Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice or "A Whole New World" or Twitter or Youtube or Nyan Cat, nor am I Rebecca Black. Lol.

By the way, I rated this a T for a reason. Bad words coming up!

"I can show you the world!"

"Clark please put me down."

"Shining, shimmering, splendid!"

"Put me down, right now."

"Tell me, Batman, now when did you last let your heart decide?"

"Stop singing and put me down."

"I can open your eyes!"

"Clark this isn't funny."

"Take you wonder by wonder!"

"What is wrong with you."

"Over, sideways, and under, on a superhero ride!"

"I will throw up all over you if you do that again."

"A whole new world!"

"Please stop."

"A new fantastic point of view!"

"I don't need a new fantastic point of view."

"No one to tell us no, or where to go!"

"I'm telling you to put me down right now."

"Or say we're only dreaming!"

"If you don't put me down right now, I'm going to take a piece of kryptonite and shove it up your-"

"A WHOLE NEWWWWW WORLD!"

"Holy crap!" exclaimed Wally as he and Robin arrived at Mount Justice through the zeta portals, "No pun intended, but it smells like the sewers exploded in here!"

"And looks like it too," added Robin in disgust, as he realized they were also standing in about an inch of water.

"I'll bet you Kaldur went too crazy on his training or something…" said Wally, pinching his nose.

"Hey guys!" Megan waved at them from the air, "Sorry, we had a—"

Her sentence was cut off by the arrival of Superboy, sloshing through the water and carrying…

"Is that a toilet seat?" exclaimed Robin, his jaw dropping.

"Um, yes," replied Superboy, lifting up the seat and staring at it. "Yes it is."

Robin reeled away from him. "Ew Supes, why do you stink?"

Wally threw his hands in the air. "Dude what happened here? And why does it literally smell like shit?"

"Um, the toilet got clogged," replied Superboy.

"Okay," said Robin slowly, "That would explain this—" he gestured to the layer of water at his feet "—but why are you—?"

"This was from the toilet that got clogged."

Wally raised an eyebrow. "Er…"

"Um, when it wouldn't flush, I kind of…got mad at it…"

A few seconds of stunned silence past before Wally spoke again, "So…you tore off the toilet seat?"

"Actually, this is um, all…that's…left of the…toilet…"

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Mount Justice…

Red Tornado eyes moved from the geyser that used to be a toilet, to the wrench in his hand, and then back at the bubbling mess.

"Fuck. My. Life."

Young Justice On Twitter, Take 1:
(The "at" symbol has been replaced with +)

00Cheshire: Okay who changed my ringtone to Nyan Cat…

Robinwhelmed: +00cheshire *snicker*

00Cheshire: +robinwhelmed Not. Funny. I have a poisoned shuriken with your name on it.

00Cheshire: CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP ASKING ME IF I POOP RAINBOWS!

Young Justice on Twitter, Take 2:

Robinwhelmed: +blinkandyoumissme It's Friday

Blinkandyoumissme: +robinwhelmed Friday

Robinwhelmed: +blinkandyoumissme Gotta get down

Blinkandyoumissme: +robinwhelmed On Friday

Robinwhelmed: +blinkandyoumissme Partyin' partyin'

Blinkandyoumissme: +robinwhelmed YEAH!

ArtemisArcher: +robinwhelmed +blinkandyoumissme Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head FIRST thing in the morning. I hate you two.

Ihatemonkeys: +artemisarcher What song.

ArtemisArcher: +ihatemonkeys Just Youtube it.

Ihatemonkeys: REBECCA BLACK'S FRIDAY MAKES ME ANGRY!

MeganMars: Why is there a giant hole in the ceiling of Mt Justice?

MeganMars: Has anyone seen +ihatemonkeys?

Reason #137 Why Roy Doesn't Want To Join The Team…

"Hey Roy!"

"Yeah Robin…"

"So, if you and Green Arrow are standing at an intersection, are the cars supposed to stop, or turn? Haha! Get it? …Roy? Roy are you still there?"

…

A/N: Cookies to whoever can figure out the reference/meaning of Cheshire's screename!

Someone with amazing art skills should draw the Supey-Toilet-Scene XD If Red Tornado had facial expressions, his expression at the end would just kill it.

I do realize there are YJ Twitter accounts for role-play, and if any of these conversations have taken place on there, it is merely a coincidence. I'm not sure if I'll do the Twitter style again though. Does it seem a bit annoying to read?

I've been getting requests for a WallyxArtemis crack-fic scene, and don't worry, I hear you! Currently waiting for the crazy brain of mine to come up with an idea. Any other pairing requests?