he has in his bedroom.

"Madden," Jesse answers.

"Pac Man," Anastasia replies.

"Call of Duty," Ethan says.

"Resident Evil," Benny answers.

"Grand Theft Auto," Rory adds.

"Um," Erica hesitates. "Ms. Pac Man?"

Everyone laughs.

"World of Warcraft," Sarah answers noting that once again, Ethan's eyebrows are raised high with disbelief.

"Kingdom Hearts," Jesse replies.

"Space Invaders," Anastasia smiles.

"Sonic," Ethan replies.

"Assassin's Creed," Benny says.

"Pokemon," Rory laughs.

"Damn, it's my turn again." Erica taps her finger on the rim of her cup as she thinks of an answer. "Help me." The heel of her boot goes into Benny's shin. He can barely feel it but he gets the point.

"No cheating," Anastasia warns.

"We played it with Jane," Benny whispers to Erica.

The blonde vampire concentrates for minute before saying, "Debbie Dazzle Dance Party".

"So close," Benny slides a hand close to (but not touching) Erica's thigh.

Everyone looks to Ethan – as the authority on this particular category.

"Actually it's called Debbie Dazzle's Disco Dance Party," he tells Erica.

"Are you sure you're a dude?" Jesse antagonizes Ethan.

"Yes. He is," Sarah answers running her fingers along the back of Ethan's neck. The seer lets his jaw fall open as his eyes flutter closed. He can't believe she's actually touching him – of her own free will.

"Come on, Jesse. Let's drink." Erica reaches across the table so she and Jesse and tap their cups together before she chugs a few gulps of her drink with her "date".

"My turn," Benny reaches past Erica and takes a card. He sets another Queen on the table and turns to Rory, "Who would you rather be Wolverine or Batman?"

"How is that even a question?" Rory replies in shock.

"How many X-men movies are there?" Erica asks Sarah.

"Oohhh, Who's hotter: Hugh Jackman or Christian Bale?" Sarah asks Jesse.

"Why don't you ask your gay friend over there?" Jesse says looking at Ethan.

Anastasia turns to Ethan and asks, "When did you come out?"

"I'm not gay!" Ethan looks at Sarah. "Believe me – I am the opposite of gay."

"ETHAN!" Sarah laughs. "You just don't get the whole – you have to answer the question with a question – do you?"

"I guess not," Ethan replies as he drinks to his third burn at this particular challenge.

Rory selects the next card and places the two down on the table. "Two is YOU." He points at Jesse. "HA!"

"Whatever," Jesse drinks again.

"My turn," Erica reaches over and picks a card. "Time for a new rule," she holds up the King of spades.

Benny hates to admit it, but he secretly hopes she reverses his rule. His legs are numb and if there was a fire he'd never make it out alive.

"Let's see," Erica rubs her hands together. "My rule is – that no one can say anyone's first or last name for the rest of the game."

"OMG!" Sarah cracks up. "That's going to be so hard!" She leans forward and picks a card. "Uh-oh," she lays down the first Joker of the night.

"She picked the joker," Ethan hisses to Benny. "You have to help me get the other one."

"I'll try," Benny squirms in his seat trying to get to his phone (and emergency spells) but as he does Jesse selects a card from the deck.

"Well," Jesse flips over the card for everyone to see. "Looks like I got the other Joker."

"Fuck!" Ethan drops his first F-bomb of the night.

"Ethan!" Sarah covers her mouth and starts laughing.

"Sarah has to drink!" Rory points to her.

"So do you," Anastasia points at Rory.

"Grrrrr," Rory smacks himself in the head. "I forgot."

Sarah leans over Erica and taps her cup against Rory's as they drink together.

Anastasia picks the next card. "Everyone ready?" she asks holding up another Ace.

The night is about to go downhill quickly…..

I feel obligated to note that the question "Who wants to see my dick?" has become my brother's 'trademark' when we play Kings Cup. So if you are playing this game with a guy named Antonino (not to be confused with Antonio) better watch how you respond...

Our next update: Chapter Four Drink, Drank, Drunk will up about a week or so.