I'm back! Nothing much to say but thanks for reading! Here is Chapter 3! Again I apologize to May fans, I like her, but she just sometimes annoy me in a way.
Disclaimer: Once AGAIN I do not own anything of Pokemon.
Ash looked on at the Meowth balloon floating towards him. Today was really getting out of hand. Team Rocket, (Jessie, James, and Meowth), the dumbass trio who always follow him no matter where he goes, just had to come and make his day even worse. Ash was regretting very badly for leaving home. If only he knew, none of this shit would be even happening. Ash rolled his eyes, he was willing to press charges on them for constant harassment. He just never got around to doing it. Now, he really wished he did.
The team laughed their annoying 'so called' evil laugh as they landed in front of the small group. "Finally! We found the twerp!" Jessie (who Ash nowadays refers to as 'The Whore') cackled gleefully. "You know the drill!" James replied. "Prepare for trouble!" Jessie cried. "Make it double!" James recited. "To prote-"………….'BANG! BANG! BANG!" Ash had fired three rounds from his pistol at Team Rocket, totally interrupting their usual motto. Team Rocket looked down horrified at the young maniac with the gun. Ash on the other hand was pissed, "DAMNIT! I missed them! One of those bullets could at least hit one of them!" Team Rocket began their usual rant of complaints. "Hey! You nearly hit us you little fuck!" Jessie screamed angrily. "Yeah, what the hell is your problem?" James whined.
Ash gave them all a dumbfounded look, "You know, as many times as you guys recited that GODDAMN motto, it doesn't take a damn genius to know when to shut the fuck up!" "We need the motto!" Meowth shot back, "It's our trademark pri-"……..'BANG!' "SON OF A BITCH!" all three of them screamed. Ash, now more pissed off than before, had fired again at Meowth cutting him off. "Look, I really do not have time for your bullshit right now," Ash said calmly, "just leave me the hell alone, I have other problems to deal with." He glared at May who was giving him a starry eyed look. Jessie just snorted at him, "We're not going anywhere until we catch our Pikachu!" They all looked over to Pikachu, who was now putting its nose in a recently used ashtray. Ash sighed at the creature's severe addiction to nicotine. "Besides," Jessie continued, "we labored long and hard to purchase our newest mecha!" "This is bound to pay off for all the work we have done!" James gloated. The three began laughing, yet again.
"Oh let me guess, prostitution and selling crack?" Ash asked sarcastically. Team Rocket stopped laughing abruptly, stared horrified at Ash, and gave each other shifty looks. Ash got the message and gave them a dirty look, "You know what? All three of you fuckin disgust me." The guilty silence continued for another ten minutes until Jessie shook it off, "It doesn't matter!" "We have the key to your ultimate defeat!" James shouted. Ash snorted, "We'll just have your asses flying off again after we blow whatever piece of shit you throw at us yet again," he paused, "Oh by the way, happy anniversary! It must fucking suck to be you!" Meowth snickered, "Suck on this asswipe!"
He took out a remote control and pushed a button. A rumbling sound was heard. They then noticed from a distance that something large was coming their way. The large object was silhouetted by a huge cloud of dust. It came to a halt beside Team Rocket. As the dust cleared, Ash's eyes widened with shock and utter terror. The mecha was a designed resemblance of May. May was not thrilled herself, "THAT PIECE OF JUNK DOES NOT HAVE MY LOOKS!" Ash was too terrified to realize what she said. Pikachu was still sniffing in the ashtray. "Not so cocky now huh twerp?" Jessie sneered, "Do it Meowth!" she ordered. Meowth began operating buttons and the mecha began moving its arms and making May-like squealing noises.
From pure instinct, Ash tried to fire a shot at the mecha, but only to find out he was out of ammo. Then, he did the unexpected. He dropped his pistol, began screaming like a girl, and began running in the opposite direction from the Mecha-May, as Team Rocket called it. He came to an abrupt halt when he realized he was running towards the real May and turned around again. Within the next few minutes, Ash found himself running back and forth over and over again from the real May, to the Mecha-May, and back again. If anyone else was standing around watching the bizarre scene, he/she would flat out find it ridiculous. How will Ash get out of this one?
And that concludes Chapter 3! Hoped you liked it! Find out what happens in the upcoming Chapter 4, and as usual please review!